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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 12h

Most of the words I read are domesticated and raised in books and articles, but occasionally I find words out in the wild. These are my favourites.

A yellow wall, on which somebody has graffitied "DIRTY EGG SCENTED WRONG PERSON"

A large wall alongside a canal, on which someone has daubed in letters several feet high "LOVE ME"

A handmade sign on the side of a country lane on which someone has scrawled "PLEASE BEEP TO TRY MOVE THE STUPID BIRDS OUT THE WAY THANK YOU"

A brick wall on which somebody has spray painted in black letters the word "Teeth". There is no other context, perhaps it forms part of a territorial turf war between dentists?

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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2024

Zombie fiction is, at its core, about the fear of seeing your own body age and decay. Ghost stories are about the impossibility of grappling with the past. Vampires are about what if you got so horny you died

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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 2h

England, see what happens when That Fucking Band aren't there?

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm sure the De Niro 'Cape Fear' was an intense psychological thriller when it was released, but now it's just Sideshow Bob.

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”

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Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Taking it back to the mould school

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was interviewed by a US journalist today who asked if we were all panicking about terrorists at Fairford, which ended with me trying to explain dogging.

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Velour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026

This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The tweet that immediately came to mind:

We're a modest company with modest goals:
1: sell a quality product at a fair price
2: drain the world's oceans so we can find and kill god
6:19 PM • Oct 21, 2014 • Twitter for iPhone
9.8K Retweets
32.7K Likes

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026

them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I still maintain there's a reality TV show in this. You could get several seasons of content from overconfident dickheads having their arses handed to them by a professional, surely.

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can I have some legitimate concerns please? Hello, UK government, I have a legitimate concern that temperatures will rise to a level that destroys many already-struggling nations, leading us in to an era of food scarcity wars. And now we wait for Andy Burnham to act on my legitimate concerns😎

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

‘Dad, have you heard Choosin’ Texas by Ella Lang-‘ ‘Shut the fuck up, son’

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Me: did you trim the hedges? Gardener: yeah boss made em look like straight leg jeans just like you asked Me: what

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why is Chicken Tonight a perfectly fine brand name but Beef Soon isn’t

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 27/09/2026

journalists: please read my article about how yet another tech genius is revolutionising your cultural intake by tailoring your recommendations algorithmically according to your bespoke tastes! also journalists: what do you mean you haven’t heard my favourite song. why are you lying to me

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

For those of you who enjoy Jasmine content, you may be interested to know that she's fallen asleep in her bed, cuddling her tail

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

18 years ago today, this. My marriage is officially old enough to drink.

An unofficial wedding photo where the groom is sticking his tongue out and the bride has her eyes closed

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Expect all the Tottenham fans are all out celebrating their first weekend of the season without losing.

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What's to stop the FA from just banning City from the league altogether? One extra promotion all the way down the pyramids? They can't sue to make others play against them, can they? Make them join the Saudi league or something.

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sincere congratulations to Tim from East Sussex, who has successfully won TripAdvisor in just three words with his recent (and it has to be said, extremely balanced) review of the Rhodes Faliraki Water Park. A genuine masterpiece of brevity. Well done Tim. I do hope your face is on the mend.

A TripAdvisor review of the Rhodes Falkirk Water Park. It shows a close up of a man’s face, with a bandage covering an area just above his eye.

The full TripAdvisor review of the Rhodes Falkirk Water Park. It shows a close up of a man’s face, with a bandage covering an area just above his eye. Tim has awarded the work 1/5, adding the comment “Unsafe but friendly.”

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When you think that Hitler was too much of a bleeding heart liberal

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Danny Tommo, Amodei, Man City fair play Piddington, Macklemore, Dolly ain’t alive no more Netanyahu’s iron dome, Meg and Harry coming home New cat, Clavicular COVID CONSCIOUS LESBIAN BAR 🎶 we didn’t start the fire 🎶

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PITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING @shouting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

ONE OF THE NEW ENGLAND HOMIES JUST INFORMED ME OF THIS. DID WE KNOW ABOUT THIS. DID WE KNOW ABOUT POOCHIE SNYDER

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dammitbelle @dammitbelle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

if you're born in to the right social circles in britain (janice turner's father-in-law was editor of the guardian for 20 years) you can just become a newspaper columnist and have whatever bullshit you come up with on the spot treated as valuable expert insight

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Lazarus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That episode of Gordon Ramsey is on and it's the one where the kitchen hasn't been cleaned since the 80s and the owner can't figure out what the problem is.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026

peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”

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Daniel Bellingradt @dbellingradt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The year was 1778 in Europe, and strong Marge Simpson vibes were in the air.

a woman with a haircut like Marge Simpson

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Gavan Reilly @gavreilly.com · 26/09/2026

What has emerged at a later part of the FAI press conference: Knowing the circumstances of the upcoming games, the FAI did a trawl of prospective callups and checked with abut 30 of the most likely players to ensure they were comfortable fulfilling those fixtures. Goalkeepers were not among them.

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every few months we get people extrapolating from a sports clip to determine some guy in the stands needs to get dumped and his wife/girlfriend to upgrade, and every time there's a post-din reveal that says quite a few of you need to touch grass

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