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Kara

@kgz3.bsky.social
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Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal. she/her

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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 4h
If AI can have consciousness then it can be held legally accountable for inciting suicide, distributing child pornography, theft, and libel. And its creators can be charged exactly the same. Regardless AI bros should be jailed, AI is shit, and we were all better before it.
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 4h
Hold on, I’ve got to go commune with some sheep.
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Phineas @phineas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 | October 1
Rick Moranis as nerdy accountant Louis Tully in Ghostbusters (1984).The horned, fangy demon dog Louis gets turned into later in Ghostbusters. Or else this is the one that gets Sigourney Weaver? I think they’re pretty much the same. If you know which is which keep it to yourself.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My adoration for the Canadians ceases at their geese.
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Firthermor @firthermor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like a ewe tree.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
welcome to 31 days of haunted shenanigans at the museum, a thread! through october i’m going to post one spooky object a day from the museum’s collection ⚰️🪦🎃
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Misery Highlight 🕷️ @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Finding ways to be happy in impossible scenarios designed against it is about as punk rock as it gets.
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The doors to the sanctuary open. I’m ready to walk down the aisle. The music begins: 🎵EVERYBODY GET UP IT’S TIME TO SLAM NOW WE GOT A REAL JAM GOIN NOW WELCOME TO THE SPACE JAM🎵
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
coward (adv.): in the direction of the cows
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paradise City has 3 defining features: 1) The grass is green. 2) The girls are pretty. 3) It has its own gas chamber. It’s no wonder the tourism board has struggled to advertise.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tariffs are devastating the economy of Brigadoon but they think they can wait it out
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As evidenced by this 19th century illustration (particularly third from the left) ‘female hysteria’ is all too often confused with ‘Being absolutely DONE with your crap.’
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Sally Cantirino @sallycantirino.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
working on setting up a shop online for my prints, pins, etc. stay tuned
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently Santa Fe shut down Camino La Llorona due to flooding…so there’s some dark irony for you.
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cooked my world famous General Tso’s dino nuggets. Just like Granny Tso used to make.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met
Still from the television show What We Do in the Shadows showing Laszlo speaking. Text reads "he's my best friend, he's my pal. He's my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He's my sweet cheese, my good-time boy."
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not one of us knows shit about fuck. But there’s still enough love in the world to tip the balance. Stay the course, dipshit
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Dan Cerinthedark @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 29/09/2026
dennis leary is the david spade of joe pescis
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr Smith, did you go see Lincoln Hawk arm wrestle against Bull Hurley in Las Vegas in 1987?
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My rage due to the ridiculously inaccurate, plastic animal skeletons knows no bounds. Evolution worked so hard, y’all.
IT IS A PLASTIC “skeleton” OF A SPIDER. A SPIDER. DA FUQ. IT HAS RIBS AND A SPINE. MAKES ME WANT TO FLIP A TABLE IN THE TEMPLE
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Having a nice time - saw lots of bears.
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Boochy's Boospectboo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't have followers I have concerned onlookers
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The mental image of a pack of feral cats bursting through the windows and ripping them to shreds in the middle of one of their shitty press conferences…
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Welcome to my Natural History themed garden! Here we have the Precucumberian patch, and just past that is the Fennelozoic patch…”
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They need to take a fun submarine ride together
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
Edgar Allan Poe really ruined it for anyone who just wants to show their bitter enemy something cool in a catacomb.
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Jared Gonia @jaredgonia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some problems beg to be solved with harpoons
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Normalize punching racists in the face again*
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frankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
a crop in on the image in the quoted post, it focuses on the kitten on the far right originally. it's a tiny potato shaped tabby standing on its hind legs with its forepaws up on a box. its shape is 100% perfection
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back theonion.com/animal-facing-extincti…
Animal Facing Extinction In 2003 Fucks Its Way Back
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/09/2026
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m super duper late to the game but The Food Depot in NM is matching donations until October 1st. If not them, consider checking out your local food bank to donate!
thefooddepot.org
Hunger Action Month – The Food Depot
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When does Rod Serling come out to explain that this is just a parable about Hell?
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Merchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 28/09/2026
We are a very old building. We have lots of keys. We have lots of keys that DO open things. Join us for a one off instalment of, “Keys of the Merchant Adventurers’ Hall that are pretty and also serve a purpose”.
We are looking at two pewter plates with an assortment of large brass and iron keys in various shapes and sizes.
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25 for 47 @carteredman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You haven't really seen Lawrence of Arabia until you've watched it on the side of that cow
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thanks UNIONS 💅
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my body is a Shirley Temple or whatever
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interesting first draft of Big Yellow Taxi
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 27/09/2026
me: *trying to fall asleep* my brain: shouldn’t the singular of dice be douse
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Kara @kgz3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck it—I’m off to join the blue wizards.
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
your bleu is looking pretty sacré
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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anti homeless architecture can suck my entire cock and balls and ass and dick and penis and boobs and pussy
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
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