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@floridanorcross.bsky.social
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things and stuff. AI is trash. developer / builder / driver. funny like a funeral. Florida ‘till i die andrewnorcross.com

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ellen teapot 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️ @ellenteapot.ca · 10h
all the knowledge in the world cannot replace wisdom
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
17 year old me: so we’re just kinda working a job and finding little things to enjoy to get by? Current me: yeah, it’s a life. 17 year old me: Hayley Williams is still hot thought right? Current me: oh my god dude oh my god All the past versions of me in the room: oh my god
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h
the president: let’s murder all citizens in blue cities the media: he speaks in riddles it’s unclear what he really means
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 10h
awesome i’ve literally drank about 4 or 5 gallons of these two flavors in that exact size over the past 3 weeks or so.
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 10h
when i wrote software, outcomes like this would: 1. be completely unacceptable to ship to production 2. get my ass fired 20 ways to Sunday i do not understand why they get a pass. (i do understand)
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 11h
Do you actually miss them, or are you just listening to Jon Secada?
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 11h
imagine being so afraid of a senile old man who shits himself and falls asleep in meetings that you won’t publish a basic fact about something he said.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 11h
our national media is complicit in anything that happens because they refuse to hold his feet to the fire. remember when mainstream journalists weren't access obsessed cowards?
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 11h
anyone who is against universal health care is on their payroll and i refuse to believe a anything else about it.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The approved 2026 Chicago Public Library (CPL) total budget request is $169,257,813, which includes an operating budget of $103,966,346. [Just thought I would leave this here]
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you want to help your organization be less misinformed when they make decisions. Workshop Thursday It's a good time. www.eventbrite.com/e/2002245442...
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Let's Do Design Research Right!
A 3-hour workshop that compels you to rethink your approach to design research, ensuring you are more effective and influential.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19h
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 21h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 21h
other day i was at david lynchs grave just having a moment of thought and admiration and lookin down at all the flowers, and coffee cups, and two cookies and a coke, and wow it just hits you like a thousand suns that art is immortal. creation is too radiant to contain in a body. we trot across time
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 21h
Keep an eye out for this. Any time you see a story based on a poll or survey, about anything, elections, policy, technology adoption, management trends, cheese preferences, you will be better off willfully mistrusting it.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 21h
Can't watch Blues Brothers anymore, it's DEI (violence against nazis; soul music; papism)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 21h
87% of Seniors who Struggle to recall familiar names eat this for breakfast Christopher McDonald saying I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 21h
show me where they are wrong
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 21h
really not stoked about the Rays leaving 6 runners in scoring position
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PGA Tour Offseason Insider Meghan McCain @hotsprotstakes.bsky.social · 21h
The last time I saw this many Yankee errors General Ambrose Burnside delayed his river crossing while waiting for pontoon bridges, allowing Confederates to fortify. He then ordered suicidal frontal charges against entrenched positions, resulting in over 12,000 Union casualties.
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‎ @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026
i didn't plan for this contingency
I Lived Fast, but Didn’t Die Young. Now What?!

From: The Hard Times - thehardtimes.net
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 21h
i’m gonna miss this weird ass place
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 22h
8 pitches to handle the first? big fan of that Fredy
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 23h
We can still create wonders
Amc theaters Instagram post showing the whalefall popcorn bucket which is a whale and a diver. You eat the pop corn out the back of the whale.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 22h
this is a fair point, the diamond cutter is probably the way to go here bsky.app/profile/kaha...
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 23h
Potato would never make you cry or betray you. Be more like potato.
Potato
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23h
me: let's tax people heavily over a million dollars guys making 37k a year with no benefits: absolutely the fuck not 😠
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My idea of flirting is just adding the smirky face emoji at the end of a vague comment 😏
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the substack is a nice touch as well
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah I feel like kids today [credulous journalists] don't even know what a worm is. limn.press/article/the-...
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The Morris Worm - Limn
The Morris worm was released in November of 1988.  It was launched surreptitiously from an MIT computer by graduate student Robert Tappan Morris at Cornell University, and spread to internet-connected...
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's time
WHAT THE HELL WHERES MY BIG BANG THEORY FUCK YOU TBS I DIDNT BRING MY
GARLIC KNOTS DOWNSTAIRS TO WATCH
FUCKING BASEBALL
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Outsourcing your hobby or pasttime is the ultimate sad person behavior. That's a level of depression I can't comprehend. You can't find joy in any damn thing at that point.
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Amyville Hoyrror @amyhoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
putting the gross in gross domestic product
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Nate Bowling @natebowling.com · 05/10/2026
Here's the original video from George Brett Olson that got me started on all of this The fact this is actually happening continues to baffle me
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The original Google search algorithm that was wizard magic was machine learning. Same with videogame enemies learning flocking techniques and figuring out how to beat you based on your tendencies. LLM stans fucked this up just let the scam artists define what AI is now because they are dumb.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 05/10/2026
this shit hits so hard if you have a degree from Business School
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“You should be ok with me killing children because I’m trying to get really fucking rich.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is technically accurate but referring to Hastert as a guy guilty in a hush money case certainly buries the lede. It's like calling Al Capone a tax cheat or O.J. Simpson a memorabilia thief on first reference. bsky.app/profile/phil...
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
another reminder that none of this is private and these AI companies are harvesting every single thing they can from you.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
“A Lee County, Florida, woman was arrested on a felony charge after a threat linked to an Anthropic Claude AI chatbot conversation, or ‘diary,’ by her account was reported to law enforcement via Anthropic’s human review team…”
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Anthropic reports Florida woman’s Claude ‘diary’ threat to shoot up sheriff’s office, felony charge follows — it’s at least the third such conversation to reach police since August
Investigators say a message the following day mentioned a new gun.
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Jim Ray @jimray.net · 05/10/2026
The only difference between Hastert and the median Republican elected official today is Hastert actually served time
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 05/10/2026
I’d suggest the genre of profile journalism has some shortcomings
The cover of Fortune Magazine that calls the convicted fraud Sam Bankman-Fried “the next warren buffet” because of his crypto-scamThe cover of Forbes, where Elizabeth Holmes holds a capsule of blood for a cover story extolling her genius, shortly before she was convicted for fraud and sentenced to a long prison sentence.A glossy photo spread extolling the glamour and taste of Asma al-Assad, weeks before her husband committed multiple war crimes and eventually had to flee to Russia to avoid being hacked apart by an enraged rob.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 04/10/2026
we are going to have to find an alternative to meta products for local communities and advertising, right now, it’s almost impossible to do any kind of local business or art project without it, but both their rules and support are so arbitrary and capricious that you can’t rely on them
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
looks like someone knows that depending on how things go in November, they’re fucked
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Norcross @floridanorcross.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
at least should make it easier to tax them to kingdom come if it’s a shorter list.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 05/10/2026
Is social media, which is run by a handful of morally insane fascists, the problem with American democracy? Is the media, which is dominated by white nationalist maniacs Rupert Murdoch and David Ellison, the problem with American democracy? Is AI, which is
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MAGA telling themselves third time’s the charm when they hear this pitch. 😂
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is bizarre that there has been no real mainstream effort to discourage joining the military, considering who solders are taking orders from now. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/friends-do...
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Friends Don’t Let Friends Join the Military
Donald Trump’s hired gun is a bad thing to be.
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