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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Y’all this is the baseline Loki needs in order to avoid being euthanized. Please boost this as much as possible. I’m a hot mess right now. There is no way I can cover this from my disability and stay housed.

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

kind of want to post my insane mosquito bite forehead selfie but I slathered on so much cortisone it’s too icky

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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As a society we need to all get together and agree to say "hey yo turn that shit off" whenever someone starts playing something out loud on their phone in the subway or bus. We can make it a better world together.

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

listen up I went outside to refill the bird baths and some asshole mosquito bit my forehead multiple times (again!!) I am so furious I may burst into flames

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

what is this shit why what is wrong with the boot and is the chicken creature about to eat it

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

okay I have now learned that these bugs do not harm monarchs and are part of the natural milkweed butterfly weed ecosystem

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I hate to post shit like this but what the hell is this demon pod of bugs on my fuckin butterfly weed

cluster of red / orange bugs like a disturbing amount of them on a butterfly weed pod

another view of these offensive ass bugs on a butterfly weed seed pod, gross I hate them

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I like to do a thing at my house I call ‘fresh sheets fridays’ as an accompaniment to flat fuck friday well last week I biffed it so we had fresh sheets monday and now my whole schedule is thrown off

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

giardiniera on the pizza was a bad choice and I am being punished for my actions

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I will have you all know that a mosquito bit me on my forehead yesterday and I am LIVID about it

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

raccoon update: idk if his mom got his ass

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I should go to sleep so I can wake up as people do but I’m glued to the screen porch listening to a raccoon try to climb the least supportive branches in the tree his mom is gonna come yell at him soon I’m fckn locked in

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

DID YOU GUYS KNOW PEE IS LITERALLY STORED IN THE BALLS OR AS I LIKE TO REFER TO THEM, BALLALLAS

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

oh my god Beau has rediscovered this devil bird toy from Chewy that screams with what can only be described as computerized agony whenever it is slapped

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

an extremely rude mosquito squatting in my house bit me 4 times this morning it’s not even 11am THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

chilly enough for a long sleeve this morning I have not yet decided how I feel about that

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I saw this white river crayfish today in the Orland Grasslands. It’s one of the crayfish species that are native to Illinois.

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

bro I just removed the brush head from my electric toothbrush and now this is a full excavation project what in the good fuck goes on in there

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

🛸 🦢 d r e a m 👽 s w e a t e r 🦢 🛸

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

DID YOU GUYS KNOW PEE IS LITERALLY STORED IN THE BALLS OR AS I LIKE TO REFER TO THEM, BALLALLAS

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

which bot will show me my toxicity score

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bean update: Beanie is doing well she seems to be ambulating normally and not in pain. currently snoring on her favorite chair (which we had recovered & then she decided to go beast claw mode on)

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

no no no ratatouille is back in the yard 😭😭

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

ah, midterms. that special time of year where I start receiving eight to ten fundraising texts from democrats addressed to my ex father in law, Bruce

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

kitties wild this AM, slapping and chasing each other, then Beau attacked the TV (it was off) so I lured them into the kitchen for treats thinking it would help. Beanie got way too excited, missed her jump onto the table, got scared, limped a bit on her back leg. monitoring her she resting now 😭😭

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

monday update my mom is still mildly psychologically scarred and annoyed at me for telling her the amazon logo is the underside of Jeff peenis

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

sorry to all the boys I like and appreciate but y’all dumb as rocks most of the time

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Coop and mini coop in the yard, crime scene in progress

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

if I use earthworm castings as plant food in my yard AND my yard already has a lot of earthworms am I forcing them to eat their own poops or do they fckn do that anyway

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

someone (probably teenage raccoon) totally broke my oak leaf hydrangea in half last night I am medium pissed off

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

shout out to my high school IB English teacher for making us continue reading Murder in the Cathedral out loud after giving us 20 minutes to get our shit together during first period on 9/11/2001

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

dreamt about taking some bites of sourdough bread last night it is one of the three things I really miss now that I can’t have gluten

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

a family of Cooper’s hawks briefly visited me in my dreams last night, mom dad and mini coop. they were standing together atop a stone table looking extremely majestic

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I know in January next year imma be like *when will winter ever enddd 😩* AND also I just went out in the yard to pull some grasses, it’s 79 with 73% humidity and I straight melted

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

saw a few leaves falling at different points this afternoon, felt a little sad but just like the traditional annual autumnal wistfulness

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

hold up wait, Walgreens still processes film prints?

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I let my credit cards get outta control this past year and was genuinely curious about consolidating them. Well, let me tell you I have not moved ahead with that and I get no less than 2 calls per day from random fucking places trying to offer me loans. They’ve even started calling my mom’s phone?

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

yeah sex is great but have you ever watched an eastern cottontail rabbit eat a whole tender tree branch (including leaves) recently shed by a medium late summer breeze

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

bee on butterfly weed (bonus: bee butt)

a little bee helping to pollinate our yard, enjoying the bright orange blossoms of the butterfly weed

little bee showing its cute bee butt atop a bright orange cluster of butterfly weed petals

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

okay that A24 trailer makes my tummy feel weird

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

in case you were curious what a monarch caterpillar looks like 🥹🥹

big fatty fat monarch caterpillar monching on some butterfly weed, distinctive black white and yellow stripes with visible prominent filaments

another chonk monarch caterpillar getting its best life (this stage) before doing a chrysalis

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Sunday backyard jorts report: not in the backyard yet but the woodpecker is back at it, pecking the outside of the house this morning, driving my cat bonkers

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

okay current backyard jorts report: my neighbor is making werid noises Nextdoor, crickets, bats, cicadas, distant lighting to th NE, thunder just beginning to rumble in

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pee is stored in the balls @okwaitno.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

evening backyard jorts report slightly delayed because I needed to do a shower cry

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