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Jey

@jeyausten.com
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designer & creative director for the girls and the gays ✦ tech, music, film, alt brands ✦ fine artist ✦ husband and mother to design systems ✦ Austin TX ✦ #DesignSky

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Anna E. Cook @annaecook.com · 26/09/2026
A couple years ago a senator said that journalists were hacking a website because they hit “inspect element” and looked at the HTML. Point is, what AI is actually doing is very different than “going rogue”
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the 100-buck cluck deal is still on, if you would like an art www.chicken.pics/prints
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Adopt a chicken pic! — Chicken Pics
For a limited time, if you send us $100, you may receive an original 7x7 chicken pic.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 23/09/2026
i nonbinaried so hard that baristas don’t even say “ma’am” anymore they just say “my friend”
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 23/09/2026
bro it turns out to manage my adhd all i needed was a will to live, therapy, meds, project management, structure, and hiring an assistant
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niko ☿ niko @nikonikonek000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
art is about showing the world your soul, and sometimes you show other people their own soul by accident when they look at it
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Leah @leah.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
Use it or lose it. Then teach a kid how to use it. Repeat.
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Ben @humbug52.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Explaining gender dysphoria to an American:
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 12/09/2026
look at the cute festival branding i made for this metal fest sponsored by an ice cream company!!!!!!!!!! all hand lettered and drawn in procreate 🖤
iscream fest logo - an ice cream scoop in the shape of a skull sits on a waffle cone to make the “i”. then “scream” is dripping like melted ice cream with the negative space in the “A” shaped like a chef knife like in the movie scream.10 scoops of melted ice cream scoop, each one a different band name with syrupy letters. a cherry on top.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/09/2026
hanging out with people in their 70s makes me feel like a celebrity. Yes I will lift that case of water for you. You think I can still learn to play guitar because I’m young??? Just getting people around me that can see the potential of life when I’m over here thinking I’ve said goodbye to my youth
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/09/2026
the rest of my life hasn’t even started
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
whoever said there’s no such thing as being overdressed has never been to long beach
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364.153 @homonormativity.myatproto.social · 05/09/2026
I crashed out today in front of my mother it felt kinda good it’s been a long time
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t*rner @txrnerfofurner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
have resolved many crushes using this one weird trick!
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Snailbunny Designs 🐌 @snailbunnydesigns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I also suggest renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of Ontario.
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Yvonne Lam @yvonnezlam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's always bothered me that so many people do their weird, idiosyncratic personal projects in the style of the industrial software factory.
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Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Actively looking for full-time, remote Senior UX/Product Designer roles. Bonus points for healthcare, biotech, or ed-tech. Appreciate your support & connections. Thank you.💛 Portfolio: conniechen.design Support: • paypal.me/conniechiiiwa • venmo.com/u/conniechii... • buymeacoffee.com/conniechiiiwa
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Connie Chen | UX Designer + Mentor
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you see me say "oof" and flash red, it's because I took damage from remembering that mean thing you said about me one time
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?" Yeah, of course. It would be fine: everyone else would cushion my fall.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
schiaparelli look 34
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 19/08/2026
mooooooooooooooooooo
three beautiful best friends that are also cows
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 17/08/2026
every man on tinder
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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
big dawg did you have to let it linger
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 14/08/2026
the thing is - glasses that have captions and translate features would be REALLY COOL but meta will not be the one to make them
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 14/08/2026
the freelancer life is wild bc yes i’m successful yes i have multiple clients i love but you really have to get used to having a shit ton of money and not spending it and then having negative accounts and maxed out credit cards with 10 upcoming clients booked and a prayer
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✨trash✨ @dollarpbr.gay · 14/08/2026
if you disagree ur never gonna survive the winter, hoss
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 11/08/2026
my parents have stopped asking when i’ll get married and have kids and instead ask when i’m gonna buy a house which is gender affirming but still too much commitment for my lifestyle
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 10/08/2026
saw an ex at a party and they came up to the person next to me going through a breakup and loudly said “and you must be hoping to feel their sweet embrace again, the way sapphics often do” BRO YOU LITERALLY TREATED ME SO MEAN AND JUST WANT MY BODY TO FUCK. anyway i said nothing and left the party.
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aly @aly.codes · 10/08/2026
do you think Bernie ever read big yud
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Ky @ky.fyi · 07/08/2026
they should make tech jobs that aren't about AI
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 06/08/2026
Over on Whatever today, I'm talking about "AI" and creativity and how, when it comes to learning creative skills, Generative "AI" is rather like the old "Guitar Hero" game, i.e., a really fun way not to actually learn how to do a creative thing: whatever.scalzi.com/2026/08/06/g...
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Generative “AI”: The Guitar Hero of Creativity
So, you’re a person who has decided to embark on a creative journey of self-expression — to make art, in other words. First off, this is awesome! The universe needs more people making a…
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 07/08/2026
i haven’t made food at home like from scratch in years but i want to start trying again. I was craving baked oatmeal and couldn’t find a place that served it and i didn’t have some of the ingredients and subbed out others and used every nut and fruit i had
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
girl STOP
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
oh no
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Gazelle Eating Popcorn
ALT: Gazelle Eating Popcorn
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
weird thrift store shirt added more value to my life than he ever did
jey (person with multicolored hair and tattoos) wearing a crop top that says “1-800-his-loss”selfie of jey (person with multicolored hair and tattoos) wearing a crop top that says “1-800-his-loss”
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
hell yeah brother
hearse with a pink license plate that says “yer next”
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 06/08/2026
bedazzled purse lint that says throw that ass in the direction of your dreams
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 05/08/2026
i miss internet monoculture like when viral meant everyone knew
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 04/08/2026
my bestie doesn’t use a ring camera they just are kind to the wasps on their front porch and the wasps have memory enough to be kind to all their friends and visitors but chase all the door to door solicitors and just like maybe if we were kinder to nature it would be kind to us in turn
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 04/08/2026
i waxxed my butthole for this????
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 04/08/2026
my increased use of bluesky directly inverse correlates with me locking myself out of all other social media with a vpn but like it’s so nice and lovely here and i don’t feel a need to stay longer than intended
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Finest Wine. 🫧 @sooodulce.blacksky.app · 13/07/2026
Love me out loud or leave me alone.
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sami 🔵 @hellosami.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I made a website that lets you cut out old magazines from the internet archive (or any PDFs you own) and make collage art out of them: ✂️ clipart.studio
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 11/07/2026
dating in your thirties is wild because all the lovers are disillusioned and divorced and everyone treats it like we’re retired but like we have our whole lives ahead of us of us??????????
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 11/07/2026
they were talking so much shit about Bluesky and San Francisco, and I get on here and it’s posts from my actual friends and I am not addicted to it and it’s actually the highlight of my social media experience
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 11/07/2026
a moment of silence for all of the Mormon missionaries with ass crack sweat on their dress pants from bicycling this fine summer day
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Jey @jeyausten.com · 08/07/2026
bonjour from the french riviera
jey in a bikini on the beach in nice france with armpit hairjey in a bikini on the beach in nice france. no visible armpit hair :(
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Connie Chen 陳穎慈 @conniechiiiwa.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Keep going.💛
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