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@infinitefinite.blog
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/10/2026
yeah no I'm all set, you're following almost 900K people, I don't want or need to be a part of this
a screenshot of the bsky stats of a user who is following me but whom I don't follow back. I redacted their username out of courtesy, even though aforementioned stats are entirely unhinged, as shown below

122.2K followers
898.7K following
143.6K posts
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 22/09/2026
she snuggle
my tabby cat Leela, who has burritoed herself in my fluffy white blanket on the couch with me
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 17/09/2026
okay this is no longer funny, wtf is wrong with this person
a screenshot showing @penelopiebikes.bsky.social has inexplicably added me to a "Trans harasser/fake allies" list, which is really gross considering I'm very much neither of those things
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 17/09/2026
hahahaha okay then
a screenshot showing @penelopiebikes.bsky.social has added me to a moderation list called "Bad"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 02/09/2026
neat, I will be gradually never using LinkedIn ever again
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/08/2026
flork looking cute and blushing
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 24/08/2026
hard pass, get fucked
screenshot of a post @cloudpox.bsky.social tagged me in that says "Sign up or log in through my affiliate link [link] to get started" with a link to the societal cancer that is kalshi
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 19/08/2026
for posterity. it triangulated where I grew up with the three most similar cities, so that's neat
my dialect heat map, showing that I am purely New Englander
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/08/2026
the words "disappointed but not surprised" in a vaporwave style graphic
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/07/2026
oh, so you think you have an interesting palette because you like IPAs
a can of beer on the kitchen table in front of the window

Coös Brewing Co
Double Raspberry Puckerbrush
Fruited Tart Wheat Ale
One Pint Alc 7% by vol
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/07/2026
💅🏼
schizanon.bsky.social has added me to yet another moderation list, this one called "This list is not your business"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 21/07/2026
nice
screenshot of the original post showing it has 69 likes, as well as the offensive reversed like and repost stats
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/07/2026
unfortunately no 😭
a screenshot of my original post to which Pam had replied, showing that the positions of the stats for likes and reposts have been reversed from their original positions, yet infuriatingly, immediately below this offensive change, the icons & numbers for the comments, reposts, and likes remain in their original positions. if there were a quote post on my post, it would appear to the right of reposts in the stats bar, and frankly, it's bullshit
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 14/07/2026
WAIT SHIT FUCK I MEAN
my profile picture, my fluffy black cat Bagheera, with the picture taken as though it were a selfie
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/07/2026
posting on bsky like
image from the movie Titanic where the lone lifeboat goes back to check for survivors after the ship sank. there are a bunch of dead bodies floating in the water in the foreground with the lifeboat in the center of the image. at the top, it reads "Is there anyone alive out there? Can anybody hear me?" the officer in the lifeboat who is doing the yelling is labeled "me" and the dead bodies are labeled "bluesky"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/07/2026
Hi, Kate. What's your take on fucking off?
screenshot of incoming text message that reads:

Hi, I'm Kate. What's your take on the US-Israel alliance? Got a sec to chat? Stop2End
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 08/07/2026
hi friends, heads up that our froggy friend Internet Frog @pogue.omg.lol has caught a 3-day suspension due to bsky mod humor deficiencies, but can be reached on signal at @pogue.76 or email pogue@omg.lol if you'd like to say hi
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @pogue.omg.lol and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and conten t meant to scare or intimidate people.

For example:
• Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed • Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups. • Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.
The following Post was removed:

[edited to remove the text that got the ban hammer and replaced with "BLUESKY MODS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR"]

Your post was classified as a Serious Violation, adding 4 strikes to your account. You now have 4 total strikes. Because you reached 4 strikes, your account has been suspended for 3 days. You will be able to access your account again on 11th Jul, 2026.

If you believe this action was taken in error, you can appeal within 14 days by emailing moderation @blueskyweb.xyz. Please include context about why you believe this decision was incorrect.

Bluesky Moderation Team
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/06/2026
oh, stop it, you
a screenshot showing that user @schizanon.bsky.social has added me to yet another moderation list called "Hates AI Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs Bitcoin GLP1 or VR"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 17/06/2026
bsky on a suspending and banning spree
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/06/2026
well fine then
a screenshot showing 0 chat requests in the new bluesky group chat feature
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 01/06/2026
a gift from the LinkedIn timeline @marisakabas.bsky.social
a linkedin post from Marisa Kabas that reads
"why does everyone

post on linkedin

like this?

are full paragraphs 

not allowed?

can a thought only be

taken seriously if there

are numerous line breaks?"

followed by another post on linkedin from a different user formatted exactly as she is making fun of
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 30/05/2026
I should have used a crazy eyes picture of DeMartino
Anthony DeMartino looking crazy with one eye bloodshot and bulging
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 30/05/2026
tell me I'm wrong
Rod Brind'Amour, coach of the Carolina HurricanesAnthony DeMartino, one of Daria's teachers from the TV show Daria
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 29/05/2026
at this rate, maybe I get my wish 😂🤣
An AI consultant tells Axios one of their clients recently spent half a billion dollars in a single month after failing to put usage limits on Claude licenses for employees
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 28/05/2026
he looks like the ventriloquist dummy from Night of the Living Dummy
cover of the Goosebumps book Night of the Living Dummy by R.L. Stine
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 27/05/2026
the way the timeline lines up sometimes 😂
A screenshot showing two separate posts on the following feed 

ali ❤️⭐ @holojester.bsky.social
true loves piss

Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️
no judgement btw if u love drinking piss i just wanna know
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 22/05/2026
fuck OFF with this shit jfc
screenshot of the top of the screen of the Phone app

