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Machined Surfaces

@machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app
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Welder, machinist and full time millenial doomer.

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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 8h
I'm ready
Stack of firewood
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Sherlock Holmes eat your heart out
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
I always loved the part where I enslaved psychic powered supreme beings and confined them to a little ball that looks like it had warios thong stretched over it
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social could really make infinite variations on this for video games. You guys remember Joe Lieberman?
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 14/08/2026
Tweet from 2019 by Pranay Pathole @ppathole:
"Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart.

Tech workers: The only piece of tehcnology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 12/08/2026
I vote she puts all her efforts into putting a smile on this miserable kids' face
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 11/08/2026
I think we already have the best one that matters, we just need to put it in more things like this fan edit
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 02/08/2026
almost maxed out
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
I like this anime so much, it might be my favorite anime ever made, but nobody else seems to hold it in as high regard, if they've even seen it. It's the perfect "Ma" (間) show with the perfect villain in Johan. I just love it so much.
Poster for Naoki Urasawa's anime series "Monster"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 30/07/2026
(on a first date) "for your consideration ma'am"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Album is so good. Have you checked this one out yet?
Album cover for Blindead 23 - Deuterium
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 27/07/2026
update: "I bet a dash of balsamico would actually be dope on this" 6 hours later:
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
I mean it's almost as if you're a lying idiot and it was the easiest thing to prove ever
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
There are charts for all these questions, as well as for how much median wages have increased. Wonder why they didn't respond. Stock markets up though
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social it was ok
Jon Bois, usually known for his Sports, asking a question that everyone should tag him in and answer by themselves on their own page
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Comic of an economist in the post-apocalypse lecturing children around a bonfire about how it was all worth it because "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
I can't do ketamine legally here but I can take a 500mg edible and clean out my kief catcher and spend 7 hours like this which might be the second best thing
A character who has indulged in the content of his kief catcher, melted into his couch asking the very important question "where is now...?"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Shows a preview image for like a second and then goes to this
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 18/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026
Ok but what about
A picture of Johan Liebert
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 07/07/2026
I still don't understand how there's people who frame it as "look at this person telling me with such pride that he was right about everything and I was wrong, just look at him" and we're all literally looking like this. They don't care about what is right, all they care about is being right.
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
At least watching this become reality on the disney world liberal side in real time is fascinating
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
I genuinely become this meme more and more every fucking day, like yes of course the nazi tattoo guy would also be this kind of person we tried to tell you, I'm so tired of trying to tell you
Doomer Wojak meme
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 01/07/2026
starting every date with just showing them this screenshot from now on
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
oi oi oi
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 19/06/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026
but what if he's the only ever so slightly less shitty option we have towards a better tomorrow 5-6 generations from now
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026
them: "Ok, alright, you gonna tell me I told you so?" me:
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 03/06/2026
internethippo sardonic twitter classic "You may not like slow, incremental change, but isn't it better than nothing, which I've decided for no apparent reason is the only other alternative?"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
This one was pretty interesting
Album cover for Blindead 23 - Deuterium
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 26/05/2026
Peter Stormare as the devil in Constantine: "No accounting for taste, really."
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 24/05/2026
Shot from Flight of the Conchords
Bret: "I'm all for ending this oppressive system, but only if we do it without violence."
Jemaine: "So... by magic?"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 20/05/2026
lmfao
Phishing email targeting conservatives and other idiots which, in essence, reads: "Starting today, a Pride theme will automatically be applied to your email headers and footers in support of the LGBTQ community, click here to opt out"
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 13/05/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 13/05/2026
This computer was way too expensive for what it is, fuck AI forever, but my trusty 6 year old desktop was just very insistent that it was done with life. Oh well, it's up and good now.
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
Ian McKellen portraying Richard III
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Machined Surfaces @machinedsurfaces.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
let's not forget
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