Reposted by Matt PrindleMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I sure hope my tax dollars can eventually help in some way 2313
Reposted by Matt Prindlethe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow 3554821365
Reposted by Matt PrindleKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I have texts as evidence I was laughing my ass off at the time. 2102
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 18/11/2025How’s it hanging? A) Long and loose, full of juice B) Squat and brittle, noncommittal 040
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 18/11/2025There’s never been a more lucrative era to be a grifter who is bad at grifting. 0130
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Me n my boys had to call an emergency poker night we were so excited about this. 070
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 15/11/2025The only good thing on the internet right now are libraries and coffee shops doing skits on tik tok. 130
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 13/11/2025The only people I can trust are those little sprites that swim around my field of vision after I blow my nose too hard. 2669
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025They’re mostly my drawings of dragons kissing. A few short stories. 1263
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I was gonna release 20,000 documents today but I guess I have to wait now. 0253
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Sorry I denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you. I shouldn’t have denied you of the cross you bore that I gave to you. 020
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 11/11/2025“Then, in the ruins of the explosion, the little bits of James Bond melt into tiny puddles of testosterone and he T-1000ses himself back together into the shape of Michael Stuhlbarg.” 140
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Every time a Sidney Sweeney movie flops, her eyelids get a little heavier. 150
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 10/11/2025If you’re encouraging your employees to use AI to write emails or presentations, you’re acknowledging how little value there already is in business communication. 040
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 09/11/2025You’re telling me they made a movie based on Chili’s Wicked Margaritas? 140
Reposted by Matt PrindleMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Boss: You really brighten up the office Employee: 1162
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 08/11/2025My family could really use a pick-me-up, thanks for the rec!! 0112
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Tfw you’ve tied for The Very Worst for another year. 090
Reposted by Matt PrindleBill McKibben @billmckibben.bsky.social · 07/11/2025If I'm doing the math correctly, Musk's big pay packet yesterday could have made each of these now-dead people millionaires instead. He is among the sickest men the world has ever produced. 19800309
Reposted by Matt PrindlePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 06/11/2025my dog on the daycare webcam 740037
Reposted by Matt PrindleJ HELL P @jlp.systems · 06/11/2025(Luther Vandross voice) Here and now / I banish you all to the moon... 0386
Reposted by Matt PrindleKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 06/11/2025And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood. 1633166606
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I love to go to a Web-Page and fight for my very life just to view the content therein. 1296
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Snuck out to sit in my car and feel hope for a sec don’t tell the fellas. 0414
Reposted by Matt PrindleRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 04/11/2025NFL Commissioner Curtis Sliwa 1262
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 04/11/2025The DHS honored Dick Cheney today with a 21 Acts-of-Racist-Cruelty Salute. 030
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Quote-skeet this with “I’m thinking about having a wrap for lunch” if you’re thinking about having a wrap for lunch. 030
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Laura Bush eavesdrops outside George’s painting studio. She hears soft crying, followed by the sound of furious brushstrokes, then ripping canvas. “No no no NO,” she hears him say. “For him, this has to be perfect.” 0414
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Kamala’s not answering her phone. Does anyone know how she’s doing? 020
Reposted by Matt Prindleeli yudin @eliyudin.com · 03/11/2025can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house. 4164621247
Reposted by Matt PrindleRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/11/2025The Amazing World Of Tomorrow 4067551761
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 03/11/2025My mind is reeling trying to imagine the vitamins and animal effluents RFK Jr is recommending to cure Dilbert’s stage 4 cancer right now. 060
Reposted by Matt PrindleJen @sheerjenius.bsky.social · 02/11/2025This boat is the marine incarnation of Allison Janney in a beautiful white suit 4376
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025“Douse me, O Lord, in your healing sky diarrhea.” 070
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Having pets is great if you love being looked at expectantly. 1130
Reposted by Matt PrindleZombie Uncle @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Columbo is coming to Mortal Kombat 79012
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Singing “Louvre jewels” to the tune of “Stool boom” from Waiting for Guffman. 020
Reposted by Matt PrindleAndrew Mueller @andrewmueller.bsky.social · 31/10/2025On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005. 1360205026669
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Quote tweet this with a story about riding your skeletal steed across the misty moors. 020
Reposted by Matt PrindleRob Wesley @eastwes.bsky.social · 31/10/2023"You there, boy! What day is it?" 49029
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 30/10/2025If you’re so insistent that men wash their bodies, why won’t you make a bathtub that looks like the cockpit of an F-18? 040
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025…and the buffalofication of the chicken continued unabated. 080
Reposted by Matt PrindleViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Cookie Monster’s date: Can we talk about something else 241969303
Reposted by Matt PrindleLostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Trump could come out today and say actually you know maybe Odin is a better god than Yahweh after all and 70 percent of U.S. Christians would become pagan 0102
Reposted by Matt Prindlejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 19/05/2025David Lynch: You're not just trying to get on the show are you Frank Silva: (creeping around set on all fours like a little demon) No sir 3771133
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Heard today that the sweet young man down the block who shovels our walk in the winter has had some success upon the baseball diamond. 060
Matt Prindle @griefbison.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The thieves put those Louvre jewels up on the Marshalltown, Iowa Facebook marketplace. My cousin Cory lives there and helped get them caught. 073