Phone
Let a call assistant screen calls for you. Callers will be asked for their name and the reason for their call.
Not now      Turn on
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 21/05/2026
I have proof you were possessed
Screenshot of Gonzo's post that I'm replying to showing that it has 666 likes
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 21/05/2026
I do not want and did not ask for any of this thanks
screenshot of new "features" in the latest update pushed to my phone

What's new in One UI 8.5
Galaxy AI
Transform photos with prompts and image clips
Use the text field in Photo assist to add, change, or remove things in images. You can...
Find out who's calling and why before answering
Let a call assistant screen calls for you. Callers will be asked for their name and the reason f...
Erase anything with ease
Remove photobombers, objects, and more, with Photo assist's advanced AI eraser. It's th...
Broadcast sound to others around you
Broadcast the media you're listening to or broadcast your voice using your phone's mic...
Send calls to Direct voicemail
Let callers record a message when you can't answer and see what they say in real time o...
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 18/05/2026
wtf that's not fucking cool
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/05/2026
I'm considering starting a weekly newsletter for $1/month, but instead of depressing news, it's a compilation of pictures of my cats
TRADE OFFER meme

I get: money to avoid homelessness and starvation
you get: weekly cat photos, my undying gratitude, bragging rights
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 12/05/2026
projects continuing to project
a photo of the same two canvas boards from the quoted post that had been painted iridescent emerald green. black paint has been added to each to create an abstract pattern of circles
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 10/05/2026
Dave Chappelle as Tyrone Biggums meme that reads "y'all got any more of them jobs?"
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 07/05/2026
hey wait
screenshot showing smillz did not in fact subscribe (he is not following me)
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 05/05/2026
nice
a screenshot of the post this is in response to, showing that it has 69 likes. The 69 and heart are circled in red.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 05/05/2026
I love doing stuff like this to mentally unwind
A digital drawing of overlapping squares and rectangles in rainbow colors. Created by filling the page with colors, creating a new layer that is completely filled with black, and then drawing with the eraser, which removes the black revealing the colors below.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/05/2026
projects be projecting all over the place
two small canvas boards with a single layer of iridescent green paint drying on them sitting on a black silicon mat from Holo Taco
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/05/2026
I knew they sounded familiar
Tue, January 27 at 4:54 PM
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Techno-pessimists" moderation list
bsky.app/profile/did:...

Sat January 31 at 11:21 AM
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "my moderation list" moderation list

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/05/2026
😘
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "Wrong about AI/Bitcoin/VR probably other things" moderation list

bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 03/05/2026
URGENT UPDATE
the same tabby cat from the quoted post contorted in a different position, holding her head in her paws, looking at the camera with one eye, with a back leg extended out
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 02/05/2026
we snuggle
Leela, my tabby cat, curled up in a ball and napping on a fluffy white blanket I have draped over me
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/04/2026
this is loser shit. stealing people's work is not okay, and using AI to mass-remove someone's watermarks on their work is fucked up, even if you say it's "just memes"
screenshot of a post from user @sneakyness.com

Nothing funnier than fuckmen getting caremad about their memes getting their watermarks removed.

Since they care so much, I went ahead and scraped all of their other memes and then actually used AI to remove all of the watermarks. You can download a zip of them all here: [redacted because fuck this person]
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/04/2026
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 26/04/2026
for your REMOVED BY AUTHOR needs
screenshot of Kendra's post and the post that was quote posted that the author removed (below)

Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bs... 56m
On CNN SE Cupp saying what we're all feeling: The constant violence against politicians, against media, against everyone is so traumatizing and exhausting to constantly be exposed to and cover.
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 23/04/2026
I haven't gotten anything from ipsy in literally over a decade
screenshot from my email inbox

Sponsored • IPSY.COM
You've Been Selected
Get a personalized Glam Bag with the best in beauty ...
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/04/2026
IMPORTANT UPDATE
the same tabby cat from the original post, Leela, is now curled up sleeping inside a little cave she made in the blanket
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 20/04/2026
comfy
Leela, my brown tabby cat, asleep under a white fluffy blanket on a gray couch
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 15/04/2026
we live in hell
screenshot of an email in my inbox

Sponsored * CBP
Homeland Security Needs You
Protecting America is not just a job. It's a calling. Are y...
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 15/04/2026
a little over two weeks later, there's still some ice but things are really flowing
the same waterfall from the quoted post, no longer frozen solida much closer photo of the same waterfall, I got sprayed a lot to take thisanother photo of the same waterfall that earned me a soggy sweatshirtyet another photo of the same waterfall but from the opposite side, where I got less wet from spray but may or may not have almost soaked one of my chucks when losing my balance
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 11/04/2026
...are hanging out, hooray!
a pair of cool florks in sunglasses
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