interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 2hHER: You must be wireframe Steven Spielberg if you think we’re fuckin ME: 0152
Reposted by interesting draculaDBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 6hJay Leno's Law says the first night you have a new car, Jay Leno gets to have sex with it first 2726
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 7hFashion tip: When the size of a piece of clothing is L/G that means its size LarGe. When it’s XL/TG that means its Xtra LarTGe 0100
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 9hNever thought I’d see CNN devote thousands of words to this tweet. But I guess that’s the kind of dumpster fire 2026 has been on my bingo card 0321
Reposted by interesting draculainteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Cadet Sullenberger! You will NEVER land a plane in a river unless you get rid of that mustache, do you understand me? 081
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 10hIf Sully Sullenberger had been on that Dubai plane he wouldn’t have let anything go wrong. He’d have crashed that thing right into downtown Israel. 1182
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 21hwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc0w...youtube.comSpiders and VinegaroonsYouTube video by Queens Of The Stone Age - Topic 251
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026@murderxbryan.bsky.social nickelback talk on this week’s Guys reminded me of this 070
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026dude’s loadout looks like the driving crooner 5360
Reposted by interesting draculaOpen Carrying at the 3:15pm showing of Digger @wikipetera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"When it comes to crime, everyone's a suspect..." - The Awful Detective 0144
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I would be dropping we needed its like crazy 24/7. A crazed mob would form and beat me to death in the street like a dog 1313
Reposted by interesting draculainteresting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 08/04/2025automatic dick sucking machine synced to the Blue Monday drum beat: Yes, it’s funny to picture. But it’s also the future of jacking off 38713
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The sack of Rome? You mean the scrotum of the guy who sang with Sublime? 1120
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sluggo will pay dearly for wearing this new hat. 0260
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026That’s a great chorge acket you’re wearing, where’d you get it 161
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026can someone with an FT sub tell me what these words mean I would appreciate it 181
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you brush your teeth and you keep brushin >>> 1151
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Interview discourse has me remembering Sean’s bit from one of the Hollywood Masterclass episodes about pitch meetings where you pour a glass of water and say “it’s for him, and he’s thirsty,” then take out your dick and drink down the water with your dick. 060
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yeah that’s a resume gap my guy! You wanna hit this bong or what 0140
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Placing five one dollar bills on my desk when the applicant comes in for their interview 0130
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Breaking my NDA to say that given my xenobiology experience and proven discretion, it’s fucking insane to fire me for saying “this what good Pussy sound like,” while I had my hands squishing around in that Grey’s abdomen. 1141
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026why’d they use a picture that makes him look like dorf on golf lol 2447
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I don’t believe the CIA wrote Drive, but they did tip the scales on the music charts to push public perception of Incubus away from the potentially society-crumbling revolutionary energy seen on S.C.I.E.N.C.E. The CIA did however write Wish You Were Here. 1120
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You have to let yourself struggle to remember trivial things. Give yourself permission to not look it up on your phone, and be disciplined enough to walk away with whatever you pulled from within you and be done with it. The Two Michaels who did Chinese jail were named Spinks and Bovril. 290
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The human brain is two organs. A pair of fat fuckin titties 🤙 0170
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026jargon got be my least favourite argot when it comes to lingo. not really looking for any opinions from vernacularheads on this one 0142
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can’t come out to the bar tonight, my Gilbert Gottfried practice went long and I have a morning Gottsesh scheduled too so I gotta rest up. I feel like I never see you guys anymore but it’s just eight more months til I’m certified 1185
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’ve been annoying myself for weeks imagining a guy who says, “I’m not writing the Great American Novel. I am writing The First Great American Novel.” May he linger and pester you too. 1171
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m glad they’re finally getting to the bottom of (pronouncing it with a soft “ch”) Chemtrails. 1171
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I saw BA Johnston last night and he ran into the crowd waving around a plastic cane, slammed it into my buddy’s beer and foamed it up, drank it through the cane, then took the empty glass and walked behind the bar and poured him a new beer, while still singing the song. 070
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Doing the Aella days of the year challenge and doing all my shower days from Jan. 1 - 25 and all my sex days from Nov. 20 - Dec. 30. 080
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think you’ll quite enjoy the camps, but you gotta look out for those guard towers. My poor grandfather died falling out of one 0110
interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I hope you don’t enjoy the camps, because they are bad and I know they’re bad. But you’re going there and that’s actually good. 080
Reposted by interesting draculamerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/09/2025the virgin common sense rationalist: erm, everyone knows that the universe is a cold and uncaring structure of blind chaos the chad aperture of the universe witnessing itself: wow, i live here? splendid 113698715
