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mackolantern

@mackagain.bsky.social
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using my super powers to help uplift humanity. wtf are YOU doing? mechanical flying monkey enginerd. just another genX ghetto white trash fabulous savage. mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq

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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 21h
I recommend the wrist rocket slingshot
a classic 80s era wrist rocket slingshot
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
in a world full of evil men be a Dexter
poster for the series Dexter
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this makes me wanna bonsai garden
a bonsai tree sitting on a table
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
will there be sauce and garlic bread?
a big pot of chunky homemade meat sauce a cast iron skillet with fresh homemade keto garlic bread
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
like this pibble getting his lean on?
a sleepy looking blue nose pibble puppy being held by a person in a lavender fluffy bath robe.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mmmm pasta
small baked pasta in a rectangular glass baking dish. no pasta is visible because it's smothered in sauce, cheese, and seasoningsmall baked pasta in an insta pot single serving pot. there's pasta, sauce, cheeses, and veggies visible.another bowl of baked pasta a large stainless steel insta pot of baked pasta buried under the assorted cheeses, spices, and sauce
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3-0, baby
Black background the words "LEAGUE VILLAINS SINCE 1960“ with the NFL's Raiders team logo
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's just squirt wait, I mean err uhh erm
a frosty cold bottle of Mexican Squirt brand soda-pop
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they always hide when they encounter a real one 😂
screenshot of someone named demon boy that blocked me
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the meatballs are done yall like meatballs or nah?
a bowl of meatballs smothered in sauce and 3 cheeses
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
this is the difference between sprinkles and SPRANKLES!
a frosted cupcake with sprinklesa cross section of a piñata frosted cupcake with sprinkles and other candy like filling spilling out
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hell yea I want chocolate banana milk!
picture of a 32oz carton of Mooala brand's Organic Chocolate Banana Milk
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
words to live by
the yin yang symbol but instead of eyes the white side has words that say "do no harm" the black side says "take no shit"
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness
a promo poster for the series DexterPic of a meditating blue Buddha statue in a garden holding a white lotus
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
only 941 days left!
screen shot from time.now showing the countdown until the end of this presidential term.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
today I saw the urine tank tracker hit 74% full. it is now around 35% full because...
an internet search result explaining how urine is recycled on the space station for drinking water for the crew.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
a woman is pointing at the camera with caption "YALL MOTHAFUVKAS NEED JESUS"
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
meme graphic of a rainbow banner with the words "Wishing all the homophobes a super uncomfortable month."
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
something cooking in a cast iron skillet with a cast iron press hiding itthe press removed reveals the steak
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
home made Denver omelet and a toasted English muffin
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
a picture from the deck, of the sky
a picture from the deck, of the sky.
blue gradient with tall cumulus clouds that have brightly lit fluffy white tops and flat gray bottoms.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
do you know these lyrics?
a collage representing lyrics from a song. there's a ring, a hostess brand ding dong, a ring, 2 pics of a retailer's counter top bell, and finally another hostess ding dong.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@punkyresists.bsky.social
an explanation of how binaural beats workan explanation of how binaural beats work
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@punkyresists.bsky.social
descriptive chart of known brain wavesdescriptive chart of known brain waves
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
whomever is in charge of the weather around here needs their ass beat
screenshot of weather temps & precipitation from yesterday to next Wednesday. mid to upper 70s for highs from yesterday to Saturday with low temps between 40-60. lows Sunday to Tuesday from 24-31 with snow on Monday.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
about to eat this entire pint for breakfast without a spoon
a pint of strawberry gelato
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Just the tip
picture of a penis shaped iceberg
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
the word booty is actually 16th-ish century English slang, butt whatevs. it's all good.
a brief etymological explanation of the origin of the word booty.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
this?
explanation of nitrate concentrations and effects in fresh water supplies caused by an Amazon data center's cooling process. explanation of nitrate concentrations and effects in fresh water supplies caused by an Amazon data center's cooling process.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
one of my all time favorites
a screen shot from a social media thread.

person 1 asks: For those that work remote: what ate the pros and cons?

