Reposted by MandyIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 12/04/2025"Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" 33911112
Reposted by MandyLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 12/04/2025For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws 234145751862
Reposted by MandyJon Cryer @mrjoncryer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The U.S. government PAYS El Salvador to imprison these people. Our criminal president will threaten to yank funding because trans kids want to play sports but won’t use that power to get an innocent man out of a gulag he sent him to by mistake? 2648994
Reposted by MandyChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 10/04/2025The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike! 843279398038
Reposted by MandyDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I said I loved The Hunger Games not that I wanted to live in district 12 215036
Reposted by Mandy'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 08/04/2025*completely loses will to live* Weigh me now 09644
Reposted by MandyOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12/04/2025the sun will come out tomorrow? it’s too late I’ve strangled myself using the cord of my SAD lamp 1422238
Reposted by MandyJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 12/04/2025It's not easy being a marshmallow when the world's on fire. 5308141
Reposted by MandyMark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Imagine being a small business with debt, that you used to import products you had manufactured in china. In the time it took to make the products, tariffs were added, that more than doubled your cost. They are crushed Are there any states offering support for their businesses ? 1829291075500
Reposted by MandyPasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 12/04/2025me: I’m painting my nails. head carpenter: You’re fired. 28319
Reposted by MandyShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 02/04/2025(3 minutes into a hunger strike) Alright...I’m ready to make some concessions. 10267108
Reposted by MandyPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 11/04/2025A zombie apocalypse story where everyone still has to keep showing up for work and paying bills the whole time 10592117
Reposted by MandyMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Oh this is VERY worrying 1543228941
Reposted by Mandycap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Imagine this: it’s your 80th birthday. You look back satisfied with life. You’re surrounded by people who love you. The Hamburglar is there. 27613147
Reposted by MandyBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12/04/2025i cannot believe slime turned into sentience just so i have to pay bills every month 211944
Reposted by MandyBlue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 12/04/2025America is the abusive boyfriend🤦🏻♀️ 1320039
Reposted by MandyMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Tim Apple made the call 2052955541
Reposted by MandyCanadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Some days I really wish I only had 99 problems. 28428
Reposted by Mandyyeah ok @poutinesmoothie.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Way to go, you made the doves cry. 213965
Reposted by MandyYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 12/04/2025[gentle voice] babe. babe, wake up- i made you some hotel room coffee with sink water 592040223
Reposted by Mandythe thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The Velveeta Underground 7629
Reposted by MandyChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/04/2025STRAIGHT UP AUTHORITARIANISM!!! DOGE is secretly monitoring staff — scanning messages, watching for disloyalty— and using AI to do it. No one should have to work under these conditions. 21731281380
Reposted by MandyAnna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 12/04/2025They’re going to accidentally deport a U.S. citizen aren’t they 3103067803
Reposted by MandyGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Don’t worry—getting social security checks will work just as well as X support 3622265546
Reposted by MandyWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 11/04/2025This husky was mistaken for a wolf by a well-meaning woman after a few drinks. He was a little confused but very flattered. 12/10 633478267
Reposted by Mandy𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 11/04/2025Adults have fewer bones than babies Stomach acid can melt metal The eye has the fastest muscles A penis is 3x the length of a man's thumb You’re taller in the morning Women blink 2x as much as men Women have finished this & men are still looking at their 👍👍👍 2322626346
Reposted by Mandy🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 11/04/2025you've got two wolves inside of you for god's sake call 911 1325479
Reposted by Mandyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2025talked to someone at one of the top italian tailoring firms. they plan on moving manufacturing to the US. said that generations of italian tailoring skill and culture can probably be transported to boise, idaho. expect flawless transition by monday. 373126981138
Reposted by MandyBlue bicycle basket @bicyclebaskets.bsky.social · 10/04/2025We have a mobster in the White House. MOBSTER. 1632524435
Reposted by MandyRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Nobody is saying this. They have to conjure up imaginary libs to argue with since they can’t win a debate with real ones on this issue. 1750216783790
Reposted by MandyBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird 180344515289
Reposted by MandyBillhelm @kaiserbillhelm.bsky.social · 11/04/2025[being removed from Olive Garden] ORCHARDS! OLIVES GROW ON TREES! THE NAME IS ALL WRONG! 45925
Reposted by MandyACLU @aclu.org · 11/04/2025BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech. The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court. 647264576226
Reposted by Mandyweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Can't believe you guys ran Adobe off bluesky with typical generic abuse before I got to chime in with my Seven Incredibly Specific Beefs 31109077
Reposted by MandyObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Shitposter is so crass, I'm an *excrement author* 67733
Reposted by MandyChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 10/04/2025ONE HUNDRED PERCENT “Biden’s slander of pro-Palestinian activists helped splinter the Democratic coalition during the 2024 election, giving Trump a potent wedge issue.” ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CORRECT Don’t like it? Complain to your mama www.thenation.com/article/soci...thenation.comThe New McCarthyism Was Started by LiberalsAs with earlier Red Scares, Democrats laid the groundwork for the current crackdown on dissent. 341915579
Reposted by MandyNot an OG Just a G @wilgafney.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Black and brown folk with any kind of tattoo are at great risk. A previous story it was a rose tattoo. Here a religious tattoo. Who's not at risk, white supremacist covered in Nazi tattoos. They'll be just fine. 23311
Reposted by MandySam Huang @samhuangfan.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Insider traders go to jail right? 2434672
Reposted by Mandy🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 10/04/2025A Friendly Reminder that... 23764248
Reposted by MandyMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Some people like to say Agree to disagree, but I like to say Nope. 712448
Reposted by MandyStaced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Me: Famous Eaters for $600 Alex Alex Trebek: They share the blood type butter Me: Who are Paula Deen, Elvis Presley & Guy Fieri? 3439
Reposted by MandyOlivia of Troye @oliviaoftroye.com · 11/04/2025Are you kidding me?! Think twice before you take that cruise. I worked the COVID cruise evacuations—they scarred me for life. And now? They’ve gutted the CDC unit that inspects cruise ships for norovirus, E. coli & other outbreaks. This is how preventable disasters happen. Again.cbsnews.comCDC's cruise ship inspectors laid off amid bad year for outbreaksThe steep cuts to the cruise ship inspection team baffled officials in the program, which is not paid for by taxpayer dollars. 29753492045
Reposted by MandyDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025One thing about me is I’m gonna lay down 713343
