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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11h
The inventor of bubblewrap shoes has popped his clogs.
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 29/09/2026
I want retroactive action on my last ten years of fantasy league
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s my latest cartoon for @faroutmagazine.co.uk faroutmagazine.co.uk/david-squire...
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David Squires on Danny Boyle's unfortunate use of AI
From 28 Years Later to Trainspotting and the Olympics opening ceremony, Danny Boyle has plenty of credits that have been celebrated over the years.
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Adrian de la Touche @anoraky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
90 years ago today the people of Leeds drove the fascists out of our city. It’s more important now than ever that we keep it that way.
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T-Rexit @t-rexit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chortle 🤭
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 26/09/2026
Well in Wakey. Now go do it again. #rugbyleague
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Chris Rand @chrisrand.com · 25/09/2026
See? Al those datacentres are worth it.
Comic strip by ChatGPT illustrating (very vaguely) the Half Man Half Biscuit song "McCalliog and his hens".
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 25/09/2026
That most beautiful spot in Leeds where you can see a Wetherspoons while stood outside a Wetherspoons #ModernVibrantThrivingCity
A Wetherspoons with another Wetherspoons in the background up a side street. Don't it make you proud to be British?
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remigration is genocide. Remigration is genocide. I am repeating this because the AfD will not and because genocide is *exactly* what they are offering at the ballot box. Think about it. How else can you reduce the population of Germany from 80 million to 60 million - as one of the AfD’s senior members, Dennis Hohloch, said this summer - when a large number of those millions don’t want to go, even after you try to deport them? You threaten them, you physically harm them, you kill them in huge numbers to encourage others to flee. That’s it. That’s it. People will believe the most outlandish claims about what the Left want but they will ignore what the AfD are •actually saying*.
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I keep thinking "it's fine to rob Peter to pay Paul, because you don't have to pay someone back if you rob them" But, that's a bit callous, so I've drafted a list of Peters it's fine to rob ...
Peter Mandelson
Peter Shilton
Peter Gabriel (fight me)
Peter Hitchens
Peter Andre (probably?)
Peter Singer
Peter Beardsley
Peter Thiel (+ all billionaires)
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … Jim Ratcliffe lamenting the decline of once-mighty empires
Our cartoonist on Manchester United’s billionaire joint-owner showing a startling lack of self-awareness
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What Louis-Sébastien Mercier said of Louis XVI's Paris sounds like a description of 21st century London. "Despite the frenzy of new buildings, rents haven't come down, palaces are empty, while the poor fight over haylofts and garrets."
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 21/09/2026
5-pointer. #onlyconnect
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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mirkobolesan.bsky.social @mirkobolesan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Would fancy Guildford Flames to win this on home ice.
Sheffield Wednesday
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 21/09/2026
New old proverbs. A watched router never connects
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Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just baked my very first peasant insurgence cake. Have to say, it's very maoist
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David J Court @davidjcourt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here in Scarborough for one more night, and a local pub has a poetry open mic night. I've got just the ticket!
If in terms of peregrination
Your requirements are particular,
You could certainly do far worse
than the Scarborough cliff funicular.
From town to beach in timely manner,
permitting sandy frolics,
The altitude twixt town and beach,
Now conquered by hydraulics.
From Esplanade to Scarborough Spa,
South Cliff to beaches radiant,
Seeing tourists through their ups and downs,
Undeterred by any gradient.
If in terms of peregrination
Your requirements are particular,
You could certainly do far worse
than the Scarborough cliff funicular.
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 18/09/2026
Who now will wear black for Delphine Featherstone?
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 18/09/2026
"The three greatest actors in England. Tim, Mack and Ernie" - Rik Mayall
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Laura Lawrence @yicetor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Purest Green Blackadder
ALT: Purest Green Blackadder
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Jack Hurley @loudribs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here - I’ve made a map of Leeds for you all to get angry about:
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Johny Nocash/John Hartley @johnynocash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pre-order now available brokendownrecords.bandcamp.com/merch/nothin... books2read.com/b/4DLXng
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Sarah Brand @drsarahbrand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Piddington Bore
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 16/09/2026
I'll pass
Sign on a pudding shop saying they purvey "UK's most viral desserts". Nah, you're alright there mate, puke emoji
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Heather Burns @heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Regular reminder that JG Ballard’s final novel, “Kingdom Come” (2006), is about a far-right English town which creates their own militarised breakaway state in a shopping mall, where they worship the gods of St George and consumerism. Old JG wrote it as tongue-in-cheek satire. At the time.
