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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src… www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_…

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 2h
When did Pootie Tang’s dad become such a bitch?
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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 2h
When did Pootie Tang’s dad become such a bitch?
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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 2h
When did Pootie Tang’s dad become such a bitch?
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Kay Lynch @kaywithfire.bsky.social · 4h
The “witches” weren’t guilty of anything. Their so-called crimes were literally made up. Saying that people on the internet being mad at you - for something you actually said/did - is akin to being executed by the state, alone should get you canceled. Just - astronomical dumb ass loser shit. stfu
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 5h
well this is a real slap in the face
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 5h
Will Smith where you at
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 4h
as good a time as ever to bring this up: chris rock’s acting in Fargo season 4 was some of the worst i’ve ever seen, and the fact that he was praised for it by some critics made me feel insane.
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KerrBear @bears4eva.bsky.social · 5h
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Stfu Shut Up
Alt: Stfu Shut Up, Will Smith slapping Chris Rock
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 5h
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Beth Arnold Writer @thebetharnold.bsky.social · 9h
Thanks for reposting @theastutegaloot.bsky.social ! 👊🏻
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 3h
NEWS: After losing a major court fight, Trump and Todd Blanche’s DOJ is now begging a federal judge to kill Katie Phang’s Epstein files lawsuit altogether.
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Trump’s DOJ Begs Judge To Kill Epstein Files Case After Court Loss in Phang Lawsuit
The Justice Department now argues that journalist Katie Phang cannot use federal administrative law to force further disclosure.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 3h
I increasingly think Ai is has a purpose and it’s to empower a handful of very weird, possibly psychotic, men to have total control over the masses.
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Al Franken @alfranken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re officially a month away from the midterms. Now’s the time for Trump to get out around the country & campaign for Republicans in close races. I suggest he go to TX, OH, MI, GA, NC, SC, ME, IA, AK, KS, MS, & MN. 1/2
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I took this picture of Adonis but I didn't know if you'd want to see it ....
orange cat asleep on his side with his little paws curled up
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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Matt Leeds @mleeds2048.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
International Criminal Jared Kushner's private equity company holds the largest stake in a Israeli firm contracted with the IDF,despite being one of Trump's primary negotiators for the war in Gaza He is owned by the Saudis for $2B. An Israeli agent who serves Netanyahu www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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Jared Kushner’s company has large stake in firm with Israeli military links | CNN
At the same time Jared Kushner has negotiated in the war in Gaza, his company has held the largest stake in a firm backing businesses involved in Israel’s military campaigns.
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Forbes @forbes.com · 02/10/2026
Kushner’s private equity firm is the largest stakeholder in an Israeli financial institution that invests in Israeli defense companies.
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Kushner Rejects CNN Report That His Israeli Diplomacy Might Benefit His Private Equity Fund
Kushner’s private equity firm is the largest stakeholder in an Israeli financial institution that invests in Israeli defense companies.
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Patti Olivier 💙VOTE BLUE @patti3333.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES (sound up) DAY 01 OCTOBER 2026 33 Day Till Midterms Tonight we Remember & Honor RENEE GOOD🕊 Loving mom, partner, daughter, & friend. At 37 years,mom of 3 beautiful children A poet & a writer "That's fine dude, I'm not mad at you" Civil suit filed Becca, partner speaks
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
doing some more scanning tonight, here are a few more photos that i thought were pretty neat
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Eddie Smith @eddsmitty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️™️ 🧵 Nov. 11, 1909, Cairo, Illinois was the site of one of the most violent lynchings in American history. A mob not only lynched William James—a White man was lynched as well. Yep. A double lynching. Pull up a seat🪑.(cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Hegseth criticizes generals who "clung to the woke department" and says "they no longer work here"
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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 30/09/2026
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to announce further cuts to the number of generals and admirals serving in the military in an address set for Wednesday, the Pentagon confirmed. to.pbs.org/3U0Q26z
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WATCH LIVE: Hegseth delivers State of the Force address, expected to make cuts to top ranks
President Donald Trump or Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth already have fired or pushed to retire more than two dozen military leaders since taking office, including the Army's top uniformed officer, Ge...
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Elon Musk is sitting right by Trump
Musk sitting by Trump
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bc the last 30 seconds of this are the best, reminder that @amyklobuchar.com's dad was a sports journalist, which may explain her utter contempt for Schmitt mistaking the Hawks and Hawkeyes.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: "History teaches that the rule of law is rarely destroyed all at once. It's often weakened by attacks on the institutions and the public servants sworn to uphold it. Since January 2025, we have witnessed precisely such an effort."
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. HAHAHAHAHAH. Eric Schmitt just accused Jack Smith of lying about going to an Atlanta Hawk's basketball game. Smith went to see the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The moment Jack Smith realized Eric Schmitt was talking about the wrong game.
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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another full diaper moment ☢️ 💩
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Another full diaper moment ☢️ 💩
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nina theda black @ninathedablack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
people ruin everything
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nina theda black @ninathedablack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
because of you
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nina theda black @ninathedablack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
12x12 mixed media on wood
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ambleside123.bsky.social @ambleside123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why was he let in?
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ambleside123.bsky.social @ambleside123.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes arrest him now.
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norcalbob @norcalbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Bibi doesn't like someone, I'm inclined to like that person better.
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norcalbob @norcalbob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why not do this to Trump as well?
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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
War criminals never cease to amaze
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Aquadiver @to-infinity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The audacity of this man.
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Janey @saysjaney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Netanyahu is a disgrace to his country
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🖥 Gamer Xyz #TheResistance @thedarkgrid.xyz · 24/09/2026
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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
👏🏼
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nina theda black @ninathedablack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
about fucking time!! hurray!
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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The majority of the UN walked out on Netanyahu in protest for the ongoing genocide Israel is committing against Palestine in Gaza and the West Bank. The US, Ethiopia, and Nigeria among a very few that loudly cheered trying to hype the criminal.
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Detox Poncho🖕🏼🐸🖕🏼 @detoxponcho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love that he’s speaking to an almost empty auditorium.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bibi is a next level cunt.
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