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Drew

@dmc1138.bsky.social
4.2K followers 1.1K following 815 posts

I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.

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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m in a cult now. Got a Costco membership.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I hope your fantasy football team lost.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Are Bluesky DM rooms a thing? Because if so, I’m a free agent.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lighting up the room by leaving
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bluesky: Popular with friends” Me: “Friends?”
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Most people have guardian angels. I have a possum with a crow bar whispering ‘let’s make it worse’
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Laughing at your posts probably says more about my mental health than your sense of humour.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with you
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Is Bluesky down?” - Me, whenever my posts die
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I taught an improv class today in case you were wondering how white I am.
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Social media will make you like the dumbest things. 
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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I'm sorry your cat likes me more than you
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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ll meet you in the laser tag arena. Be ready to run.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/09/2026
if I turn autocorrect off it takes me thirty minutes to reply to a text
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your fantasy football team sucks…
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You guys ready for the weak end?
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Thinking about building an ark.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*watching Furious on Hulu* “Why are all these women so furious?”
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me: *screams into the void* Void: “New void, who dis?”
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Guys, is the world ending? If someone can let me know before I pay my credit card bill, that’d be great thx.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shouldn’t he be Ryan Goose by now?
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’d still like to give it a try.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thinking about moving next to a data center just to drown out my wife’s snoring.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Nice try, clothes that say “hand wash only”. Nice try.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It's not that I have a lazy eye, it's just that my other eye is an overachiever.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Raccoons…
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Zoolander: So Hot Right Now Meme
ALT: Zoolander: So Hot Right Now Meme
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Rogaine: Proud sponsor of the Philadelphia 76ers.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“Oh, the Places You'll Go!” Me: “Back to bed it is then!”
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
everything is limited edition if you lose it
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I fix things around the house with duct tape and hope. It holds… long enough to forget.
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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23/07/2026
Depressing thinking that if Back to the Future were made today the DeLorean would be a Cybertruck and Marty would perform You Were Meant for Me by Jewel.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Wake me up when things don’t suck anymore.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Maybe the real Odyssey is the friends Matt Damon made along the way.
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Uncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everyone: *desperate for a hero* Oddly Shaped Raccoon: Hi Everyone: *loses their fucking minds*
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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In a parallel universe they just call it “parking.”
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
spaghetti, for when you want your food to gently spank your face
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
At my age, “living dangerously” means eating a taco after 10 PM and not pre-gaming with antacids.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
*slowly backs out of the room doing jazz hands*
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Check on your friends. Whoever was at this gas pump before me pumped $0.34
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
there’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sex Journal, Day 1849: Finished another jigsaw puzzle.
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Pinterest now has more monthly users than Twitter. I love this for Elon.
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Buying razors at Walgreens is harder than buying drugs at the gas station
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026
who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Maybe the real Odyssey is the friends Matt Damon made along the way.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My neurosurgeon passed away, but no worries, his sister will be taking over to perform my operation!
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jimothy is out there trying and living his life. What’s your excuse?
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fun Fact: The next World Cup tournament starts tomorrow already.
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Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jimothy is out there trying and living his life. What’s your excuse?
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