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rugbaloig @rugbaloig.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
People claimed the cigarette advertising ban would kill sport. It didn't. They say the same shit about gambling ads. Nobody should worry, sport will always find another rich, toxic sponsor. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09... #nrl
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AI firm's ASX listing may be second-largest behind Telstra
AI data centre developer Firmus Technologies is seeking financial backers ahead of a multi-billion-dollar share market float next month, with one expert saying "mum and dad investors" are likely targe...
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Boothby Graffoe @boothbygraffoe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Et tu…?
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 15/09/2026
I'm really sorry to hear about Ed Sheeran
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … a big weekend for controversial calls in the Premier League
Our cartoonist on the English top-flight leading the way for debatable decisions and performative sadness
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 15/09/2026
Too soon. (Still scoffed em, delicious)
Sainsbury's taste the difference pigs in blankets crisps
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Daniel Storey @danielstorey85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The first in a series spent behind the scenes inside a Football League club. First up it’s shadowing an owner: What does a foreign billionaire actually do at a football club they own? Why do they buy? And how do they cope with what they can’t control? inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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I spent a day with the American billionaire obsessed with Huddersfield Town
The first in Daniel Storey's series embedded within Huddersfield Town is on the life of a club owner
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Johny Nocash/John Hartley @johnynocash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
'Nothing Much' is a story about friendship, and a story about love. It is a story set in the 1990s, with its roots in the 1870s; a story about families, about relationships, about teenagers. It is a story about North Shields. It is not a story of life and death; just a story about life.
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Contains a picture of baby Alexei Sayle that is exactly what you'd want a picture of baby Alexei Sayle to be. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Ullo John got a new Rover.
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 13/09/2026
Yeah, cheers ITV. What next, telling us that death comes for us all?
ITV trailer ends on the screen shown which says "WINTER coming soon"
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 13/09/2026
I said to the bloke next to me, "OOOOIIIIIII!!"
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 12/09/2026
Fenton Rogers sent off. #rugbyleague youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU?...
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JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 12/09/2026
Guard of honour because the guy in the mascot suit is retiring. Rugby league that
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 12/09/2026
British rule was asserted in 1833, so how old is he? Doddery syphilitic fuck (not Jason)
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 12/09/2026
Up by 6, 2 to go in the half and you go for a short drop out? Brain dead. #NRL
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 12/09/2026
Last ever (possibly/probably) rugby league commentary of my *career" coming up. And even though it means I don't have to watch the Giants ever again, I'm a bit sad about it
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
🎵Cut my slice into pieces This is my raspberry torte🎵
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Johnnie Johnstone @johnniejohnstone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Twisted Flax please, Victoria.”
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘In the Departure Lounge’.
In the Departure Lounge
 
in the departure lounge,
she drew him near,
then softly whispered in his ear,
not words of parting’s sweet, sweet sorrow,
but don’t forget the bins tomorrow



Brian Bilston
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Johny Nocash/John Hartley @johnynocash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nothing Much A new novel and soundtrack album by John Hartley Pre-order coming soon
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … Lionel Messi enjoying his true passion after Argentina retirement
Our cartoonist imagines how the football legend might while away the hours after calling time on his Argentina career
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jd @johnnydobbo.com · 06/09/2026
Nights. Time.
Then. Stay out clubbing til gone half 2
Now. In bed by 10 with a book and a brew
Then. Go for a curry when ten pints deep
Now. Watch a subtitled film and try to not fall asleep 
Then. Awaiting directions to get to a rave
Now. A night watching comedy re-runs on Dave
Then. Singing karaoke on a diet of Bacardi
Now. Browsing John Lewis for a new zip-up cardi
Then. Getting bang into grunge and britpop
Now. Have you visited that new bookshop?
Then. So drunk it’s all gone apocalyptic
Now. Finishing off a tricky cryptic
Then. In the club getting hot and sticky
Now. A cup of tea and a chocolate biccie
Then  being seen to be part of the scene
Now. Jazz on the radio and Ovaltine 
Then. Eat, sleep, rave, repeat
Now. Quiet night in, put up your feet
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