Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 2hIs there a compendium of LORDY_BAR ya man a bird tweets anywhere? We need to preserve the culture 000
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 18hThe Padres’ colors are yellow and brown for the pee and poop they have evacuated into their uniform trousers these last two games 220
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 22hWhen you have the most solid and healthy offense in the world you trust them like Nick just did there 011
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 23hMatt Stafford saw that the Eagles were all the way to Week 4 with zero takeaways and decided to do his part 1110
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 23hNo WR1, no RB1, no TE1, going into the half with the lead against SUPERTEAM thanks to Stafford being a bum 070
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 23hHow To Win Friends and Get Excellent Field Position 0160
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Misiorowski at 101-104 in the first, down to 98-99 in the third… whut 140
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Phillies have fallen so far from when they drafted and developed four MVP-quality infielders at all four infield positions with Rolen, Rollins, Utley and Howard 1120
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So I’m blacked out from watching the Eagles this weekend which seems like it might be a blessing 020
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Not sure which 4X4 scrub season-ending batter is more offensive, Jake Cave or Otto Kemp 2141
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That was the inning where they sorta looked like they might crawl back in it… and then splat 0140
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If hope this is Trea Turner’s final game at shortstop 1170
Reposted by Mark E. PoastsMLB Stats @mlbstatsbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Michael Harris II homered on a pitch 1.11 ft above the ground 😳 That is the 3rd-lowest pitch hit for a #Postseason HR under tracking (2008) h/t @SlangsOnSports 💬 @MLB: MONEY MIKE 🤑 🐦 x.com/MLBStats/status/2105824301404… 185
Reposted by Mark E. PoastsJesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026But don't get this wrong, if the Phillies don't come back, it's because they had to pitch Zach Wheeler in Game 162 because they played list absolute garbage the last week of the year. 1554
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was a really bad pitch but not like you’d think 1190
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Harper’s inability to square up fastballs in the strike zone is frustrating 080
Reposted by Mark E. PoastsJesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 01/10/20262008? Yes please! 1111
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 01/10/20268 minutes into Figrin Da’n and the Modal Nodes & Chill and he gives you this look 020
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Phillies Pitching Staff for the rest of the postseason: Oops! All Starters! 1180
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Eric Hosmer looks like grown up Eddie Munster 011
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No matter what happens tomorrow you have to feel incredibly optimistic about Andy Painter going forward. Nuts bigger than Saturn 0364
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Not the best time to see Derek Hill become Real Derek Hill 081
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I use Liberty Bibberty to scrub out my dingleberries 070
Reposted by Mark E. Poastsone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026free postseason baseball 015520
Reposted by Mark E. Poastsben @vtben.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Matt Vasgersian on a pop fly: AND WOW WHAT A SHOT TO shallow right Matt Vasgersian on a home run: it is popped up 3rd out time for another Liberty Bibberty ad AND WHOA THIS ONE'S GONE 04816
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If this is Bohm’s last game with the Phillies I’m glad he has a nice highlight 090
Reposted by Mark E. PoastsMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10895093627
Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You can’t do this to Painter. You can’t. For his long-term mental conditioning 2372
