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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 19h

they’re injecting testosterone into the chatbots

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Man you ever just get lost in absolute wonderment at the invention of PrEP within our lifetimes? Like that's insane, right, how far treatment and prevention for HIV has come?

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

they’re going to end up cutting loans for education degrees since teachers get shit pay, and then no one will be around to teach the topics they think are ‘valuable’ let alone anything else.

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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yeah fuck all those fish and bean pushers. trying to sneak me some nutrients. this is the same as protein twinkies too me

exerpt from a NYT article:

And the government's latest MAHA-coded dietary guidelines increased the levels of recommended protein by more than 50 percent.
Americans should "prioritize protein foods at every meal," according to the guidelines.
The food industry is happy to oblige, even if the science says that too much protein can lead to problems, including heart disease, kidney issues and weight gain. They sell us yogurt and cheese as the answer. Eggs, too, and salmon and tilapia, beans and tofu. They wrap little salamis in packaging that declares them "protein packs." Protein is everywhere.

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ywbl ☎️ @ywbl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hawk Choosah‼️ Texas on that thang‼️

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

the cat grass is on the mantle and he’s just sitting intently like this

ham staring up at the cat grass as if he thinks hard enough about it, it will come down for him

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

guys if things we made up can feel pain then we really owe the looney tunes an apology

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

when i interview job applicants, for the first of a series of Trials, i place an iced coffee with their name on it in the waiting room and watch them on cctv. if they pick up the iced coffee, it activates a trap door and they fall into my ooze pit.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i hate that AI has made me doubt cat videos, it’s so hard to tell the difference because cats are freaks

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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He imposed Shania Law

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i often commit fraud by giving money to people for no reason

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

you might ask why am i doing this, and you’d be right

working on making a really tiny chain with tiny pliers. i’ll never be done.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

when somebody talks to you before you have your iced coffee:

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

im bringing a whole XL pizza and hot wings to a job interview fuck you

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i have to go to a 3 day conference but i only have one shirt and one pant that are mildly presentable like a true academic.

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/09/2026

I hereby declare my intent to enter the Patient Portal

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

if we have to watch ads on streaming services they could at least outlaw ones with singing

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can’t they just turn off their own shit?

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i don’t know why, but my thoughts just went to the opening scenes of Ghost Ship

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hello?

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my apartments shut off the water while i was trying to wash goop from an exploded freezer pack off of everywhere, so basically i’m goop posting.

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow

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Bastard Riley @skyrimdiet.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

the masculine urge to have 6 jars of half eaten salsa in the fridge

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

sure would be cool if talarico could grow a fucking spine right now

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

rfk jr has a portrait in an attic somewhere that keeps getting sexier

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 21/09/2026

this is sincerely better data than whatever the democrats are using

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i might be able to do a 5k by the end of the year, if i don’t get hit by a car :)

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

i had to capture how absolutely apeshit they are about cat grass

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Drill Instructor: what is your major malfunction, maggot!!!??? Army man: it’s my dick, sir!

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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

In America, if gas gets too high, the government starts measuring the troops’ boners

That North Korean lady meme, you know the one

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

my impression of some one being interviewed by dateline: “Correct.”

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

paywalled but i’m assuming this has a lot to do with everyone freaking out way too much about protein.

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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Watching Ash vs. Evil Dead, which I assume is a legal drama

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

why does ed sheeran look like aborted girlfriend

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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Quiznos is partnering with Blackwater to crush insurgencies in their supply chain.

A notification reads "Chipotle is partnering with Palantir to track food safety risks at its stores"

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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Going forward more and more people are going to say that bari was hired to kill CBS news. I don't think so, and I think this lets her and Ellison Jr off the hook. I think they thought it was going to work. I think they're trying their best. I think this is their best.

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lord of the slimes @xrae.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

every time i see ‘dancing with the stars’ abbreviated as DWTS, my brain says ah yes ’down with the sickness’

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