Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 3hBut the good news is that he can take advantage of tapir relief 072
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 14hCan’t watch Traitors, as I’m in my way home from work. So here’s a dose of “Name That Tune: Amazon music lyrics round ” 000
Reposted by CastaignedeBeefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms 14904221
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At the opticians, I was getting the usual barrage of questions: Do you get regular headaches; How much time do you spend working at a screen? etc. Then I was asked “what’s your usual field?” That threw me. 100
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Went to the optician's at lunchtime, for the first time in 2 years. "Your eyesight's really bad" they told me. "How bad exactly?" I asked "Well, this is Pret a Manger..." 100
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is clearly a novelty hot water bottle cover. 011
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I could watch Benjamin Button over and over. Never gets old. 030
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Travelling for work. A prize for the first person who guesses where I am. 220
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Well, chief: looking at the half eaten carrot sticks around the body and the hint of garlic in the air, I'd say that the injuries were posthumous. 000
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If this had been the rule when Clarice Starling joined the FBI, the lambs wouldn’t have had to be silenced 100
Reposted by CastaignedeCastaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Not now, Homes and Gardens. 042
Reposted by Castaignedemindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 411567402
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It feels like, in 2026, a white dude with huge social reach, wealth and power should by now have realised that being that guy and doing nothing is, at the very least, “complicit adjacent”. 031
Reposted by CastaignedeChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music 244129872238
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Smokey Robinson has enjoyed unparallelled branding success, much to the consternation of his brothers, Streaky Robinson and Boiled Robinson 010
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not the cone of shame, but the airplane neck pillow of sadness. 010
Reposted by CastaignedeSooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Nadine Dorries interviewed by Krishnan Guru-Murthy on Channel 4 last night at Reform Party Conference. Nigel Farage is absolutely fine and actually laughing, not even worried, definitely. Original can be viewed here, it's quite a watch: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Et3... 24419105
Reposted by CastaignedeThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Seems the difference between ‘protestors’ and ‘terrorists’ is that protestors wear balaclavas while terrorists hold placards. 3034391279
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Re Dover: It it just a stag weekend with a “middle aged ninja” theme? 020
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Put a towel into the washing machine and it came out wet. Put two towels into the washing machine and they still came out wet. Have I broken my towels? 020
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me, seeing the amount of rain that has fallen versus what was promised.static.klipy.comDisappointed Disappointed FanALT: Disappointed Disappointed Fan 010
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Movie idea: "Three". People start noticing that the What3Words code for a location foreshadows events that happen there. eg. a rural English retreat at reset.then.expiring 000
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My Tim Curry playlist sounds very different to my Dolly Parton playlist What a week 050
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most, off the top of my head: 1. We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in! 2. Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such... 3. Saxamaphone 🎵. Saxamaphone. 🎵 4. Eh, it's not for you. It's more of a Shellbyville idea... 5. I'm in danger! 020
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Unpopular opinion: there are too many sub-genres of dance music 010
Reposted by CastaignedeThe Daily Mash @the-daily-mash.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Your hate keeps us young, Harry tells Britain buff.ly/jRauvQs 032
Reposted by CastaignedeCastaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Avengers Endgame Multiverse of Madness Madness of King George Fantastic 4 Fantastic 5 Doom 64 Day and Knight Dick and Doom in Da Bungalow My Left Foot with Daniel Day Lewis 021
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Avengers Endgame Multiverse of Madness Madness of King George Fantastic 4 Fantastic 5 Doom 64 Day and Knight Dick and Doom in Da Bungalow My Left Foot with Daniel Day Lewis 021
Reposted by CastaignedeAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Nigel Farage suggests the police advised him against attending the result of the Clacton by-election. Essex Police completely deny this, telling the BBC "we have a proportionate and robust policing operation to ensure the safety and security of all participants in the count" 3222544829
Reposted by Castaignedem@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13/08/2026got talked into joining the debate team so i’m not very good 015823
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026www.maptap.gg July 22 94🏅 98🎯 99🎯 100🎯 80✨ Final score: 930maptap.gg🎯MapTap Daily Geography GamePlay MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers. 010
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 21/07/2026It's Cat Stevens's birthday. He's old, but is he happy? 010
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Not been online much over the last 24 hours, so I imagine a LOT of people will already have asked “how the hell is Shakira only a couple of months younger than me?!” 130
Reposted by CastaignedeBen Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 19/07/2026cruise (maintaining intense eye contact and leaning forward to perform active listening): cookies? that’s fantastic, wow 192095269
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What this World Cup has meant for me personally is: 1. Scotland was the last team to beat Spain, so we're basically World Champions. 2. Winning the office sweepstake. Milky Bars are on me. 3. Packing all my Scotland gear for a holiday in Canada and expecting all the love. 010
Reposted by CastaignedeCastaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's time the President of the United States of America stood up, and patriotically ate some Taco Bell lettuce. 001
Castaignede @castaignede.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It's time the President of the United States of America stood up, and patriotically ate some Taco Bell lettuce. 001
