Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I used to live a stone's throw away from a family that all had mysterious head injuries. 2274
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My daughter is getting married on Tuesday. I made a cake stand and a card/memory box for them. Honestly, that box is probably the coolest thing I've ever made 5283
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026They say when you get stung by a jellyfish, you're supposed to pee on it. I did. It just made the jellyfish mad. 2210
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My clothes may not look gay, but I do keep them in the closet. 2192
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026TV ad: do you have any degrading videos? My mind: like cuck stuff? It turns out, they just want to convert your film to digital video before the film degrades too much. 3433
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I decided to get out of bed today, so now I'm everyone's problem. 2164
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me a 3rd time... does it go back to you? It doesn't stay with me, does it? That doesn't seem right. 4212
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026William Shatner came out with a line of lingerie, but Shatner Panties don't seem to be selling very well. 5191
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Who agrees to go on a hike when the real feel is 101? Apparently this guy. The path we went is 90% shade, so it wasn't terrible. 2300
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Kink list except it’s a secret 🤫 1. Sure 2. Sure 3. Yes 4. Not really 5. Mmhmm 6. Yes 7. Sure 8. No 9. Perhaps 10. Yes Comment & I’ll send the list 120
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026That first light of day that wakes you up is classified as ultra violent light. 0163
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 21/06/20264 years ago today, I was looking at glaciers and icebergs in Iceland. I really want to go back 4331
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Maybe he wanted the reflecting pool to look like this in June because he thought we were celebrating algae-btq month. 3131
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Did i install a sex swing in my garage? Mind your own damn business 1101
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 16/06/2026How about beverage. I don't drink coffee, wine, or beer. Ew. 391
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Tonight I got to meet Mike Score, the lead singer of A Flock of Seagulls. I gave him a cutting board I made that is their first album. What a fun time! 7281
Reposted by Just MikeBearded Woodsman @beardedwoodsman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Wow. 53 years. What about you? 031
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Note to self: when you go bird watching with friends that are serious about it and you are not, don't make up fake names for birds. "Hey, is that the black winged cum catcher?" They don't like that. 1101
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If you sleep over, this is what you get for breakfast 060
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Pick a selfie from your gallery and turn it black and white 4192
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