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Machined Surfaces

@machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app
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Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 05/10/2026
i’m so tired of targeted advertising
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 5h
first trip back to NY since the communist sharia takeover. witnessed people at intersections obeying strange lights (light of islam?); drinking dark brown arabic beverage combined with milk (symbolic of race mixing); delving beneath the earth to be willingly devoured by great metal serpents
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
This is 40
A four panel comic; a man says “now that I’m an adult I can do whatever I want.” A woman says “do you want to come over to my house” and he says no and giggles in a blanket at home
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 15h
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Spookably UnAwake @lamentablyawake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hindsight is 20/20 but my goodness, no one making a big deal out of a former house speaker being a child abuser should've clued us in that *something* like Epstein was happening. Democrats and the media shrugged because behavior like that was normal to them.
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G @gpatrick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sums up my feelings. 
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Perhaps we were too hasty in condemning the Paramount-Warner Brothers megamerger
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
I 3D printed some cable holders I screwed into the underside of my desk. It still looks terrible if you actually peek under there, but it's so close to the underside of my desk that I can't see how terrible it is, which means it's perfect.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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samantha @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
okay occasionally he's still funny
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So grateful I get to include this comic in my book as a way of saying thanks ❤️ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I am particularly amused at the AI praisint middle-management populace infesting any kind of engineering industry because wow at least they went straight into the lions den of the very obvious question; "why the fuck would we ever need you"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
come and see (for the low low price of $39.99)
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
God I fucking want one so bad I would scritch it so muuuuuch
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Agnes's Fluffy Unicorn Moment
ALT: Agnes's Fluffy Unicorn Moment
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There’s gonna be six major deaths
Tim Robinson saying “there’s a new marvel out”
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Andreas🌻🇨🇿🍉 @mdcccxcii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/wbK1q...
youtube.com
We could put him in the truck!
YouTube video by NBS Plays
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
hasn't stopped any of them yet
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"a needed break from the battlefield" jfc. "After his long day building exploding cars and Being Racist, I loved providing a Safe Space where he could play video games for 14 hours and do ketamine while posting incessantly on Twitter"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
love to see it
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Urban Futurist Democrat @urbfuturistdem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"She had researched raw milk"
Chainsawsuit.com, webcomic with simple figures but a little more than stick figures, rounded off.
Generic person at computer: "i've heard the rhetoric from both sides... time to do my _own_ research on the real truth"
Google result: "Literally the first link that agrees with what you already believe"
Person looks surprised; dramatically lowers sunglasses suddenly on his face. "...jackpot"
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
with the pickle forks and cherry pickers
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Brain bugs @ciabrainbugs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh hey I'm the guy who made these and I regret to inform you they got worse
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why’d they put the fascists in the paper?
Get the joke or don’t
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That self-flagellating mess of a client who's always like "oh I'm so terrible for getting this to you at the last minute, you must hate me, I'm such a naughty Director of Marketing and Strategic Communications"
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's bad that the president's brain is mush. time.com/article/2026...
time.com
Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Indeed job posting

Social Media Content Creator & Lube Technician

Grease Monkey Laramie, WY 82072

$15 - $17 an hour

Full-time
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ray Wise Saying F-Slur in Nap... 1d Ilike the wording opened fire. Makes it sounds like he's taking up arms. Anyway always liked him. Great actor.
LPC @landpalestine . 2d
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Jewish actor Wallace Shawn open fire on Israel and says Israel is literally worse than the Nazis at least the Nazis has the decency to try and hide what they are doing
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026
can't speak for anyone else but what *I* mean is "I don't voluntarily listen to horseshit because life is finite"
what some folks really mean when they claim to have never heard 'Choosin' Texas'
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Claude how do I “wipe my ass?”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@ChrisStephensMD

CNN ANCHOR: this is NOT the america any of us signed up for. we’ll be right back.

(five ads designed to trick old poor people into going bankrupt play)

CNN ANCHOR: and we’re back
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
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Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera
ALT: Fullmetal Alchemist: Nina Chimera
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Really is the final cut off date, you ever knew by then or you're never going to
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
The entire northeast coast really making a great competition out of who can suck more thoroughly
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
It's still a miracle how Kurtz worked out considering that production.
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
At least their vanity obliges them to document their crimes for posterity I guess, but it still sucks that contemporaneously we have to live through them
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I guess there's some presumptions made on my part here because of the current US climate, but if it's a nightmare for everyone but the rulers, what difference does it make if that's competently engineered or not?
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
How would you be able to tell the difference between a competently run nightmare and an incestuous Dunning-Kruger nightmare though
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
jerry yes
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