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Jennifer Slowpez

@jennslowpez.bsky.social

6.1K followers 856 following 1.6K posts

I met Vicki Lawrence and she hated me. Jo Bro Ho. Fall in love with me under the disco shark. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4jhtcd275i…

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Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm high and it's early. Why are we asking people who only vacation in South myrtle Beach any questions about sea world?

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

This is how scientists and researchers extract cat venom in hopes of treating the hundreds of thousands of cat bites that occur every year.

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I bet the Lorax would have loved the Screaming Trees

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you're looking for volunteer work..

Sevierville speaks out

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 07/08/2026

If I had a pet bear I'd name him Nate and when I got home I'd say, "Hi, Bear Nate!" He'd pretend to fall asleep and we'd have a good laugh. He'd then maul me horribly but I wouldn't hold it against him.

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I love that TN is a little less embarrassing today than usual.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

one upside to your mom dying is you can finally step on cracks

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Captain Murphy @sealab2021.org · 07/08/2026

Please help feed this man his family and their many animals in the Philippines. I really can't do it right now and I was a big part of helping them out last year so someone Step Up please #MutualAid > ko-fi.com/groovytude > PayPal.me/maxdonprod

Support BrassCastle

BrassCastle's Groovytude

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Feudalism is back on the menu

Wood-framed sandwichboard outside a UK shop, with this written in chalk:
"Just landed
Locally sourced
Peasants
only £5 each"

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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 07/08/2026

they should invent a USA that isn't collapsing

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m sorry for speeding officer. It was that crazy jazz music made me do it

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I fell asleep right after dinner, slept like eight hours and now I’m awake.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They stopped making pennies because of how some of you tip.

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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 07/08/2026

A cantaloupe farmer named John is offering a course on fruit farming for older single ladies. John's Cougar Melon Camp

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

All I want is a special someone to roll over at three a.m. and tell me I'm eating too loudly.

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ficklenuts is tired of this shit @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Inspired by the summer weather, I have also decided to be hot and obnoxious

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Stop creating content, we have plenty.

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The thing about living in the woods is that every stick at first looks like a snake and every snake at first looks like a stick.

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Ovulating so hard that I’m giving a guy with a J name a chance

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOBODY INFLATED THE SEVENTEEN 42" BEACH BALLS AND THE PARTY STARTS IN AN HOUR?!

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

maniacal laughter for maniacal circumstances doesn't feel like the best medicine, and that's why I take Prescription Drugs™️

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I do not trust myself to make decisions anymore. You shouldn't either.

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Brass Castle @brasscastle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Literacy in America is snagged on the bottom of the gene pool.

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It sounds like they're closed, Shirley.

Sevierville speaks out

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I may not be the best thing happening to you, but I can definitely the most ridiculous

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

if you’re wondering which security line is gonna move the fastest do NOT pick the one with the 58 year old white guy who thinks he’s a real cop

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It's summer, Dustin. Chill.

Sevierville speaks out

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

When I get the chance to talk about a subject that makes everyone uncomfortable

Coprophagia! Ever heard of it?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I refer to soups by their color like Gatorade

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I’m glad we eat clams. Why are they happier than me

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Trying to figure out the son girlfriend thing.

Sevierville speaks out

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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I can see from your new veneers that he does good work, but what of the quality of the fish tank in the waiting room?

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

A turducken, but it’s croissant, bear claw, cinnamon roll.

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My hobbies include hurling insults and snarling at strangers.

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

McDonalds standard issue McKnuckles

McDonalds theme yellow brass knuckles

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Maybe he left because you called him your yard boy? What the fuck, Robin?

Sevierville speaks out

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 28/07/2026

A group of people who refuse to get help is called a family

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Never a parasite that causes you to receive the admiration of your peers

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Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I wonder if the hello guy at Target™️ does hellos off-duty

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👻 Ghoul Named Cru 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

paris hilton’s the odyssey

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

They want eather

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Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I don't know what sephora is but I got these Golden Girls lip glosses at Dollar Tree.

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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Me, sending love letters to Christian Bale

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Christian Bale's Pucker Face in American Psycho

ALT: Christian Bale's Pucker Face in American Psycho

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mensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

bras should have emergency exits

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Of course I’m in denial. How else would I get through the day?

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Waking up on Friday knowing I have a frozen pizza.

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Selling my virginity on depop.

Jennifer Slowpez @jennslowpez.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

What are your prives? Reasonable only.