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mackolantern

@mackagain.bsky.social
1.2K followers 710 following 7.1K posts

using my super powers to help uplift humanity. wtf are YOU doing? mechanical flying monkey enginerd. just another genX ghetto white trash fabulous savage. mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq

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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 12h
Good early morning Blue Sky
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11h
Anyway, here's Wonderwall.....
Short description: A small river otter named Steve stands on its hind legs with his paws on the keys of a bright red toy piano, looking up at the viewer.

Baked-in text: “Vilac depuis 1911”
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elton John would probably really enjoy Waffle House on Saturday night after the bars close
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🙄 everyone should be more worried about when they become sentient
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This abused foster dog proves that love heals even the deepest wounds. Original post
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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing validates my self worth more than being blocked by a total stranger who I’ve had no interactions with.
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Kim @kmbrly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s my son’s birthday today. I’ve done the math and neither one of us can possibly be this old.
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Mmmeghan in the Attic @meghanturnsup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not too late to become a drummer! It might be too late to become a *good* drummer.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🖤
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
mmmm sushis, French toast & eggs over easy
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what's for dinner?
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For personal reasons I will not be a people pleaser
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
jfc
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
who? it's deleted
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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✠ 𝐃𝐨𝐜 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧 - 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🖇️ 𝟾𝟼𝟺𝟽 @unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😬🤭
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning Foal… Baby’s first time outside…
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you've entered your cyborg era 🤖
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got my stitches out and have titanium in my foot so when this boot comes off in four weeks I’m kicking all your asses in kickball
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 02/10/2026
direct deposit and auto payments have my paycheck like:
static.klipy.com
Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
Alt: Grandpa Abe's Confused Exit in The Simpsons
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
in the car pantry in car utensil totes
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Carrie @carebear620.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If we’re dating and you go on the Price is Right and fall down screaming because you won a TV, I’m breaking up with you.
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yes I would
A USB stick plugged into the wall and it says you wouldn't download a house
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September’s gone. It’s Octover for you bitches.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Complete lack of accountability is why this fucking shit keeps on happening.
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best way to say hello is with a firm booty shake.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stupid is as stupid parks.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
instant block?
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
using the word "fucking" as an adverb is my second favorite use of the word
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a very different direction 😁 yours looks pretty tasty too
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do my best to channel my misery into entertainment.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
will there be sauce and garlic bread?
a big pot of chunky homemade meat sauce a cast iron skillet with fresh homemade keto garlic bread
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KnewNic🖕🏼🧊 @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve moved on from posting my feelings to eating them. You’re welcome! Now you will just have to deal with fudes. Making ricotta gnocchi from scratch
A cutting board dusted with flour that is scattered with the most adorable dimpled homemade ricotta gnocchi
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no shade to my younger self but where were you going with this
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please clap
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
smudged my home with sage, Palo Santo and black cherry gelato. hotboxed*
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
perimenopause: here's a wildly erratic sample of some of the shit you'll deal with when menopause arrives but y'know the list is longer and much worse me: ok then does that mean i don't have to deal with all the pms shit anymore perimenopause: oh my no you get both
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m saving all your worst skeets for blackmail purposes.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lake Como Italy 🇮🇹
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the temptation to order pizza from Gionino's after food prepping 12 meals is strong
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(after putting away the groceries) now for my next meal (eats all the snacks)
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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I found my reset button today please clap
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bite me.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not with that attitude! 😁
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SPOOPY SaintBuickMakane 🇧🇲 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I keep getting whiffs of weed. Except there's no open weed or edibles in this room. Reached to get something off a shelf It's me. I smell like weed. Like seriously reek of weed.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fuckin stoners 😂
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am a chocolate chip cookie that you later discover was a 500 mg edible.
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will keep reposting everything I see with the words juice, moist, chunk, and their derivatives idgaF
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