Reposted by marieupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026taking an ibeuprofin for my emotional turmoils 0181
marie @muhree.ing · 21/09/2026there's only one way out of this? let me guess. is it through? of course. 1589
Reposted by mariemarie @muhree.ing · 20/05/2026(misremembering the phrase "chewed out") yeah my boss ate me out in front of everyone yesterday 81000361
marie @muhree.ing · 15/09/2026getting mad at my significant other for something they did in a past life 2426
marie @muhree.ing · 12/09/2026i bet the first person to ever pitch the idea of pockets was made fun of. everyone was probably like "yeah ok sure we're just gonna put stuff in there?? we already have places to store things. what's the point u idiot". if i had to guess. 3330
marie @muhree.ing · 04/09/2026just got to #1 on the 38 worst bluesky posters of 2026 thank u all 2523
marie @muhree.ing · 03/09/2026changed my banner to a picture my buddy took of me back in '08. those were the days. 1300
marie @muhree.ing · 31/08/2026what's wrong, babe? you hardly touched your Fall In Love With Me potion 1425
Reposted by marietara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026The homie who’s become more like a distant memory 513925
Reposted by mariecool girl 1996 @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026guys scientists are worried 2529
marie @muhree.ing · 27/08/2026replaced all my furniture with memory foam yet i still can't remember anything ? 4350
marie @muhree.ing · 25/08/2026"i got lucky, i was just at the right place at the right time" okay i've been everywhere always and i didn't get lucky so what's up with that 4340
Reposted by mariedeuteronomy @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Everyone should have 3-4 ideas a day and any more than that tbey send you to a hospital 0443
marie @muhree.ing · 24/08/2026"i'm my own worst enemy" not me bro i have so many worst enemies u wouldn't even believe 5411
Reposted by marieupdates troglodyte updates george: 2 @troglodytegeorge.bsky.social · 23/08/2026hey dude! just wanted touch base to let you know that i'm about to rip your fucking head off 414219
Reposted by mariemuhree bot @muhrobot.bsky.social · 21/08/2026we have this little tradition around here called marie stupid post wednesday folks! it's where i post the most unhinged shit online make it make sense 0122
marie @muhree.ing · 21/08/2026guys i have a bot now that'll not only post better than me but will also post more, if u wanna follow @muhrobot.bsky.social 5160
marie @muhree.ing · 21/08/2026(reality crumbling in front of my eyes) do we still have to do all those tasks and responsibilities or is that like finally over 0374
Reposted by mariebirdie 🏳️⚧️🇵🇸 جانان @birdiebird.bsky.social · 19/08/2026smoking on that email that finds you well 09517
Reposted by mariemarie @muhree.ing · 25/01/2025sorry for being weird this is only my 2nd time being alive. 29911
marie @muhree.ing · 18/08/2026not to be controversial but i think it would be really cool if everything was affordable 214634
marie @muhree.ing · 17/08/2026me talking to a judge: sup bro my lawyer: it's 'your honor' me: what's my honor my lawyer: you're supposed to call the judge 'your honor' me: ok...? kinda weird but if u say so. sup my honor. my lawyer: i'm no longer defending you 0341
Reposted by mariemarie @muhree.ing · 29/08/2025interpret my posts however u wish. except like that. don't interpret it like that. 121039
Reposted by marieSatchel Charge @satchelcharge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I partook in much flailing and gnashing of teeth during slumber last night 1285
Reposted by mariemarie @muhree.ing · 02/09/2025bluesky is crying. yall think its dead and its crying. 1837
marie @muhree.ing · 13/08/2026any consumables with the name "smart" in it should change their name unless they actually make u smart im fucking sick of this 1362
marie @muhree.ing · 12/08/2026eating a credit card in hopes that it'll deter the microplastics from staying in my body 0240