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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If I was the guy from The Shining I would have just done my caretaker work and written a great novel and been normal to my wife and son and not succumbed to any madness. It would have been easy for me to do that
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
Paul Ifeanyichukwu Gabriel @ @...•2h
Can you explain to me like a 5 yrs old ?

Nikita Bier
@nikitabier • 2h

Every video game -- and every piece of software -- will be personalized exactly to your preferences.
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🍬 @holojester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[positive guy falls off cliff] Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ⠀݁
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A crayon artist sits with their legs crossed in a chair next to a wall they have covered in dinosaur illustrations. They are wearing overalls and a bandana. They exude the confidence of an artist who has seen their vision to completion. However, like many creators, their vision is not shared by everyone. They are confronted by a man in a sweater vest, “Heard you been drawin dinosaurs on my walls.” The artist replies, “You heard right.” 

Artist’s note: I try to do my drawings quickly so they maintain that spontaneous feel I’m going for (something we’ve discussed in previous posts). For this one I ended up redrawing the artist’s pose and subtle facial expression over and over again until it felt right.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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Alice the Pettable @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
ONLINE: "Reject all cookies" OFFLINE: "Accept all cookies"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the history of charging the mound, episode 6: LENNY RANDLE now free to watch on youtube youtu.be/RiQ-jr20CGA?...
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MLB's most famous forfeit, 10-cent beer night, and the hero behind it all
YouTube video by Secret Base
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/09/2024
binp
@the_binp
found out about a magic tournement where a guy on shrooms won the whole thing and can't get over this pic they took of the top 8
[photo of 8 guys and one of them is in a bright orange shirt and is obviously more umkempt than the others, with a wild look in his eyes]
12:04 AM • 2021-10-11
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
>Everybody use AI or you're fired >Wait stop it's too expensive >Don't use it for menial tasks >Only use it for important work stuff >If you're going to use it for important stuff make sure it's correct >Let me know if you have any questions!
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
lofi beats to chase shaggy and scooby to
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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Zach-o'-lantern @zachlipton.com · 29/05/2026
the bus. you've once again invented the bus.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The Enhanced Games are bullshit. They’re still banning runners from competing using the most powerful drug of all: being in a car
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Picture of Brian with the text:
"You wore that same shirt yesterday"
Guess what bitch
There's this thing called an air fryer
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Gregor Stocks @gregorstocks.com · 17/05/2026
Magic: The Gathering writing has a short half-life. Historically-important articles are taken offline every year. This sucks. That's why I'm launching Library of Leng, an index of 32 years of Magic writing. 150k+ articles, 20+ sites, fully searchable. library-of-leng.com
library-of-leng.com
Library of Leng
An archive of Magic: The Gathering writing
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
tfw you’ve been partying with REO Speedwagon
Jesse Ventura: I'VE BEEN PARTYING WITH REO SPEEDWAGON.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
we just put up episode 4 of THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND free to watch on youtube. this one's about george bell, who had both one of the best and one of the worst fight performances in baseball history
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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4: GEORGE BELL
YouTube video by Secret Base
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 11/05/2026
Loblaws credits record profits to “raising prices on things humans need to live”
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Loblaws credits record profits to "raising prices on things humans need to live"
BRAMPTON, ON - Loblaw Companies Ltd.'s fourth-quarter results beat analysts' expectations, which executives credit to the grocery giant’s corporate strategy of “gouging people for things they need to ...
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 11/05/2026
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
when we were kids we used to drink straight from the internet
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Modern technology could learn from older stuff that does what it's supposed to and doesn't bother you. My toilet just works and never sends me emails like "Good news! Flush® is now Floosh®"
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
[making up ghost story as I go along] but this was no ordinary Honda Accord
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
to the joker this is just a landscape
Twisted Landscape
Land
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Cycling {B}{R}{G} ({B}{R}{G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/05/2026
we used to play computer
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
*watching my cat run headfirst into a book shelf chasing a dust mote around the room* There he goes, the master hunter. God's perfect killing machine
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Still from the movie Goodfellas showing Henry looking offscreen. Text reads "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a medium-large account on the smallest site of the least popular form of social media."
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“Are you the branch manager?” “Yes I am, how can I help you?” “I would like two branches, please.” “How would you like that?” “Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Friend: Let's get together! What's your calendar look like? Me: Same picture of a dog on it till next month
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 17/04/2026
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
young pope leo looks like a ska scene regular who goes by Upbeat but no one knows his real name
Young pope Leo, undated but he appears to be in his teens or early 20’s
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):
HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan

Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 05/04/2026
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If Yoda were real i bet he would smell kind of fish tanky
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ceej @ceej.online · 18/03/2026
my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Anyone going to the Mountain Music Festival this weekend? #TheSimpsons
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
cramming for this eye exam looking at every fucking thing I can
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musicianapolis @generalmusician.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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