iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

My boobs are just low enough for you to know they’re not AI.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

MOM THE PEOPLE IN MY PHONE ARE BEING STUPID AGAIN

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

fortune cookie: "Hello Neo."

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Tic Tac Toe, except it’s just me trying to leave the toe attached to the rest of the evidence

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.

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The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

You break it*, you buy it. *my will to live

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.

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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

The swimming pool on the titanic is still full.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

how about a bottle of wine and some chin music

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

MAGA is why we need instructions on shampoo bottles

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you

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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Octopuses have 3 hearts and 0 respect for human boundaries. That’s the energy I want.

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Twitter died @countmackula.bsky.social · 24/08/2023

Reply Guy? More like Reply Legend

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

[watching any hostage situation] JUST SPIT THE CLOTH OUT!!!

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Not now. I’m writing my womanifesto.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I always wear cargo shorts, cuz I need the pockets for my scrambled eggs.

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

him: show me what you want me to do to you me:

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

I only pose with giant sea life because it makes me feel skinny.

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

Set phasers to forcible evolution

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I wish they made refrigerated bras.

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

This dimensional overlap is exhausting.

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Dubious Genius @dubiousgenius.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

In America, a group of crows is called a homicide.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Space X should just change their name to ACME at this point

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

She was captivating, like being handcuffed to a pipe in a basement.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

How long after a tonsillectomy is it safe to give a blowjob? ~ asking for my wife (tonsils removed, August 2013)

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

(losing my muse in a sea of umbrellas) This is easily the most inspired sea of umbrellas I've ever seen

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

if only I loved myself a fraction as much as politicians love killing their constituents

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Desperately Seeking Serotonin

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

They said the world was my oyster. They lied.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

[me, to the person stabbing me to death] COME ON, YOU GOTTA WANT IT

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

After a year and a half, he suddenly couldn’t take my unrelenting anxiety and overwhelming disdain anymore so the pope told me to go back to twitter. Filled with love and understanding my ass.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 26/10/2023

What doesn’t kill us, makes us go, “Oh man, I was THIS CLOSE!!!”

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

I yearn for simpler times when everyone was losing their shit over the word moist.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

I always wondered what chloroform smelled li

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

I refuse to go to therapy so my art can thrive.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

I’m not dead inside. I’m in a coma inside.

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 20/10/2023

entangle me quantumly into the night

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Jade Munkii @jademunkii.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

I’m short AF but never miss a high kick to the face

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/10/2023

I get by with a little help from my friends and lots and lots of glue-huffing.

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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

[first day as a hair stylist] “STOP SCREAMING ABOUT THE BLOOD! THAT’S WHY WE PUT THE APRON ON YOU!”

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 14/10/2023

I apologise if I offended you. And if I haven't yet, just give it time.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 09/10/2023

Ask me if the shoes match the dentata

Morso black vinyl boots with gold teeth bite heel

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Hush Jared @hushjared.bsky.social · 11/10/2023

Croissant so flaky it put me at risk for mesothelioma

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 08/10/2023

[invention of gary busey] god: (pounding on clipboard) TEETH TEETH TEETH

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 12/10/2023

I think I would do really well at crying while dramatically removing clown makeup.

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