Reposted by j g r oBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses 572900238
Reposted by j g r oViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh, you like psychology? Name five ways you can help me 1015544
Reposted by j g r oCrab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am a hollaback girl. There is no good media for us. 1403
Reposted by j g r o🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Has Mark Zuckerberg Lost His Golden Touch 3271
Reposted by j g r oOut of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026 210418
Reposted by j g r oCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dragula is actually the number one song in America 251323214
Reposted by j g r oVillein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026there's a secret restaurant at super nintendo world where they kill clean and prepare pikmin right at your table 1644
Reposted by j g r o𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026David Schleinkofer, cover art for Sim City 2000, 1993 425264
Reposted by j g r oDan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life. 14195362206
Reposted by j g r oTricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my impression of oppenheimer just now: ohhhhh I invented the atom bomb and maybe I shouldn’t have 21353
Reposted by j g r oLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I do not know what Roko's basilisk is and I do not give a shit. Do not attempt to explain it to me on here. 1329617
Reposted by j g r oVeGOREpunk AuHORROR @vegapunk-aurora.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY! 3071721854
Reposted by j g r o🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 01/09/2026I agree the butthole star is a very special thing 1820729
Reposted by j g r othe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'm not really sure what it's gonna entail but I have registered the literary genre False Crime with the copyright office and I'm gonna be so rich 1229813
Reposted by j g r oPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It doesn't really sink in how insane the Roman Empire was until you write a sentence like "We have the skeleton of a man in York who was bitten by a lion." 341504148
Reposted by j g r opixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I denounce all twitch streamers, all other kinds of streamers, and all video platforms. Web video and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race 411544127
Reposted by j g r oBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Trying to figure out whether it was more impressive that Dolly gave away so much money, or that she was a working musician who figured out how not to get swindled out of all the money she earned in the first place 1891795
Reposted by j g r oceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2026they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish 9453831008
Reposted by j g r oViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20/08/2026You make one mistake at work and all of a sudden you're "the guy who released the virus” 11763140
Reposted by j g r omindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If a mug says "dishwasher safe" you can put it in the dishwasher. If it doesn't say "dishwasher safe" it's still ok to put it in the dishwasher. If it says "do not put in dishwasher under any circumstances" you can still put it in the dishwasher a little bit 826453
Reposted by j g r oRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Introducing: Literature . . . for men. 51028
Reposted by j g r oAthlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026President Donald Trump has gone "Goblin Mode" 0161
Reposted by j g r oSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The Fauci targeting is a good case study in people who are barely doing any job at all demanding everyone else do their job flawlessly. 531463
Reposted by j g r olittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Anthony bourdain: as far back as I can remember I always wanted to eat an oyster Stav: you ever think it might be nice to swim in dressing 0446
Reposted by j g r oHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Even ignoring the fact that the entire industry would collapse if it had to pay for the training data it steals, this genuinely might be the stupidest guy alive 27911100
Reposted by j g r oRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/07/2026I am the sharpest knife in the drawer. My blade is so immaculately honed it can slice the bonds between atoms, carving molecules into individual elements. And someday, I'll split even the atoms themselves. The drawer will not hold me for long. 1357
Reposted by j g r olord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 02/07/2026gumby was always saying this 624699734
Reposted by j g r oBrainfall: Mentality’s Requiem @itsphetz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026yall better not go through a portal 251266
Reposted by j g r owarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 11/06/2026A DEAL IS IMMINENT this weekend at Toyotathon 12986144
Reposted by j g r oAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I have always loved this anecdote from Conan on his first day on The Simpsons 8729108
Reposted by j g r olittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Bar before grill, ok to chill. Grill before bar, get away far 1578
Reposted by j g r oElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 10/06/2026this is the ideal newspaper columnist. you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like 294286594
Reposted by j g r oKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/02/2024infosec tip: constantly forget what you're talking about all the time 12492105
Reposted by j g r omichael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 07/06/2026When plague doctors get sick they call the plague doctor doctors (birds wearing human masks) 111022
Reposted by j g r oViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 06/06/2026[science fiction writers] and there's a character named Max 1320330
Reposted by j g r oMiguel de Icaza @migueldeicaza.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Preemptive post: 3497621840
Reposted by j g r oAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 04/06/2026did you know young women are actually outpacing men in education, starting salary, home ownership, horsepower, necromancy, credit card debt, Bushidō, viscosity, corn, resistance to malicious Fog,, 411836327
Reposted by j g r o𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/05/2026They kicked me out of debate camp. Frankly, I couldn’t argue with them. 115552
Reposted by j g r ojackson. @jacksoncity.bsky.social · 29/05/2026this classic turns 10 today 14684167
Reposted by j g r oMary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 22/09/2024Bluesky is not an echo chamber. Some people here love the character of Tom Bombadil in LOTR: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, some people merely like him a lot, and still more don't offhand know who he is but when you explain are like, oh yeah, that guy, that guy was alright. So we have all kinds here. 481825347
Reposted by j g r omore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 16/05/2026ELON: christopher nolin is desocrating Homer the Odyssey just to qualify for woke oscars award.. only thing he care is industy clout CHRISTOPHER NOLAN (looking at a bunch of clocks he's modified so they're all going at different speeds): haha yes.... hell yeah... 32811380
Reposted by j g r otim coe @shakespeherian.myatproto.social · 06/06/2025STEPHEN KING: (coked out of his mind) And that's when the soda machine goes off. Shoots a can of soda straight into the guy's nuts. BAM! Then again, BAM! Two soda cans to the nuts! DINO DE LAURENTIIS: ....how did you say you know De Palma? 513118
