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@mave.bsky.social
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I think my dog is wearing false eyelashes
Close-up of a dog with very long eyelashes
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nice try. I live at the corner of
Street signs that say Crone Ave and Walnut St
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(threateningly) wanna see my vacation pictures?
Tropical pancakes inside Trader Sam’s Enchanted Tiki BarJungle Cruise boat passes behind a talking bird named RositaDisneyland yellow submarines moving through water in front of the MatterhornWoman silhouetted by theme park fog
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Castle Watch 2026
Sleeping Beauty Castle in front of a clear blue sky
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Who called it being dehydrated instead of taking a fast train to
a map of Raisin City
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Gaze into my sunflower. You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy
a bright yellow sunflower
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Gave my garden onions a makeover
A heap of freshly pulled onionsThe same onions after being trimmed and rinsed
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is what we’re dealing with
a small, fluffy dog looks into cameraa small, fluffy dog sticks her tongue out
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
You have been blessed by the Mother’s Day toad
a toad sitting in the sun
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
mods are asleep, post leafs
View of green leaves on a tree overhead against a blue sky with the sun peeking through
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
what’s a good age to be responsible enough to get a dog? please say later-mid-40s
close-up of a woman holding a small fluffy dog
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Spring Break!
An aesthetically pleasing and delicious poke bowlAn unreasonably lush, green valleyPurple flowering Pride of Madeira in front of the Pacific OceanA wood nymph emerges from her burrow
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
underrated compliment:
Your pores are barely detected.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Reasonably nice sunrise this morning is good enough for me
A morning sky streaked with pink, peach, orange, and yellow tones
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Choose your fighter
Four waffles, each bearing a different cartoon character’s face
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Look out, it’s a newly crocheted strawberry beret
me wearing a pink beret with a green stem on top
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Felt incredibly cute. Never deleting
one spooky skeleton
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
World Series going so late my Queen of the Night cactus started blooming
Cream-colored blossoms of Queen of the Night cactus
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’ve always wanted to make electronic yogurt
electronic yogurt maker
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Sorry my place is such a mess
Lily pads and flowers floating on the surface of a pond
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
be advised, you are now under a level 4 plumeria blossom alert
Four cream and yellow plumeria blossoms
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Saw Chris Fleming last night and haven’t enjoyed such sustained laughter since the last time I saw Chris Fleming
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
tiny grape has entered the chat
a tiny grape sits near a bunch of typical grapes
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Roses are red The violet remains
Scientists are electrifying lakes to capture invasive species they believe are transported by hurricanes
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
What is this, casual Friday?
A grasshopper perches on a leaf. He has a meeting in ten minutes.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Excited to try the latest flavor
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Finally some good news
Bear enjoys refreshing swim in pond
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
okay YES you should see Chris Fleming perform live but ONLY if you want to laugh so hard you grow abs
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Thinking of a tactful way to tell these berries they need a magnifying mirror and some tweezers
A detailed view of whiskered raspberries
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
my uber’s here
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
tfw the mountains look smoky
View from Kuwohi in Great Smoky Mountain National Park looking down at neighboring hills and valleys today
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
c’mon, they were just high fiving
Planes bump wings on the ground at Washington’s Reagan National Airport
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
friends, returning from European voyage: we saw Stonehenge me, here the whole time: I saw the car from Ghostbusters
the car from Ghostbusters
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
omen of the day
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Forget walking a cute dog. The new thing is wearing a live opossum
A person has a pet opossum on their shoulder. The opossum is wearing a pink halter.
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Worst term of endearment just dropped
Gourd Neck
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
POV: you’re watching me wonder if I can leap into the Neptune Pool before being tackled by security
Perhaps the most glamorous swimming pool in the world with me standing beside it
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
When regular moss won’t do, it’s
Specialty Moss
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Roses are red Violets get picked
An ancient Roman basilica has been discovered below
London's financial district
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Hey, I’m bloomin’ here!
Paperwhite flowers
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Quichemas
a quiche
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Solstice sunset is giving it all
a nice sunset in shades of pink, orange, and yellow
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Real quick though, check out my husband’s buns
fluffy, scrumptious dinner rolls baked by my husband
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
the world: wearing a sweater with a saying on it isn’t a personality me:
me in a light blue sweater with the words “ça va bien” on it, a French phrase that means “it’s going well” or “it’s fine”
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My mother has concerns
A screenshot of a text conversation with my mom. She says she’s worried about my dad. I ask what’s going on. She says he drinks too much chocolate milk. I respond, “what.”
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Acorn Watch 2024
an acorn
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Finally sprang for the good stuff to hand out to trick or treaters
A bag of roasted root vegetables
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Everything must be spooky today, so do you want to see the plumeria that’s bloOoOoOoOoming in my house?
a pink plumeria blossom
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Is this tree too bright? Or not bright enough?
Bright, colorful fall tree in shades of orange and red
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
See ya in 80,000 years, babe
Comet Tsuchinshan–ATLAS streaks through the sky
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