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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 26m

one of the reasons I play bridge is that it guarantees I'll spend time with other adults. also retirees know where all the cool shit is

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 43m

I have a lot of pressing questions for naomi campbell but the main one is just about her organization and logistics. she has been SO busy

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 3h

52nd Annual Oakland Black Cowboy Parade

A Cowboy and Cowgirl heading down a city street

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 5h

considering getting a hotel room for Jeeves and me so we can experience some air conditioning

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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 18h

Holy shit I've never in my life heard of a publication treating an interview one reporter did as fair game for *every single journalist who works at that publication* that's BANANAS and I would not ever speak with USA Today as long as that's the case.

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 19h

our society crucified anna nicole smith for less

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 21h

anyway per the discourse I am seeing in my timeline: you are all welcome to join me in the most contrarian take (what if ai is a normal technology) sure everyone will boo NOW but that only means I'm going to be fully unbearable when I'm proved right

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 22h

so far the most egregious thing AI has done to me has made me change my stance on copyright law but quite frankly if it radicalizes me back into the catholic church we are all in a great deal of trouble

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I found an extremely cool sweater dress at the thrift store and I need the weather to quit being 80 because I want to wear it!!!! el niño is giving dennis the menace if I'm honest

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"oh I want to be the consort of the most powerful man on earth." pathetic. dream bigger. take the crown yourself

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Adi Robertson @thedextriarchy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

girl you don't need a deranged evil boyfriend, you can be deranged and evil *for yourself*

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Sean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 02/10/2026

"Elon and his partner of 4 kids Shivon Zilis have separated, which we know because they unfollowed each other on X, which BigTechAlert account noticed, and then Shivon quote-tweeted BigTechAlert w/ a screenshot of texts w/ Elon and saying 'God speed, Elon'" i mutter as they roll me to a padded room

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

unfortunately I have just seen one of the more cursed posts of my entire existence

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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

this look: when bertie puts on the wrong tie

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

when you are the best cat anyone has ever been, but no one has fed you?? and now mother is eating salmon for dinner??? right in front of you???

An adorable tuxedos cat looks mildly distressed

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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026

waking up every day in 2026 like:

a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 01/10/2026

Curious where all those "popularism" folks are on these things?

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ngl being stupid seems like it rules

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

middle-aged woman awaits her tacos de camaron

A woman with curly brown hair smiles at the camera

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

jco deserves the nobel prize in literature for her tweets and every single last one of you knows it

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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

we should have killed this bastard when we had the chance

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what if I simply abandoned my email inbox and walked into the woods

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Adi Robertson @thedextriarchy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the past week reminds me of this @lopatto.bsky.social piece about *just how much* of the past several years has been shaped by powerful men dismantling the court of public opinion, because it was the last court they might face any consequences in

theverge.com

How the men in the Epstein files defeated #MeToo

The emails show the “anti-woke” crusaders are afraid of accountability.

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ct @cteeze-nuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

memo to everyone: when you go komatsu-mode, the NYT will not record whether you achieved your goal of finding a bathroom or not!

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trash wizard the iv @ourcityburning.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

sleep is the band with the heaviest riffs is something sephiroth would say tbf

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Amanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 28/09/2026

I'm interviewing Bluesky execs on stage at TechCrunch Disrupt in a few weeks, so it's only fitting to ask on Bluesky... what do people want to know?

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ok I was inspired by a post elsewhere on my timeline and now I think all my music opinions should be considered sephiroth posting

an image of sephiroth surrounded by flames looking diabolical with the post "zz top's 'sharp dressed man' is the perfect bpm for a gentle recovery run. if you even care" superimposed on it

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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's nice, everyone who wanted to swallow batteries will be able to

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man” is the perfect bpm for a gentle recovery run. If you even care.

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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

if I'm Into Livin' was released it would have been sampled by several dozen hip-hop beats lol

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

stevie wonder why have you been holding out on us for 50 years???? www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mxf...

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It's Easier

YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

this is very funny and also because I am old, I am reminded of the guy who did a blog in the gawker comments section

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Pete Moran @pete-moran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My most centrist belief is you can like werewolves of london but also other warren zevon songs

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dragula is actually the number one song in America

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

one of the fun after-effects of a thru hike is running across a post and then being like "wow this is really remarkable, how come no one is talking about it?" and then doing a quick search and discovering they DID talk about it, I just happened to be in the middle of a 10 day stretch with no service

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hello my friends! lately I've been boring myself with the dinners I am making. can I get your pescatarian suggestions for (a) your favorite "I just got home from the gym and need to eat real fast" dinner or (b) your favorite thing to make on Sunday and eat the rest of the week

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

honestly the iced coffee discourse is such a relief in a way. not since "is a hot dog a sandwich" have I watched people get so mad about something so trivial. nature is healing etc

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

also: what, like I'm going to drink the awful keurig pod-coffee I'm inevitably going to be offered

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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“He needs to be eating worms” is maybe the funniest quote the Times has ever published.

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ok but he's not wrong. I would flip my shit if he ever looked good. I'd be wondering if someone dosed me with a hallucinogen

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

naked godzilla showing up in every film this fall

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