Reposted by Machined Surfacesassbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026i’m so tired of targeted advertising 549038
Reposted by Machined Surfacesmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 5hfirst trip back to NY since the communist sharia takeover. witnessed people at intersections obeying strange lights (light of islam?); drinking dark brown arabic beverage combined with milk (symbolic of race mixing); delving beneath the earth to be willingly devoured by great metal serpents 540953
Reposted by Machined Surfacesda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN 0803250
Reposted by Machined SurfacesSpookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hindsight is 20/20 but my goodness, no one making a big deal out of a former house speaker being a child abuser should've clued us in that *something* like Epstein was happening. Democrats and the media shrugged because behavior like that was normal to them. 01410
Reposted by Machined SurfacesDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 30126643943
Reposted by Machined SurfacesDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Perhaps we were too hasty in condemning the Paramount-Warner Brothers megamerger 2956
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026I 3D printed some cable holders I screwed into the underside of my desk. It still looks terrible if you actually peek under there, but it's so close to the underside of my desk that I can't see how terrible it is, which means it's perfect. 040
Reposted by Machined Surfacesworm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent 10260651700
Reposted by Machined Surfacessamantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026okay occasionally he's still funny 27312
Reposted by Machined SurfacesJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun 2096571416
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026I am particularly amused at the AI praisint middle-management populace infesting any kind of engineering industry because wow at least they went straight into the lions den of the very obvious question; "why the fuck would we ever need you" 0110
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026come and see (for the low low price of $39.99) 020
Reposted by Machined Surfacesdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 4852801253
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026God I fucking want one so bad I would scritch it so muuuuuchstatic.klipy.comAgnes's Fluffy Unicorn MomentALT: Agnes's Fluffy Unicorn Moment 120
Reposted by Machined SurfacesDolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There’s gonna be six major deaths 2516
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026www.youtube.com/shorts/wbK1q...youtube.comWe could put him in the truck!YouTube video by NBS Plays 120
Reposted by Machined SurfacesDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 260184394874
Reposted by Machined SurfacesGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"a needed break from the battlefield" jfc. "After his long day building exploding cars and Being Racist, I loved providing a Safe Space where he could play video games for 14 hours and do ketamine while posting incessantly on Twitter" 6777
Reposted by Machined SurfacesUrban Futurist Democrat @urbfuturistdem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"She had researched raw milk" 311019
Reposted by Machined SurfacesSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right” 6694751804
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026with the pickle forks and cherry pickers 000
Reposted by Machined SurfacesBrain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh hey I'm the guy who made these and I regret to inform you they got worse 21586137
Reposted by Machined SurfacesLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why’d they put the fascists in the paper? 31155
Reposted by Machined Surfacesweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That self-flagellating mess of a client who's always like "oh I'm so terrible for getting this to you at the last minute, you must hate me, I'm such a naughty Director of Marketing and Strategic Communications" 111135
Reposted by Machined SurfacesMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think it's bad that the president's brain is mush. time.com/article/2026...time.comRead TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview TranscriptThe U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections. 36740130
Reposted by Machined SurfacesGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026can't speak for anyone else but what *I* mean is "I don't voluntarily listen to horseshit because life is finite" 1014320
Reposted by Machined SurfacesRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Claude how do I “wipe my ass?” 1961546
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comFullmetal Alchemist: Nina ChimeraALT: Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera 000
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026Really is the final cut off date, you ever knew by then or you're never going to 020
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026The entire northeast coast really making a great competition out of who can suck more thoroughly 000
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026It's still a miracle how Kurtz worked out considering that production. 030
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026At least their vanity obliges them to document their crimes for posterity I guess, but it still sucks that contemporaneously we have to live through them 010
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026I guess there's some presumptions made on my part here because of the current US climate, but if it's a nightmare for everyone but the rulers, what difference does it make if that's competently engineered or not? 000
Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026How would you be able to tell the difference between a competently run nightmare and an incestuous Dunning-Kruger nightmare though 100