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ET Heisenberg

@utdheisenberg.bsky.social
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Social media influenza. Satire. Nostalgia. Non-Sequitors. Consultant that hates advising. Traveller who hates packing. DISContent creator.

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 5h
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 5h
Mikel Arteta testifying against Pep Guardiola….
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h
Turns out Man City were even fraudulently signing players. 😉😂
Robinho in a Manchester City shirt, biting the collar of his shirt. Text reads: “Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United. I wasn’t aware there was another Manchester club.” Robinho (2013). 😉
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 6h
Sheikh Mansour after the Premier League found Man City guilty…
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This clip of Sir Alex Ferguson never fails to bring a smile to my face 🎈😄 #MUFC
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 8h
Man City trying to flex their financial muscle in the National League: 💀
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h
Me seeing nothing but Man City slander on Bluesky for the last 96 hours….
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h
Homer Simpson going from Manchester City fan to Arsenal fan
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enzo Fernandez after scoring a double hat-trick at Willenhall town…
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not enough love that on the timeline for the man who leaked the Man City breaches. Thank you Rui Pinto. Respect.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder what Sir Alex thinks about the chickens coming home to roost for the noisy neighbours? 🐔😂😂
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Longest Fergie Time ever. ⌚️
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City fans claiming to be innocent of any FFP charges over the last few years… #114
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h
Get that Msn City trophy-less clock back on the front of the Stretford End In time for Spurs!
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h
I’m here for the release of The Pep-stein files.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h
AI - but Funny! #City
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10h
“Red cartel” this, “Red cartel” that! Leicester won the PL in 2016 without breaking the rules. They did it with Mahrez, Vardy, Kante & a manager nobody expected to win the league. It can be done. Man City could have done it. They just wanted to go too big, too fast. £900m of shame later… 💀
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 11h
Man City fans: “Ornstein jumped the gun. He’s fucked when City’s lawyers come after him.” David Ornstein after dropping his best ever exclusive:
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Jamie T @thejamiet.bsky.social · 11h
The good Rui Pinto giveth and the Premier League taketh away… 🙏
Rui Pinto as Luigi Mangione as Jesus meme
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 11h
“Do you apologise to football fans? The Premier League says 'sham' contracts, is this a 'sham' club?" Reporter questions Man City chief executive Ferran Soriano after the club was found guilty of all charges related to Premier League's financial rules…. Peak Journalism!
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 12h
Colleague: You know where we could house refugees instead of putting them in migrant hotels? Me: Where? Colleague: The Man City ground. Plenty of room. They never fill it. They won’t fill it. Me: Surely these people have suffered enough? 💀
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Then celebrate with your teammates - not the opposition!
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Rooney hat-trick. 2004. Peak JZ. Been listening to various mixes from that era all day and this last 30 minutes is fucking ridiculous. 😎🔥 m.youtube.com/watch?v=L_IS...
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No it was perfectly legitimate. Nothing remotely suspicious occurred at all….. pure coincidence if things seemed a bit off such as QPR players celebrating on the pitch with Man City players. These things happen. 🤷🏽‍♂️
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How many Man City fans does it take to change a lightbulb? 114. One to change it and 113 to tell you they’re innocent. 😂💀
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven’t seen a football meme that doesn’t involve Man City for over 72 hours. 😎🤣
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mancini 2012: “Ferguson talks too much.” Mancini 2026: “The double contract isn’t my problem.” The fucking balls to disrespect The GOAT Sir Alex while at Man City, knowing what was going on behind the scenes. 😂💀 Cheats.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Liam Gallagher is OBSESSED with Man United! Always in Man City’s head! #RentFree
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Steven Gerrard when he heard the Man City guilty news….
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
The Steven Gerrard Grand Prix 🏁🏎️ 🍌
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Man City players know that they’re cooked…
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😂😂😂
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goodnight.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City players for England look mentally wounded…. Could something be weighing heavy on their minds?
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Dog's Intense Cupcake Stare
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City fans claiming to be innocent of any FFP charges over the last few years… #114
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder what Sir Alex thinks about the chickens coming home to roost for the noisy neighbours? 🐔😂😂
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Longest Fergie Time ever. ⌚️
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He spent one year in detention and now living under Witness Protection. Rui Pinto put everything on the line.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rayan Cherki updating his LinkedIn after deciding the National League isn't challenging enough.
Professional man in blue suit. Some may say there’s a “Slight Resemblance” to Rayan Cherki!
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rui Pinto / City Leaks.
“A historic decision for English football, and one that comes to crown the work I carried out through Football Leaks. Today, we all know that, through structural manipulation and financial manoeuvring, Manchester City did not merely circumvent the rules, they turned them into a mere formality, challenging any attempt to preserve the integrity of the competition. That meticulously orchestrated fraud will finally be subject to punishment, and the impact will not merely be turbulent, but truly devastating for the Cityzens. Ironically, I cannot help but remember Pep Guardiola’s words at his first press conference as City manager: ‘Fasten your seat belts’.”“Apparently, some English clubs have sought legal advice on whether they may have a claim for compensation, and they have every right to do so. The integrity of the competitions in which Manchester City participated has been seriously compromised ever since these financial schemes began. We are not talking about something isolated or insignificant, but about fraud on a massive, even colossal, scale that went on for several years.”
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Man City fans running back to the clubs they supported before 2012.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not enough love that on the timeline for the man who leaked the Man City breaches. Thank you Rui Pinto. Respect.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enzo Fernandez after scoring a double hat-trick at Willenhall town…
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
😭😭😭
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Crewe Alexandra and Accrington Stanley seeing Man City back in League Two next season…
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Stanandthat @stanandthat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Protests already outside the FA headquarters.
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT’S FINALLY OFFICIAL. Manchester City: the medals belong in the bin. #115 #Cheats
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BREAKING: After Man City were found guilty of 114 FFP charges, the Premier League lawyers have been celebrating with an open top bus tour...
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