iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/05/2025

I never believed it was butter

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ever walk into a tomb and forget why you went in there?

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 19/09/2026

Google saying Gemini can break out too is like the kid in school who buys a black leather jacket to look cool and tough but it’s soft leather

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

a monkey can be an astronaut so you can probably do something too

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That’s a strange name for a baby, but I guess it IS Lady Gaga

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey, this is bullshit!

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Matt Groening's Life In Hell is incredibly influential on who I am as a person

Two panels

One is a bunny in an office loking at the camera sheepishly with a chart in the background going downward.

The other is the same bunny in an office looking at the camera sheepishly with a chart in the background going upward.

The first is labled "Failure" the second is labled "Success"

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 04/09/2026

idk who needs to hear this, but until us-east-1.ec2.archive.ubuntu.com gets its life together, this one liner in your bootstrap can save you a butt-ton of AWS build time: sudo sed -i 's/us-east-1\.ec2\.//g' /etc/apt/sources.list

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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

somewhere in an attic there must be a portrait of me not being angry

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SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I have over 10+ years experience in Claude Code, hmu

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The two wolves inside of you were domesticated millenia ago and have now developed a series of severe congenital deformities that are recognized as prized characteristics in kennel clubs

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In hell, the devil's mom convinces you that every tchotchze at the flea market would go perfectly in your entryway

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 18/06/2026

hey so, if the town my ip address geolocates to is mistaken for a town of the same name in another state, and this confuses Steam’s security protections, who do i even email about that?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

did you know they make special airpods where you have to yell into them if you're on a call in public

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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

IDK the source either, but I remember someone observing that if you go into a kindergarten class and ask, "Who can draw? Who can sing? Who can dance?" EVERYONE'S hand goes up. A few years later, it's almost nobody. This is, and I'm being v serious, a cultural-scale failure.

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 19/05/2026

Can we talk about Spotify’s new Green Eggs and Ham look?

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Accidentally said “all worries” instead of “no worries” and I’m just going to use that going forward

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza

King Charles and Queen Camilla having a pepperoni pizza

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Millennials are listening to Phillip Glass and walking slowly through the woods, they're calling it poignancymaxxing

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 23/04/2026

#slack isn't on bsky but the new AI search features being quiet opt-out doesn't tickle me from a UX perspective

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 08/04/2026

April Fools tasted like a flat soda this year

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

tv show about a crime fighting karate pig called Pork Chop & Kick

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tante @tante.cc · 03/03/2026

The answer to problems in sociotechnical systems is not always "more software", "better software" or "open source software". A lot of the time the best solution is _less software_ and sometimes even _no software_.

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 06/02/2026

Trying to keep traceability on the Golden Images in your AWS Organization? You can use Config Aggregator to query running EC2, and if you have downstream AMI builds, you can bake the source AMI IDs into their tags and query them with the Aggregator too!

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/02/2026

love shack anger cottage panic yurt sorrow hovel shame hole

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 03/02/2026

A basket shop called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Reeds

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 27/01/2026

mamas, don’t let yer babies grow up to be cowboys (chipmunks)

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

I think, taking in all the context, this is the single image of the Simpsons that I relate to the most

The sea captain

YAR, I HATE THE SEA AND EVERYTHING IN IT.

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 08/01/2026

2026 gonna be long as hell huh

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 02/01/2026

my secret superpower is sitting next to an untouched source of hydration all day

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud

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Harrison Ford Fiesta @gothamcitymayor.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Every group text eventually becomes two people talking and eight witnesses.

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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Ray, for your information, the interest rate alone for the first five years comes to $95,000.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

mementos mori means always remember the freshmaker

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

sharkira, shakira: thread

Shakira in a red top with black suspenders and a blue headband.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it

the only way Frank Sinatra took his chicken salad sandwiches

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 13/10/2025

heavy is the pinky that holds the phone

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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

PickItUpPickItUpPickItUpPickItUp!

bumper sticker reads:

keep honking!
i'm listening to ska and you're in the band now

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 11/09/2025

Age verification: My grandparents had a party line, cars took leaded gas, and my first computer was an Atari 400 with Pac-Man and Space Invaders (and a totally sick membrane keyboard)

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/07/2025

sometimes I forget to listen to music, and end up sitting in silence for hours before I remember

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