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James

@james.tarnation.lol
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This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7… 📸: bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lo…

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 5h
Always one awkward hug away from faking my own death.
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Sassy Smokeshow @sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social · 16h
I think I want one of those hairless cats that looks like a meowing ballsack
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 18h
smonkin doinks and playing chess
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/10/2026
warm the cockles of your heart to an internal temperature of 190° and serve in the shell
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m @mjjii.com · 19/09/2026
digital art. crying cat hollering. head upright. kind of looks like a mountain emerging from the ground
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m @mjjii.com · 28/09/2026
digital art. a small carton of milk with a beam of light coming out of it
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 18h
to all my haters: you don’t have to convince me
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 20h
hard to heal the wound when you are living inside of the wound
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
if ghosts were real, could they do this? [gives up]
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
For Halloween this year I'm going to be giving up.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 02/10/2026
if only there were an easy way to fix this
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 02/10/2026
dam girl i’m hungry as fuck (sexual)
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 02/10/2026
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me & who? 👉👈🥺
imagine
getting railed on the meatball sub couch
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 02/10/2026
installed magnets to my airbag so they stick there for easy access
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 02/10/2026
Where do you guys keep your car utensils
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 26/09/2026
i cut in front of everyone to ask what kind of skates i should get and got told “get in line”
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Amelia @theartfulldodger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I dunno, art is just better when you are naked
A portrait of the torso of a naked woman with her breast exposed, the picture is drawn with black sharpie and green ink and has the words
I dunno, art is just better naked
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Labeling all the blood in my fridge with "not for human consumption"
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
i don’t think u can fix strewers
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
my nuts and bolts constantly strewn across the room
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this man was parked in my driveway and got so flustered when he was asked to move that he didn’t even close the door to his van and a bunch of nuts and bolts just fell out
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
naked and overconfident in my survival skills
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
oooo is this still available
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
if ghosts were real, could they do this? [gives up]
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
sweet nothings have more calories than u think
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
WTS handheld me (please hold my hand)
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
nextdoor classifieds be like: solid maghogany wardrobe vintage my great grandfather built this out of a sunken warship — $100 1989 onkyo stereo receiver (missing knob) — $100 moms urn — free
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“your days are numbered” yeah, and? that’s what a calendar is
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 01/10/2026
i suppose i won’t really care after the first part
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i’m putting you down, flipping you, and then reversing you in my mind
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/10/2026
Limerence would be an ugly name for a girl actually
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 01/10/2026
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t usually get personal on here but I wanted to let everyone know I’m in kind of a weird place right now. It’s the autopsy room in the basement of the clown college.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 22/08/2024
i love fall, the smells, the tastes, the weather. i'm going to celebrate with a tank of pumpkin spice gasoline.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 30/09/2026
fuck @everysingleperson.bsky.social i can’t believe they bothered you with so little moisture
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
automatically blocking every single person on this website so that i can stay Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. TBH it was well overdue
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 30/09/2026
warren zevon's final song was recorded a few months before his death as his body was already succumbing to the cancer, and it's a goddamned heartbreaker keep me in your heart for a while
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 30/09/2026
in light of recent events i have some time for new hobbies which means i can finally start smoking cigarettes
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 30/09/2026
i’m never just kidding, i’m full on joking
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Simplify your life by hibernating from now until spring
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Legal contract that allows an individual to expose flatbread in every possible way: Naan-Disclosure Agreement
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
are you really dough?
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
i was just trying to get a rise out of you
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
fuck u
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
really excited about flatbread: naanchalant
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
[attaching his lips] babe how about i come over and give you a little mr potato head
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
becoming a well rounded individual with food
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 29/09/2026
nat king cole is short for natural light king coleslaw
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