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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

A lot of people say there's too much sex on the television tbh i tried it once but i kept falling off

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 01/11/2023

Iggy Pop’s full name is Ignatius Lollipop.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 18/06/2026

It's always may cause "drowsiness" what about whimsy

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Why is Mitch McConnell "recovering" from anything at this point?

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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

If you guys are having a bad day, don’t worry. I’m here all day to make it about me.

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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

you don’t have tinnitus, there’s just always someone talking about you

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I can't believe I used to think that people my age were adults.

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I'm back. I bet you thought that I was dead. Shit, wouldn't that be nice!

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I'm convinced some men hate women because they can't beat the shit out of us legally anymore.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Thank you for adding me to your funny account list but I’m not funny, I’m dead serious

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

sure, everybody hates snake oil — until their snake starts squeaking

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I don't get lonely, I get bored. Huge difference.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

My stomach woke up today and chose violence.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Peace. Love. And I need some alone time.

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

therapist: i'm not sure you take these sessions seriously me: *sad slide whistle sound*

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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Anyone want George Foreman’s teeth? I bought the wrong thing.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I'm more prepared for a zombie apocalypse than answering the door.

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I've created a bubble of contentment that nobody can perforate, So before you decide to come for me, know this: IDGAF. I absolutely do not care. Not even a little.

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Open Water because I need to watch things die.

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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

How many calories does constant seething rage burn

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

the groundhog predicted six more weeks of ben shapiro’s wife’s dry vagina

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Looks like I picked the wrong time to unclench my jaw.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

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💜Purple Jedi💜 @thepurplejedi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I'm just here for the dumpster fire.

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Happy Black History Month ⏰

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

We need to face facts that the newly elected dictator doesn’t care if many of us are dead or alive and in fact being dead would probably fit his vision of this country better. I’m not complying with one order from this administration

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

[getting interrogated] Good Cop: we just want to understand what happened Bad Cop: SPILL IT, PUNK Passive Aggressive Cop: seems like you could help us pretty easily but whatever, you do you, it’s what you do best

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Like a good book at the library, I stay checked out.

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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

I got a raise! It's in the amount of meds I'm taking, but still.

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, but true shit posters never die. They multiply.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Ive been given the evening off of responsibilities. So to celebrate I went to bed.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Stop loving me for my mind you fuckin psycho

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frankenstein monster 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

some of you need to try listening to "benormal" beats instead

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Do I have to swear so much? No. Absofuckinglutely not.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Who called it hypergonadism and not hyperballe?

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

**goes to bar** **sees Miss Piggy** **buys Miss Piggy a drink** **asks Miss Piggy to come back to my place** **brings home the bacon**

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

A stranger just told me he thinks I’m a worthless piece of crap. But whatever. I was just excited to hear from my dad.

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Gentleman Housefly @gentlemanhousefly.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

[in meeting with HR] HR: So, you’ll need to be nicer to your… Me: Hello? You’re breaking up. HR: What? Me: I can’t hear you. I’m going through a tunnel. HR: I can literally see you. Me: Damn it. I lost you.

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🅐🅜🅨 @marytreads.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

When someone says to me "um, can I have a minute", I'm walking straight out of the fucking room. No, you may not.

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Red Herring Bear @qutzupalotl.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

You got this!* *crippling depression

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

I just watched a colleague go down in flames insisting another coworker was pregnant. Bro even if I saw the head crowning…until she says “I’m expecting”, I’m not saying shit.

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

DUCK: *reading an article that says bread is bad for ducks* did a loaf of bread write this

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