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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Fighting for my right to sit down and drink my cup of coffee in peace before it gets cold.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I never realized I had a favorite spatula until my husband broke it.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Me: Another sleepless night. Friend: I thought your youngest kid hasn't been waking up and interrupting your sleep in the middle of the night for a long time now? Me: It's me. I'm the problem now.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Party favor bags, but they're filled with all the plastic junk other parents gave my child at their kids' birthday parties throughout the year. The circle of life is complete.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The walk of shame, but it's just me going to the trash can to fish out the packaging I threw away earlier because I've already forgotten some of the cooking instructions.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

It had to be a man who made this women's shirt.

Pink women's T-shirt with "Yes to Every Thing" on it.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself...and possibly quicksand, for those of us who grew up in the 80s.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm pretty sure my husband's sneezes violate some kind of noise ordinance.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I'm pretty sure my husband's sneezes violate some kind of noise ordinance.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Instead of asking me if I'm still watching, Netflix should ask me if I remembered to take my vitamins or shut the garage door earlier.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If you ask me, Caesar salad is really just a delicious dressing with a few pieces of lettuce, croutons, and Parmesan cheese.

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

All I want is for the housing market to crash so I can buy a 10-bedroom mansion entirely in Kohl’s Cash

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

My kid: What's a thong? Me: A torture device I used to wear in my 20s.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I should probably move my treat hiding stash to somewhere my husband and kids won't ever look, like the clothes hamper.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

When my 8yo asks me to reach something that's too high for him but not for me, I briefly get to experience what it must feel like to be a giant.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I'm just a girl, standing in front of my feed, asking it not to show me AI slop.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Everything in moderation goes out the window when there's a bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in front of me.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Told my husband I'm taking a class at the library about caring for your houseplants, and I thought I heard cries of relief coming from the plant stands.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Guest: Wow, your house is so clean. Me: Thanks. Just don't go in the basement. Or upstairs. Or open that closet.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

I wish I loved anything as much as my fitness instructor loves saying "just two more!" and not stopping after two more reps.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Me: And someday, my sons, all of this will be yours. *gesturing to all the free T-shirts I've gotten for doing challenges or signing up for crap*

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

8yo doesn't really like the club he's in at school right now, but said he's sticking it out until the end because "they're bringing donuts on the last day of the club and the pain will be worth it."

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Getting older is a gift. A used gift, but still a gift.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

When my husband tells me how long it will be until he's ready, he must be using washing machine minutes.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Cleaning the house would be much more rewarding if it stayed clean for longer than 60 seconds.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Today is National Siblings Day, and I don't think my brother or sister knew, because neither one of them reached out to honor me as the best sibling in the family.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

15yo keeps asking me where certain tools are, instead of the person in the house who's bought almost every tool known to man.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My neighbor brought out his snowblower to summerize, and if we get a snowstorm in the next week, I know exactly who to blame.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

8yo: Bro. Me: Dude. 8yo: Mom. Me: Dude.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Hearing my kids call my music "old people music" makes me wonder if my parents felt this insulted when I said the same thing to them.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I'm starting to think that when my weather apps say there's a 100% chance of rain, it means there's a 100% chance it will rain somewhere, just not necessarily in my area.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I don't schedule doctor or dentist appointments for April 1st in case my healthcare providers have a warped sense of humor.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I told my family it's National Everyone Makes Their Own Dinner Week.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Left the house a little early to buy and wrap a gift on the way to a kid's birthday party, just like my ancestors before me.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Husband: Are you going to get up and out of bed? Me: No, I'm in mourning. Husband: Over your team losing their basketball game last night? Me: Stop reminding me!

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Me: I have the perfect movie we can watch tonight. 15yo: *walking into room* It's not another movie from your childhood that you think was great but is really terrible, is it? Me: *quickly backs out of the movie* Uh, no.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

When I hear a loud crash or bang in the house, part of me wants to ask, "What was that?!" and part of me doesn't even want to know.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I'd take the high road more often if it were more scenic.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

"Can't spell play without pay," I say as I enter yet another indoor amusement park with my kid during spring break.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Wondering when my husband's gene where he hates crowds as much as me will kick in, so he'll stop suggesting we go to IKEA or Costco during the weekend.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Not to brag, but a bear believed I was the only one who could prevent forest fires. And I have never let him down.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

One of the great things about having boys is that, when I want to hide something from them, I can put it pretty much anywhere since they can never find anything they're looking for anyway.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I was able to sing every word of my high school fight song out of the blue today, but I couldn't remember if I took my vitamins after my reminder went off an hour ago.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Time flies when you're finally trying to do something you've been putting off forever that has to be done now.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I tried playing some 90s music about it, and let me tell you, that did the trick.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Me: It's Pi Day! *8yo lights up with excitement* 8yo: Wait...do you mean the number or the dessert? Me: The number. 8yo: It'd be better if it were the dessert.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Me: Well, well, well. Look who's back so soon. Friday the 13th:

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

The person in front of me in a store line pulled out their checkbook to pay, and they probably could've bartered with a bag of chickens faster than paying with a check.

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Most of the time: opens app on phone, goes about my business, closes app. When I'm out in public or in a rush: opens app, it's signed me out and wants me to log back in

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Hollie Harris @allholls.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

I want to see grocery store CEOs try to reach a bag of chips off the very top shelf on their knees.

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