Reposted by JamesJane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 5hAlways one awkward hug away from faking my own death. 18744
Reposted by JamesSassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 16hI think I want one of those hairless cats that looks like a meowing ballsack 37611
Reposted by JamesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times 8539131
Reposted by JamesFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026warm the cockles of your heart to an internal temperature of 190° and serve in the shell 15112
Reposted by JamesAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 20hhard to heal the wound when you are living inside of the wound 06613
Reposted by JamesJames @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026if ghosts were real, could they do this? [gives up] 06817
Reposted by JamesMemento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/09/2024For Halloween this year I'm going to be giving up. 7535
James @james.tarnation.lol · 02/10/2026installed magnets to my airbag so they stick there for easy access 2141
Reposted by JamesfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/09/2026i cut in front of everyone to ask what kind of skates i should get and got told “get in line” 713038
Reposted by JamesAmelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I dunno, art is just better when you are naked 2478
Reposted by Jamesæmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Labeling all the blood in my fridge with "not for human consumption" 89121
Reposted by James✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026this man was parked in my driveway and got so flustered when he was asked to move that he didn’t even close the door to his van and a bunch of nuts and bolts just fell out 7605
James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026nextdoor classifieds be like: solid maghogany wardrobe vintage my great grandfather built this out of a sunken warship — $100 1989 onkyo stereo receiver (missing knob) — $100 moms urn — free 1173
Reposted by James✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“your days are numbered” yeah, and? that’s what a calendar is 49514
Reposted by James✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i’m putting you down, flipping you, and then reversing you in my mind 115916
Reposted by Jamesandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually 1015545
Reposted by JamesAnni Jyn @annijyn.com · 01/10/2026uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2597
Reposted by JamesDavoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don’t usually get personal on here but I wanted to let everyone know I’m in kind of a weird place right now. It’s the autopsy room in the basement of the clown college. 39722
Reposted by JamesJames @james.tarnation.lol · 22/08/2024i love fall, the smells, the tastes, the weather. i'm going to celebrate with a tank of pumpkin spice gasoline. 910132
James @james.tarnation.lol · 30/09/2026fuck @everysingleperson.bsky.social i can’t believe they bothered you with so little moisture 170
Reposted by Jamesal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026automatically blocking every single person on this website so that i can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. TBH it was well overdue 1504
Reposted by JamesFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026warren zevon's final song was recorded a few months before his death as his body was already succumbing to the cancer, and it's a goddamned heartbreaker keep me in your heart for a while 1210815
James @james.tarnation.lol · 30/09/2026in light of recent events i have some time for new hobbies which means i can finally start smoking cigarettes 0224
Reposted by Jamesdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring 1135986
Reposted by JamesCorduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Legal contract that allows an individual to expose flatbread in every possible way: Naan-Disclosure Agreement 0133
James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026[attaching his lips] babe how about i come over and give you a little mr potato head 0153