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@muhree.ing
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seagull with a clam in its mouth she/they ➔ other account : bsky.app/profile/cowboyadjacent.bsk… ⭑ big fan of @aethertempest.bsky.social

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marie @muhree.ing · 28/09/2026
going soul searching does anyone need anything
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
taking an ibeuprofin for my emotional turmoils
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JLP @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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marie @muhree.ing · 23/09/2026
everything is so fear mongering let's try love mongering
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marie @muhree.ing · 22/09/2026
they're pricing everything i want at 7 trillion dollars tomorrow
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marie @muhree.ing · 21/09/2026
selfies on main, just for fun (small mirror edition)
mirror selfie except it's a small vertical mirror with a yellow wall backgroundmirror selfie except it's a small vertical mirror with a yellow wall background
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marie @muhree.ing · 21/09/2026
there's only one way out of this? let me guess. is it through? of course.
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marie @muhree.ing · 20/05/2026
(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday
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marie @muhree.ing · 15/09/2026
getting mad at my significant other for something they did in a past life
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marie @muhree.ing · 13/09/2026
the world's biggest hypocrite: "i hate hypocrisy"
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marie @muhree.ing · 12/09/2026
i bet the first person to ever pitch the idea of pockets was made fun of. everyone was probably like "yeah ok sure we're just gonna put stuff in there?? we already have places to store things. what's the point u idiot". if i had to guess.
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marie @muhree.ing · 10/09/2026
autumn is upon us. u can tell by my profile picture change.
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marie @muhree.ing · 09/09/2026
saying "i'll let you take it from here" as a conversation starter
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JLP @jlp.systems · 07/09/2026
I don’t like many of the things I read on here
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marie @muhree.ing · 04/09/2026
just got to #1 on the 38 worst bluesky posters of 2026 thank u all
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marie @muhree.ing · 03/09/2026
changed my banner to a picture my buddy took of me back in '08. those were the days.
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marie @muhree.ing · 22/05/2025
septem go brr
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marie @muhree.ing · 01/09/2026
she hates being held
mirror selfie of me holding my tabby cat
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marie @muhree.ing · 31/08/2026
what's wrong, babe? you hardly touched your Fall In Love With Me potion
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marie @muhree.ing · 31/08/2026
u know i'd wear a peanut butter jar if i could
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tara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The homie who’s become more like a distant memory
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cool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
guys scientists are worried
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marie @muhree.ing · 27/08/2026
replaced all my furniture with memory foam yet i still can't remember anything ?
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marie @muhree.ing · 26/08/2026
i eat 2lbs of peanut butter for breakfast what of it
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marie @muhree.ing · 25/08/2026
"i got lucky, i was just at the right place at the right time" okay i've been everywhere always and i didn't get lucky so what's up with that
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deuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Everyone should have 3-4 ideas a day and any more than that tbey send you to a hospital
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marie @muhree.ing · 24/08/2026
"i'm my own worst enemy" not me bro i have so many worst enemies u wouldn't even believe
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updates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
hey dude! just wanted touch base to let you know that i'm about to rip your fucking head off
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muhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
we have this little tradition around here called marie stupid post wednesday folks! it's where i post the most unhinged shit online make it make sense
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marie @muhree.ing · 21/08/2026
guys i have a bot now that'll not only post better than me but will also post more, if u wanna follow @muhrobot.bsky.social
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marie @muhree.ing · 21/08/2026
(reality crumbling in front of my eyes) do we still have to do all those tasks and responsibilities or is that like finally over
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birdie 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 جانان @birdiebird.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
smoking on that email that finds you well
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marie @muhree.ing · 19/08/2026
my digital footprint is actually beautiful thank u very much
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marie @muhree.ing · 25/01/2025
sorry for being weird this is only my 2nd time being alive.
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marie @muhree.ing · 18/08/2026
new worst draft just dropped
post in my drafts folder that reads: face card got dih(drooping rose flower emoji)clined
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marie @muhree.ing · 18/08/2026
not to be controversial but i think it would be really cool if everything was affordable
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marie @muhree.ing · 17/08/2026
me talking to a judge: sup bro my lawyer: it's 'your honor' me: what's my honor my lawyer: you're supposed to call the judge 'your honor' me: ok...? kinda weird but if u say so. sup my honor. my lawyer: i'm no longer defending you
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marie @muhree.ing · 17/08/2026
follow @muhree.ing for more information
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marie @muhree.ing · 29/08/2025
interpret my posts however u wish. except like that. don't interpret it like that.
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marie @muhree.ing · 15/08/2026
have you had a sugar dating online
deleted account dm from 7 months ago that says: alright the question is have you had a sugar dating online or any bad feelings towards it?
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marie @muhree.ing · 15/08/2026
so basically Halloween is tomorrow
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Satchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I partook in much flailing and gnashing of teeth during slumber last night
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marie @muhree.ing · 13/08/2026
thank u for tuning in to mspw!! see u next time! ✨
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marie @muhree.ing · 13/08/2026
this glass of water is changing me for the better
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marie @muhree.ing · 02/09/2025
bluesky is crying. yall think its dead and its crying.
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marie @muhree.ing · 13/08/2026
any consumables with the name "smart" in it should change their name unless they actually make u smart im fucking sick of this
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marie @muhree.ing · 13/08/2026
fool me once, die
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marie @muhree.ing · 12/08/2026
eating a credit card in hopes that it'll deter the microplastics from staying in my body
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marie @muhree.ing · 12/08/2026
microdosing microdosing by microdosing microdosing
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marie @muhree.ing · 12/08/2026
keeping secrets from time because i forgot how to tell it
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