Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Check out the sweet babies in the replies here 3967135
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 17/05/2026For those who don’t believe it was my actual laptop. 4085023
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 03/05/2026It’s weird that everyone has a different face and you will never convince me otherwise. 5164420
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Reminder: I am on my favorite show @taskmaster.tv. Trust me, it'll make you feel better about *gestures out window* all this. It's joyful, hilarious & every single person involved is a kind & lovely human. Episode 4 just came out and it's free on youtube in the US. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpdo...youtube.comSeason 21, Episode 4 - 'Lou Reed and the Wombles.' | Full EpisodeYouTube video by Taskmaster 751337127
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I don't have much time today. I have a lot of work to do. So I am going to sit here for the next three hours, focus, and do nothing else until I get it all done. *three minutes later* Google, why is Chris Isaak in Silence of the Lambs? 46103449
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 12/04/2026You may not know @taskmaster.tv. It's hilarious & joyful. I begged to do it, worked out my schedule a year ahead of time to make it happen & got to do the best show on TV w/ the loveliest ppl. Ep 1 is out &, trust me, you need this joy. All seasons free on youtube. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRfH...youtube.comSeason 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full EpisodeYouTube video by Taskmaster 722471323
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Look it’s me in my favorite show. And again I must stress: I am NOT doing this show because of Jason. I was a fan before him. Thrilled to be on my favorite show with people I genuinely love. Alex is there as well. youtu.be/oRfHA2d3DhM?...youtu.beSeason 21, Episode 1 - 'Cube is good.' | Full EpisodeYouTube video by Taskmaster 671444112
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiThe Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 09/04/2026Exclusive: The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, according to two scientists. washingtonpost.comCDC delays publishing report showing covid vaccine benefitsThe acting CDC director cited concerns with the methodology, but the design has long been used to test vaccine effectiveness. 5320871076
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I am somehow listed on the WonderCon website as doing a panel this weekend. I was never approached about it and never said yes to it. I have no idea what they’re talking about. I will NOT be at WonderCon this weekend. 3133222
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 17/03/2026VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS: deadline.com/2026/03/the-...deadline.com'The White Lotus' S4 Adds Max Greenfield, Kumail Nanjiani, Chloe Bennet'The White Lotus' Season 4 has added Max Greenfield, Kumail Nanjiani, Chloe Bennet, Charlie Hall and Jarrad Paul as recurring. 3571722
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man. 353338328
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 24/02/2026He sucks duck dicks by the duck dock. (Corkscrew duck dicks by the duck dock, to be anatomically precise.) 1327015
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If you want to feel better for a moment, watch the short film The Singers on Netflix. It's nominated for an Oscar, and in this moment I am profoundly grateful for art that makes me feel hopeful. Please watch it. 1957256
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀 @nytimes.com $META www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t... 1271362592
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Happy Valentines Day to my eternal co op partner, the player one to my player two, my fellow forever favorite indoor kid. @emilyvgordon.bsky.social The artists behind these Indoor Kids artworks: Kevin Nally John Sperry Andrew Nixon Mark Moriarty 538311
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Big therapy guy. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu. 1434122
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Once you get in Latitudes you know you've made it 834014
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu. 934041
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/01/2026This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here. (clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X) 17422909313125
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Just reiterating how excited I am to be working on the Sex Criminals show. Been a big fan of the comic forever, & Matt Fraction & Chip Zdarsky have been extremely supportive during this process. Thrilled they trusted us with their wonderful work. And yes this will mess up my google search forever. 2259423
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Can we ever get just one piece of good news? Thanks. 134175893
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/01/2026Q: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota? TRUMP: No no. Not at all. 31924011189
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 29/01/2026A show about doing it. (Crime.) (…Ok and the other thing.) Very excited for Sex Criminals. 5587779
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Tragedies of the Dad and Donatello varieties. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu. 441827
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiMatt McDermott @mattmfm.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Video from this morning shows ICE agents deploying tear gas outside a Minneapolis preschool as parents shout, “This is a preschool! There’s kids here!” 47877294127
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiNicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 26/01/2026The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change. 262206398520
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiNick Miroff @nickmiroff.bsky.social · 26/01/2026BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...theatlantic.comGregory Bovino Gets DemotedThe Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats. 1248103803147
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Sorry, Trump, your support is collapsing and you’re panicking. Right on cue, you’re deflecting from your failures with lies and conspiracy theories about me. Years of “investigations" have found nothing. Get your goons out of Minnesota. 1413523593
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiThomas Zeitzoff @zeitzoff.bsky.social · 25/01/2026When you explain it plainly, it’s hard not to see where we are as a country. 191360347
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 25/01/2026Alex Pretti was already restrained when federal agents shot and killed him in Minneapolis, a New York Times analysis of video shows. The footage contradicts the Department of Homeland Security’s account of the shooting.trib.alTimeline: How the Shooting of Alex Jeffrey Pretti UnfoldedA moment-by-moment analysis of video from the scene shows that Mr. Pretti was already restrained when fatal shots were fired, which appears to contradict the federal government’s account of the event. 1522865926
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiJacqueline Sweet @jsweetli.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Pretti, the man killed by federal agents today in Minneapolis, appears to have been a registered nurse, an athlete, a son and a brother, with ties to Colorado and Wisconsin. Here is a photo he used for several accounts. 415147766697
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage. 13866008018641
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiJonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE agents killed a man and are disappearing the witnesses. 2124621212
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/01/2026Sayre: "My background is in international humanitarian response in conflict zones in Yemen, Haiti, Syria, Iraq, and Ukraine. What I've seen here is what I've seen there. A powerful entity violently and intentionally terrorizing people." 7962342601
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Turns out, negative feelings are exactly what they sound like. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu 723913
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Absolutely vile. Stick to nuts and milks, Big Cashew. Happy National Cheese Lovers Day 2331023
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Here are some movies I loved last year that people should see: Twinless The Baltimorons Splitsville Dust Bunny The Ballad of Wallis Island The Life of Chuck Lurker Companion The Ugly Stepsister Predator: Killer of Killers Black Bag Together Dangerous Animals One of Them Days 2034814
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/01/2026These are concentration camps. And these are the numbers they're comfortable sharing. 258120864158
Reposted by Kumail NanjianiFrederick Melo, Reporter (TwinCities.com, Pioneer Press) @frederickmelo.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Nasra Ahmed, 23, was walking through the parking lot of her aunt’s St. Paul apartment complex when she found herself surrounded by 12 agents. Ahmed, born in the USA, says she showed them her I.D. She was forcefully detained and jailed anyway for more than 2 days. www.twincities.com/2026/01/18/s...twincities.comSt. Paul woman, a U.S. citizen, recounts her two days in detentionNasra Ahmed, 23, said she was taken to the hospital for an MRI with hands and legs shackled 6823231107
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 17/01/2026My colon has an opinion on everything I do. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu 726914
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Real power lies in feelings. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu. 1044757
Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Not sure how that will hold up in court my love. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu 325714
