Reposted by Machined SurfacesCatbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026can't speak for anyone else but what *I* mean is "I don't voluntarily listen to horseshit because life is finite" 1014320
Reposted by Machined SurfacesRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claude how do I “wipe my ass?” 1961645
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026We really didn't deserve to get talent this good. Spoiled rotten by this absolute 11/10 groove.youtube.comMadcon - BegginYouTube video by oficialmadcon 020
Reposted by Machined Surfacesweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106432508
Reposted by Machined SurfacesPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026i am willing to treat generative ai with nuance and an open mind the first second they employ even just one single prominent executive who is not America's Freakiest-Ass Bitch 41105
Reposted by Machined SurfacesJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113 1671531432
Reposted by Machined SurfacesTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 24/09/2026this is why we've all gone mad, we are still having fucking arguments George Carlin casually dismantled in the 1900s 1232
Reposted by Machined SurfacesThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 315174743299
Reposted by Machined SurfacesDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 24/09/2026What was Icarus's favorite food? Hot wings. 53210
Reposted by Machined SurfacesKyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time. 4163622318
Reposted by Machined Surfacesdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 3069231686
Reposted by Machined SurfacesTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 22/09/2026child porn still okay tho? 212930
Reposted by Machined SurfacesJason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 22/09/2026Well I see Louis CK is back on tour www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comPassenger says United ‘trapped’ her next to a man who masturbated on flight. Then the airline let him leave.The woman said she was told she had to return to her seat during landing in spite of the sexual harassment she reported because there were no other available seats. 126340
Reposted by Machined Surfacesdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow 344705966
Reposted by Machined SurfacesLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 22/09/2026There's too much data 1113
Reposted by Machined Surfacesr o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"It's me, Elonk Mumps" 3301
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026youtube.comThrawsunblat - View of a Million TreesYouTube video by Thrawsunblat 000
Reposted by Machined SurfacesAlex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 21/09/2026Well well well, someone said the quiet part out loud 13874891554
Reposted by Machined Surfacesjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety 3569981621
Reposted by Machined Surfacesda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN 02330872
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026He just keeps making pure goldyoutube.comThe fountain of youthYouTube video by Graeme Barrett 000
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026Gonna make my own TIG torch water cooler. Probably gonna end up costing twice what I could get one for but seems like it could be a fun project. 001
Reposted by Machined SurfacesTHE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 18/09/2026Fire is invented. 51806364
Reposted by Machined Surfacesoh jeez @nimakokaaz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026people who honestly think trump got elected cos the dems were too leftist are a perfect example of right wing americans who call themselves "centrist" cos republicans are cringe they like the fascist policies, just not when republicans do them 116747
Reposted by Machined SurfacesBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Sometimes I’ll see a toddler with an iPad and think about how I learned to tell what time of night it was by how close the coyote howls were 116040
Reposted by Machined SurfacesKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Is the implication here that Israel is rigging the Golden Globes but like from a pro-Israel perspective 3704
Reposted by Machined SurfacesStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026 226167
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026\m/youtube.comThe Starless OriginYouTube video by Sworn - Topic 000
Reposted by Machined SurfacesCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026good news socialism is now inevitable 131136161
Reposted by Machined SurfacesThe Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100382412
Reposted by Machined Surfacesgeist @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026slutty ghosts wear fitted sheets 24695216
Reposted by Machined SurfacesA K @aklingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Wonder what's the equivalent of people yelling at Undecided for people yelling at rich fucks too lazy to get off their yachts to drop a ballot in a mailbox bsky.app/profile/jake... 1111
Reposted by Machined Surfacesmayonnaise rudeboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/09/2026@aaron.bsky.team can you give a solid answer to why this “toxicity score” nonsense wouldn’t just end up like this? because it’s gonna end up like this. 6640143
Reposted by Machined Surfaceshuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here 111112051900
Reposted by Machined Surfacesalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026(being asked my opinion on trans athletes) i oppose people participating in exercise of any form 10912106
Reposted by Machined SurfacesLeonard Smalls @tsuri.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Breaking: The Soggy Bottom Boys will no longer be touring with Ed Sheeran. 614721
Reposted by Machined SurfacesGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 15/09/2026Reminded of something Will Menaker said about how so long as we have to live in a world where these people get to inflict immense harm upon the world and face no consequences, allowing/forcing them to retire would be merciful, whereas parading them around as ignominious spectacles is small justice. 07311
