iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/05/2025

I never believed it was butter

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ever walk into a tomb and forget why you went in there?

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 19/09/2026

Google saying Gemini can break out too is like the kid in school who buys a black leather jacket to look cool and tough but it’s soft leather

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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

a monkey can be an astronaut so you can probably do something too

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 10/05/2024

C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

me: HE’S STARTING TO STIR wife: shhhh me: OH MY GOD wife: be quiet me: HE’S GOT A KNIFE wife: i really hate watching cooking shows with you

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 11/09/2026

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

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🖤♡Amanda♡🖤 @zephyrsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That’s a strange name for a baby, but I guess it IS Lady Gaga

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey, this is bullshit!

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 12/09/2026

“I trained this LLM to be great at crime but shucks, I had no idea it would crime.”

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

Matt Groening's Life In Hell is incredibly influential on who I am as a person

Two panels

One is a bunny in an office loking at the camera sheepishly with a chart in the background going downward.

The other is the same bunny in an office looking at the camera sheepishly with a chart in the background going upward.

The first is labled "Failure" the second is labled "Success"

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 04/09/2026

idk who needs to hear this, but until us-east-1.ec2.archive.ubuntu.com gets its life together, this one liner in your bootstrap can save you a butt-ton of AWS build time: sudo sed -i 's/us-east-1\.ec2\.//g' /etc/apt/sources.list

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Ghostbusters (1984) @ghostbusters1984.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The structure of this roof cap is exactly like the kind of telemetry tracker that NASA uses to identify dead pulsars in deep space.

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 31/07/2026

“What would P65 have to say about this?”

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

somewhere in an attic there must be a portrait of me not being angry

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 09/07/2026

“No, no, this thing will kick the Orphan Crushing Machine’s dead ass!” — Ted from Marketing, probably

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 07/07/2026

in Heck, the one-off is always Mango

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SAHAR (🌞🥾) 🛠️ @saharkhalili.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I have over 10+ years experience in Claude Code, hmu

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Carrion Sam @carrionsam.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The two wolves inside of you were domesticated millenia ago and have now developed a series of severe congenital deformities that are recognized as prized characteristics in kennel clubs

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In hell, the devil's mom convinces you that every tchotchze at the flea market would go perfectly in your entryway

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 18/06/2026

hey so, if the town my ip address geolocates to is mistaken for a town of the same name in another state, and this confuses Steam’s security protections, who do i even email about that?

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

did you know they make special airpods where you have to yell into them if you're on a call in public

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 23/05/2026

settling for reruns of Simon’s Cat in the meantime

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Dan LK, WXXT Morning Show Host @2ndlevelbard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

IDK the source either, but I remember someone observing that if you go into a kindergarten class and ask, "Who can draw? Who can sing? Who can dance?" EVERYONE'S hand goes up. A few years later, it's almost nobody. This is, and I'm being v serious, a cultural-scale failure.

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 19/05/2026

Can we talk about Spotify’s new Green Eggs and Ham look?

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Accidentally said “all worries” instead of “no worries” and I’m just going to use that going forward

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

He participated in “Book Innit” and got a free pizza

King Charles and Queen Camilla having a pepperoni pizza

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 30/04/2026

when talking down to you is just talking to you

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Millennials are listening to Phillip Glass and walking slowly through the woods, they're calling it poignancymaxxing

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 23/04/2026

#slack isn't on bsky but the new AI search features being quiet opt-out doesn't tickle me from a UX perspective

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 16/04/2026

this is a local train, making all stops along the route

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 16/04/2026

i miss “dog or muffin”

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 15/04/2026

damn she filed for divorce?

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 09/04/2026

We side-chat about them but in the delivery/integration space we’re also spending a lot of time white knuckling. The juggle is real.

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 08/04/2026

April Fools tasted like a flat soda this year

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 21/03/2026

*i* was saying “boo-urns…”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

tv show about a crime fighting karate pig called Pork Chop & Kick

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Jake Vose @jakevose.github.io · 06/03/2026

“WELCOME TO OUR ---L”

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tante @tante.cc · 03/03/2026

The answer to problems in sociotechnical systems is not always "more software", "better software" or "open source software". A lot of the time the best solution is _less software_ and sometimes even _no software_.

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