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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 8h
Rodan, I'm beggin' of you, please don't take my man Rodan, Rodan, Rodan, Please don't take him just because you can
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Rodan Roars in City - Godzilla PS4
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 14h
what if you were a medieval monk dabbling in the occult and you summoned a demon and instead of teaching you magic he teaches you what a Turing Machine is and you don't get it and he's like I am trying to help you here and you're like I really just wanted to poison my boss so I can be the Abbot
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 8h
mooo
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The Arthur C. Clarke Award @clarkeaward.bsky.social · 20h
Coming to the stage in 2027! 👉 www.rsc.org.uk/piranesi
Artwork for Piranesi the play. A disembodied hand pulling fingers through clay
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𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 @allthingsisheretoo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026
don't bother addressing a congregation unless you're in the baroque creature pulpit
Baroque pulpit ca. 1750, rebuilt 1856, Parish church in Dobroszów.

a fanciful scaled sculpture where the serpents open mouth serves as the pulpit
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The AC-repair woman is here, but she's just sitting like this and making grimaces. 📸 pandacatthailand
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NYC Water @nycwater.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Happy #SourceProtectionWeek! NYC spends $120 million annually on forestry, stream projects, agricultural best practices, stormwater control, septic upgrades, & monitoring to protect its world-renowned DRIP & NYers taste that delicious investment every time they open up the tap!💧
Drippy mascot sitting on a stone wall by a reservoir path under a clear sky.Scientist in a lab coat stands next to Drippy mascot holding a sample bottle in a laboratory filled with white plastic containers.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 28/09/2026
Technically this is a dinosaur
Tweety bird from Looney Tunes
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Listen I am done, I am not clicking on that. You have baited me not
Picture of an orange and white cat's paws with the headline 'Brave Orange Cat Gives Birth to a Beautiful Basket of Buffalo Wings'
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
actual screenshot of me on zoom work calls
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i just spent 10 minutes on linkedin and am reminded that bluesky is a bastion of pleasant company, wit and sanity, in comparison
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ladies, If he hasnt tacked up 95 theses to your door, kick him to the curb
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i like how evolution trends towards being cute and sleepy
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Istrian GOAThic" 🐐 never drew an anthro/furry goat but saw some absolutely awful generated slop so had to make a cute version as Istrian grandparents the goat is our national animal en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Istria
silly little redraw of the american gothic image, but with two little Istrian white goats wearing traditional Istrian clothes, the left one is an old grandma goat holding a yellow chicken and a basket of eggs wearing a headscarf, blouse, brown skirt and apron, right is an old grampa with huge horns holding a pitchfork, wearing a little brown jacket with white shirt and light brown pants, the background is top blue bottom green on white behind them and the text below says "Istarska GOATika"
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah I'm AI All Insectoid, baby
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Praying Mantis: I'm Looking At You
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
thats what she said
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Marriage Toxin Nudge Nudge
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
inside of you are two chiitans
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My new nickname. 📸 Dicky Ng
A relaxed tabby cat lounging in a round container labeled MR. DON'T TOUCH, eyes half-closed and one paw draped over the edge, beside a bilingual "Don't touch me" sign at a busy shopfront.
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
me, at family thanksgiving dinner
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 26/09/2026
Female trainees of the Los Angeles Police Department get used to firing their newly issued revolvers in Los Angeles, Calif., March 6, 1948.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 25/09/2026
Bringing a sheet cake to an interview, but not to share.
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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A Thai restaurant but instead of a wine menu, it's a fish sauce menu listing artisan, small-batch fish sauce from throughout Southeast Asia, and instead of wine cellar, it's a fish sauce cellar, and instead of a Thai restaurant it's my house.
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GUINNESS @guinnessisacat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WHY IS IT THAT ONLY IN LOOKING INTO THE VOID DO I FEEL TRULY SEEN
Guinness the black cat lies on the floor with a haunted stare and two fangs showing
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perhaps we should remind ourselves of some of his greatest hits
Peter Glazebrook, his wife (I think), and a cauliflower the size of Wyoming
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she can eat her moon as a treat
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Dr Secksy @drsecksy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Please stop, you're making my pet-lion/hippo/crocadile sad"
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Fly, you fools!"
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my first Saltenas! delicious. I love DC
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QuiteBrief @quitebrief.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#bookreview 📚💙 📚🪐 📚⚔️ 📚⚡️ Fan of: - Fantasy worlds with modern problems - Frenemies - Corporate espionage - Chinatown 🎬 - Resource management Try @maxgladstone.bsky.social's Two Serpents Rise maxgladstone.com/writing/two-... A risk manager discovers problematic irregularities in a water company merger
Cover of Max Gladstone's Two Serpents Rise
A man wearing a tie and coat holds a deck of cards, performing an overhand shuffle with a face card of clubs exposed. He stands on a balcony lit from behind by sunlight through hazy air. A high tech pyramid building, not unlike Blade Runner's Tyrell Building, is visible in the background.
Cover text reads
Max Gladstone
Two Serpents Rise
A Novel Of The Craft Sequence
"This has so many of my favorite things: an intriguing world, fun characters, a puzzle of a story that manages to be both funky fantasy and legal thriller."
-Carrie Vaughn
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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches @riothobbit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
butter is good. really good. your diet has so much fat in it i can't even explain how good butter must have tasted back then to people who were constantly almost starving. holy shit, incredible stuff. hail satan, give me more butter.
Black Phillip
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jolene, come to take your man
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Ac Tro (Spooktober-Era)🦋📎 @actrophp.de · 22/09/2026
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He tried to read an elementary economics text; it bored him past endurance, it was like listening to somebody interminably recounting a long and stupid dream.
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Austin Powers: Yeah Baby Yeah!
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is jolene and is going to take my man
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Daily Rodan @dailyrodan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rodan figure by Trendmasters (1995)
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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Exciting SIGNED book news! "The Best of Adrian Tchaikovsky" @aptshadow.bsky.social is published in December 37 stories! More than 600 pages! The ultimate collection of Adrian's short(er) fiction. Pre-order a SIGNED copy HERE www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...
Front cover of Adrian's new collection. Illustrated with fencers a golden mask, a mammoth, mushrooms, a wolf and all sorts of fantastical things.
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I usually prefer fresh nonsense but tbh the canned stuff is pretty good too
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Actual footage of my Mondays
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The Korea Herald 코리아헤럴드 @thekoreaherald.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For 23-year-old university student Jeon Eun-seul, dressing up as a museum artifact for the National Museum of Korea's annual costume contest was her "last chance" for a memorable final chapter of her senior year. Then, she won. www.koreaherald.com/article/1087...
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thats the parking out back
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Wink Wink Nudge Nudge
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Didnt know your mom was a chaplain
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
After a bitter divorce, and her very public nervous breakdown at a London night club, Flüf returns with her most personal album yet. 𝘞𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘨𝘨𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 drops this Friday. The first single, the visceral “Pluck You,” is available now on all major streaming services.
A moody glamour shot of a fluffy gray chicken in a grayscale setting.
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Starry @starrypuddles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's friday! Here's a frog 🐸
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wife Guy: *Crocodile Dundee Voice* Thats not a wife, this is a wife
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Paul Hogan's Mick Dundee Tip Hat Greeting
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Gato Es Mi Novio @hamwisehamcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My secret desire is to walk into a Wendys and go up to a person and say Sir, this is a Wendys
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026
Inside of it is a faith hugger
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED!!!!!
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