Reposted by Jayce LazerLosferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized 230189 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 25/05/2026me in any group chat 2610117 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Smoking weed is basically just microdosing a lobotomy. 1211633 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerBEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Hold me closer, tiny goblin. 425563 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazerda da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 01/05/2026jorts but make them pants length. is anyone working on this? jants maybe? 1412324 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazerphil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 01/05/2026sometimes when i’m sad i remember i live near mountains and then i look at them and everything’s ok for a minute 5916 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/04/2026“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap. 156118201498 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerThe Alberta Socialist @voxsocialism.bsky.social · 17/04/2026You absolutely SHOULD NOT go around telling people that data centers are full of gold, silver, palladium, copper, and that the data centers are almost entirely unstaffed. 22089193126 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerRachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I was told I cannot post stupid takes and bullshit on an account that I constantly post political articles. And respectfully I have to say people are multifaceted, I can post a completely valid political take and a shit post in the same minute. 10527 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerTheciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It's spring which means it's time to clear out your old ear hairs to allow for new growth. 714763 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Accidentally passed through the insecurity gate at the airport and they took me aside and explained that my baggage makes me fundamentally unlovable. 215240 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazer✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 18/04/2026i like to make my hair crunchy sometimes 2221 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerFun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026in general, more things should have been punctuated by a beastie boys KICK IT 2342696 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerJenn (^_^)/ 🇨🇦 @canadacobrachicken.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Even Mother Nature hates you dorks 😂 031 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerBNO News @bnonews.com · 07/01/2026NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed 81455333337 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazer👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 30/07/2025weed cart instructions are so cute. “take one puff and wait twenty minutes” six rips and a blinker it is. 812524 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazersweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025the girl with the buttered noodles tattoo 825969 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazerleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that 683821672 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazererika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 23/07/2025rolling up to the Olive Garden like 48112511683 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/06/2025sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad 12175721213 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerBluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Gym is short for Jamesnasium. 517443 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazeral-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/05/2025it has come to my attention that many of you are “liking” and “reposting” without “following” and first of all, that’s illegal 815028 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 27/05/2025You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna 2717353 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 27/05/2025I support my gay little turtle squirrel 57109501908 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazerrufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 27/05/2025just crushed a box of kraft cheez and macaroni like i was 14 still got it 511429 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazeral-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 28/05/2025having an emotional support coke zero 515024 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerFR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 28/05/2025KID FISH: daddy i can’t sleep DAD FISH: well son, that’s because you don't have eyelids 515345 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazerrufus @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 28/05/2025what's a few buttholes between friends? 22412 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerLosferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Some of you write like you hit post then strut around tucking your shirt in. 1013864 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerNosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/05/2025In the Midwest it's called skibidi terlet 211624 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazer𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢 @fleurkenstein.bsky.social · 28/05/2025the gentle exfoliation of being thrown around the washing machine drum on its final spin ✨ 1276 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/05/2025motherfucker isn't even sorry, that is the face of a guy who is totally gonna do it again 943924624 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerMidge @midge.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Like sands through the hourglass, these are the cracks in my brain 012939 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/05/2025a comically large pizza wheel that i can carry on my back like an anime character could fix me 1520913 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The three kinds of posts 335217949 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerBetsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I haven’t made any starter packs yet, but I can reskeet 100 accounts in 50 seconds or less so I am fond of you all and utterly mentally stable as well 38647 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazerinkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Shall i compare thee to a summers day? For thou maketh me sweaty and fucking irritable 8591215 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazermarie @muhree.ing · 28/05/2025me as a fungus: that's the morel of the story 0361 0
Reposted by Jayce Lazer💙Kat Chow6 (KC6)💙 @kc6.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Bring Kilmar Abrego Garcia home now 0246 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 21/05/2025have you tried getting high about it Charlie Brown? 34016 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerSabtastique @ The Witchery Market Oct 16-18 @sabtastic.bsky.social · 10/05/2025starting his work day 127208414551 0
Reposted by Jayce LazerSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 10/05/2025“I asked chatGPT-“ ok, and I asked Tinsel, and she said you’re an uninspired, vapid dork who needs a computer to think for them. 340182092864 0
Jayce Lazer @jayciejayce.bsky.social · 29/04/2025That one episode of SpongeBob where there is a whole village of Squidwards, except we give them all reef blowers so they could carve out the qr code for rick astleys "never gonna give you up" in the sand 010 0
