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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16h
that time when someone in blue trousers was hiding behind a flag while Rishi Sunak gave a speech.
One of those ‘it’s not what it looks like’ things. The flag pole is in the middle of a blue background making it look like someone in blue trousers is hiding in there.
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Wrath of God Bot @wrathofgodbot.bsky.social · 7h
Well good news for Ron, he's 92 so he won't have nightmares for long
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 17h
Looks perfect for the rapture
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 17h
I can't stop laughing at this
A Vinted listing saying Women's UK 10-12 see through sexy bodysuit. £5.
The picture is of a bizarre dark tan nylon body shape lying awkwardly on a floor like a corpse. It does not look sexy
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
"This must be the development that finally finishes off Trump." Ancient American proverb.
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I really love that someone was just very quick-witted in an unpleasant moment almost 30 years ago and it's now a classic viral tweet that thousands of people have seen enough times to remember it fondly.
In 1997, outside a McDonald's on Queen Street, an older woman told two young Korean men to "speak English," and one of them fired back with a sarcastic impression: "Ooooo I want a nice cup of tea look at me I'm English I want to eat [dry/plain] toast."
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. A drawing of a Polaroid SX-70, a foldable instant camera that some would say is one of the best cameras ever in history. It is silver and black with patches of brown fake leather on some of the body panels. It is unfolded into its characteristic mass of unlikely angles. The camera is set against a background rectangle filled with the colors filled with the colors of the Polaroid packaging rainbow. A photo is protruding from the camera and has developed to reveal only white letters on black reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.
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Morgan Johnson @poormojo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Preserve endangered animals
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
They should give him the next Aquaman movie, where Aquaman invests in a lot of coastal real estate for some reason.
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
OK finally found what I need to back this up. In Terminator 2, when the T1000 looks up John Connor on the Juvenile Automated Index we find out that he was born in 1985 and despite his appearance, is only 10 years old. So it's 1995, then, yes? Later on, Arnie & Sarah are discussing Skynet, and...
Juvenile automated index record for John Connor Scene where they discuss how in three years, Cyberdyne will become a military supplier
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Dan's wardrobe furnished by Botany 500 @grumpygreyhead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He looks very different from his Newcastle United days
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Not many people know that AA Milne had a much smaller brother called AAA Milne
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My man looks like Stanley Kubrick dressed up as Velma for Halloween
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No age at all to be retiring, that.
Article about Ben Frow stepping down at Channel 5
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14/10/2026
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Remembering Gwyneth Bebb today. She passed Oxford law finals with first class marks in 1913, but was refused a degree. The CA rejected her claim to become a solicitor, saying only men were "persons" within the legislation. In 1920 she finally became a Bar student. But died in childbirth in 1921.
Screenshot of a Facebook post recording the fact that on this day in 1920, women were awarded Oxford degrees for the first time. Image of graduating women.
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Absolutely one of his very finest
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 12/10/2026
"They doxxed the Prodigy crab" is something that will forever live in my brain
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In the Cheers episode "Grease," Rebecca claimed she witnessed Frasier dance around the bar in his underwear when they brought back Classic Coke. Classic Coke debuted in July 1985. Rebecca started at Cheers in September 1987.
Simpsons screenshot: "Genius at Work" nerd at the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Meet and Greet.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting a little too close for comfort
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Enjoy the “interruption”
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tell you what, over the years it's been rather tiresome having Man United and Tottenham fans amongst your mates, but it's really paid off these last couple of years.
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Zoë Grünewald @zoegrunewald.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“Don’t you DARE go after my imaginary friends!”
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm assuming that the discount they've offered you is further down the email as a token of their apologies? Given how thoughtful they've been to let you know in advance and all that...
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Shut Up And Take My Money! Futurama Meme
Alt: Shut Up And Take My Money! Futurama Meme
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
How can Beyoncé have done a movie with Idris Elba that nobody has ever heard of? It's like finding out that Taylor Swift used to be in EastEnders.
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Keep seeing a trailer for a movie I've never heard of on Tubi with the most insane premise. Seems Idris Elba is married to Beyoncé, but for some reason ends up having an affair with the blonde from Heroes. No, not that one, the annoying one from Final Destination. It must be terrible, surely...
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Charles Shithouse United States, Census, 1850
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Red Sky At Night / Joanne Sheppard @redskyatnight.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lads, he’s not someone from a council estate who’s won Britain’s Got Talent
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Laz-aaaaaagghhhh!-rus @lazarusdj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
quote skeet but change the lower back tattoo ✨ oh ✨ ✨ mate ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Herman Unfuck United States City and Business Directories, ca. 1749 - ca. 1990
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Ryan ⚾️🌪️ @5dogwooddrive.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
upper text: Kid saved the entire human race by instinctually lying to a cop.
image: Danny Cooksey in T2 telling T-1000 "Nah, I don't know him," when showed an image of John Connor.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i've seen some terrible puns but this is really the last straw
Sign on a truck reads"Fifty Shades of Hay."
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aries: Your therapist talks about you to their friends.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pisces: People love a good story. They also love hamburgers and walks on the beach. There are lots of things people love. You’re just not one of them.
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ParkaMonkey72 @paulchristie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
😂😂😂
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Spurs gonna put out a DVD now they managed to get a point
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In Australia on an academic exchange program, was instructed to keep the snakes away from the house by opening the back door at 6am and clapping loudly six times while yelling. I complied diligently. A week later, a neighbour informed me I'd been pranked.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Do you remember where you were when JFK was shot? Yes. I was eating an antelope.
Man interviews lion.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Australopithecus 3 million years ago:
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 11/10/2026
are we going to talk about how the mail has pulled this article (2nd) or just move past it as everybody tends to do
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Do you remember dancing in stilettos on the poor
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So, finally, a PM who admits there **was** Russian interference in the Brexit Referendum — after all the evidence amassed by myself @carolecadwalla.bsky.social @lukeharding1968.bsky.social Sergei Cristo, J Patrick et al — dismissed as conspiracy for ten long years Truth is the daughter of Time
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Wangle-BOO-ry @wangleberry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gods bless Viz. National treasure.
A comic strip entitled 'Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Edgar Allen Poe'. That's all you need to know, really
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