mave @mave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Who called it being dehydrated instead of taking a fast train to 2438
mave @mave.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Gaze into my sunflower. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy 310019
mave @mave.bsky.social · 19/04/2026what’s a good age to be responsible enough to get a dog? please say later-mid-40s 6320
mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/10/2025World Series going so late my Queen of the Night cactus started blooming 0394
mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/09/2025be advised, you are now under a level 4 plumeria blossom alert 1221
mave @mave.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Saw Chris Fleming last night and haven’t enjoyed such sustained laughter since the last time I saw Chris Fleming 0130
mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/06/2025okay YES you should see Chris Fleming perform live but ONLY if you want to laugh so hard you grow abs 1101
mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Thinking of a tactful way to tell these berries they need a magnifying mirror and some tweezers 0453
mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/04/2025friends, returning from European voyage: we saw Stonehenge me, here the whole time: I saw the car from Ghostbusters 0549
mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Forget walking a cute dog. The new thing is wearing a live opossum 1251
mave @mave.bsky.social · 11/03/2025POV: you’re watching me wonder if I can leap into the Neptune Pool before being tackled by security 0400
mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/11/2024the world: wearing a sweater with a saying on it isn’t a personality me: 2533
mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Finally sprang for the good stuff to hand out to trick or treaters 1242
mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2024Everything must be spooky today, so do you want to see the plumeria that’s bloOoOoOoOoming in my house? 1122