person 2answers:
Pros: sleeping in, showering on my own time, no traffic, peace and quiet, running errands in spare time, taking my life back, not being overly tied to my work
Cons: people making up articles about wanting to return to office
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
no carbs, no carcinogenic or mutagenic side effects, unlike stevia or erythritol. 1/8 tsp = 1 tsp of sugar. there are liquid versions but I prefer powder. I put mine in the bottom of the coffee cup before the pour to avoid lumping.
screenshot of teaki hut brand organic monk fruit powder package.the nutrition facts and label information of the powder.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
it's a good read. the second book is due out November 2026.
a cover shot of the M.D. Cooper book Bitchalante volume 1
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Bonchon has around 140 restaurants in the USA now. none near me but I get mine from a couple of different family owned places.
a lengthy explanation of what makes Korean fried chicken uniquely delicious
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I would like to thank the lovely and outspoken @hazmat.bsky.social for introducing this hilarious new to me word
the definition of wankpanzer
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
how about pie-cakens? next time I'll mix the cakes in separate bowls instead of the ramakins. details in the alt text 😃
4 keto ramakin sized pie-cakens, 2 chocolate cakes, 2 vanilla cakes topped with strawberry cream and fresh cut strawberries. all from scratch
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
a bowl of Yemen foods
a bowl of Yemen foods
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy Pi Day and steak and a face job day
a pie with pi cut into the upper crust out to 29 placesa pumpkin pie. the filling looks like it split during baking and formed the pi symbol
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
yep, mine never look this pretty tho
chicken leg lollipops in covered in a red sauce
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
we are all looking for something to fix the damage inside of us. we are all broken toys. we are all kintsugi.
it's a formally broken, dark blue and black, pottery bowl repaired with gold, kintsugi style. there are constellations and stars in the repair patterns.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
two of mutuals and how their posts were presented on my my mutuals tab is seriously hilarious. yall should be moots, btw @chelchell.bsky.social @rebarmcentire.bsky.social
@chelchell.bsky.social posted:
the universe thinks it's really fucking funnt
the next post on my mutuals tab is
@rebarmcentire.bsky.social posting
I'm gay. a gay. gaywad. home of sexual.
... this sequence made me laugh
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
the third meal of the hobbit daily meal schedule
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What's your sign?
sign says:
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING
FUCK
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
What's your sign?
sign says:
PARENTAL
ADVISORY
I SAY FUCK A LOT
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I'm not a fan of any organized religion but your post sparked my curiosity. the results I found can be taken with a grain of salt as everything is in a state of flux but here's what I found...
all 4 screen shots are search results of the Israeli laws about Christianity all 4 screen shots are search results of the Israeli laws about Christianityall 4 screen shots are search results of the Israeli laws about Christianityall 4 screen shots are search results of the Israeli laws about Christianity
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
can you feel it?
a cast iron wall hanging of Metatron's Cube
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Drop something RED (but I want it painted black)
a white building with a closed red door
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
people from the south, or appreciate southern cooking know what's up
bacon grease in a vacuum sealed mason jar in the back of the fridge in my gorilla paw for the picture
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
whenever someone claims to be a brat, my mind goes here... on a toasted bun, two slices of Jarlesberg Swiss, topped with spicy brown mustard and cole slaw
6 bratwurst Fring in bacon grease in a cast iron skillet
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Zhang Xiaogang, an official representative of the Chinese Ministry of Defense, stated that the United States has been at war for almost all of its more than 240-year history, with only 16 years of peace.  This claim was echoed in a post by Ignatius van Zyl on X, which included a translated Chinese statement asserting that the U.S. has been at war for all but 16 years since its founding and maintains over 800 overseas military bases in more than 80 countries.  These statements frame the U.S. as a "warmonger" and the root cause of international disorder and regional instability.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
a big happy birthday to one of my favorite book nerd cohorts and bonnie wee quine (did I use that right?) @awkwardandodd.bsky.social may your day be full of good times, cake & joy.
a double layer cake. the bottom layer has a milk chocolate brown frosting. the top layer has white frosting. on the top of the cake, there are alternating white and milk chocolate frosting roses around the perimeter, a pile of shaved dark chocolate in the center,and a decorative red happy birthday cake topper.
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