Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Are Bluesky DM rooms a thing? Because if so, I’m a free agent. 050
Reposted by DrewSpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Most people have guardian angels. I have a possum with a crow bar whispering ‘let’s make it worse’ 46327
Reposted by DrewFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Laughing at your posts probably says more about my mental health than your sense of humour. 28943
Reposted by DrewSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 31/08/2026My skeets are funnier if you have something wrong with you 13264111
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I taught an improv class today in case you were wondering how white I am. 020
Reposted by DrewUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Social media will make you like the dumbest things.  43916
Reposted by DrewSeamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'm sorry your cat likes me more than you 04224
Reposted by DrewMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’ll meet you in the laser tag arena. Be ready to run. 03114
Reposted by Drew🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/09/2026if I turn autocorrect off it takes me thirty minutes to reply to a text 04418
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your fantasy football team sucks… 020
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 02/09/2026*watching Furious on Hulu* “Why are all these women so furious?” 071
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Guys, is the world ending? If someone can let me know before I pay my credit card bill, that’d be great thx. 050
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 20/08/2026They say money doesn’t buy happiness, but I’d still like to give it a try. 031
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Thinking about moving next to a data center just to drown out my wife’s snoring. 020
Reposted by DrewDrew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 16/07/2026It's not that I have a lazy eye, it's just that my other eye is an overachiever. 0299
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Raccoons…static.klipy.comZoolander: So Hot Right Now MemeALT: Zoolander: So Hot Right Now Meme 020
Reposted by Drew✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 24/07/2026everything is limited edition if you lose it 2207
Reposted by DrewTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I fix things around the house with duct tape and hope. It holds… long enough to forget. 0106
Reposted by DrewTruman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 23/07/2026Depressing thinking that if Back to the Future were made today the DeLorean would be a Cybertruck and Marty would perform You Were Meant for Me by Jewel. 33914
Reposted by DrewDrew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Maybe the real Odyssey is the friends Matt Damon made along the way. 184
Reposted by DrewUncle Big Bad @dont.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Everyone: *desperate for a hero* Oddly Shaped Raccoon: Hi Everyone: *loses their fucking minds* 03712
Reposted by DrewGian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 23/07/2026In a parallel universe they just call it “parking.” 27928
Reposted by DrewBrick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 23/07/2026spaghetti, for when you want your food to gently spank your face 15374109
Reposted by DrewTim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 22/07/2026At my age, “living dangerously” means eating a taco after 10 PM and not pre-gaming with antacids. 128047
Reposted by DrewJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Check on your friends. Whoever was at this gas pump before me pumped $0.34 1127165
Reposted by DrewDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 11/07/2026there’s no way this is the same brain i used to remember phone numbers with 1614182
Reposted by DrewMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Sex Journal, Day 1849: Finished another jigsaw puzzle. 416055
Reposted by DrewCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Pinterest now has more monthly users than Twitter. I love this for Elon. 110223
Reposted by DrewDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Buying razors at Walgreens is harder than buying drugs at the gas station 1726284
Reposted by Drew🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 22/07/2026who do we want? the funk soul brother when do we want him? right about now 363084817
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Maybe the real Odyssey is the friends Matt Damon made along the way. 184
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My neurosurgeon passed away, but no worries, his sister will be taking over to perform my operation! 0154
Reposted by DrewDrew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Jimothy is out there trying and living his life. What’s your excuse? 181
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Fun Fact: The next World Cup tournament starts tomorrow already. 062
Drew @dmc1138.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Jimothy is out there trying and living his life. What’s your excuse? 181