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He didn’t want it. Love is a lie, y’all.

Fingers crossed that the love my husband and I share as married life partners lines up in just the right way and we both want Chinese takeout for dinner tonight. 🤞

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 10h

‼️ Very important update: I went to get cereal and realized I was actually super hungry so I made a chicken wrap instead.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 11h

I think it might be a “eat cereal and watch Naruto in my underwear” kind of work from home day.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 19h

Ok, I should put my phone down and go to bed before you all get annoyed and leave.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 19h

I love kangaroos and koalas. I’m marsupi-all about them.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 20h

Grabbing it and pretending to play it like a clarinet while making clarinet sounds with your mouth.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 20h

And you know I’m high and should go to bed because I just spent too long thinking about whether I’d describe applesauce as “wet” or not. Goodnight.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 20h

I’ll be around this weekend, Chicagoomfs.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 21h

What if “All Star” by Smash Mouth was the song that played during the credits of every movie ever? In this essay, I will…

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 22h

We’re watching The Ring 2 and I’ve never seen a child less bothered to be in an obviously haunted bathroom.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Gonna eat a beer and drink a veggie burger.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can host. I’ll even let you use the air fryer if you want.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Planning a group outing to go sit on a big rock and get cooked by the sun for a while, like lizards do. You coming?

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My husband left his sunglasses in my car, so I wore them during my walk today. I look like a cop.

A selfie of me outside wearing black aviator sunglasses

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I forgot that I had like 15 stolen Starbursts in my desk drawer.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should invent an orange that isn’t a pain in the ass to peel.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes I feel like he’s actually a goblin wearing a cat suit.

A black and white cat sitting in a weird way. He’s kind of folded over like a chalupa or a calzone. He’s making a weird face. It’s not a flattering photo.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Good morning ☕️ Every day (at 4am) my cat comes into my room, jumps in my bed, meows softly, purrs and rubs his face on me. My head canon is that he’s coming to say good morning, but deep down I know he just wants me to get up and fill his bowl.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Come tuck me in and give me a forehead kiss, bro. It’ll be funny.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I believe the medical term for my current condition is “hungry for pizza”.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think it’s going to be a slow day at work, so I’ll just leave this here. 👇 ngl.link/calecium11235

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Anonymous messages!

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hey besties. I went to go finish my workday from home so who wants to watch me play BG3 for a while? 👉👌

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Reposting because I’ve been bored today. 😗

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s crazy how good my Adderall is at helping me focus on non-work things.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s a new guy at work and I can tell he’s a nerd (like me) but he also gives off socially anxious vibes (like me) so I doubt either one of us will make an effort to get to know one another, even though I’ve been dying to make a work friend since I started here almost 3 years ago. 💁‍♂️ ✨

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think it’s going to be a slow day at work, so I’ll just leave this here. 👇 ngl.link/calecium11235

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Listen, I hate that it’s Monday but I love that it’s chilly enough for me to break out my favorite sweater.

A bathroom mirror selfie of me wearing a green sweater

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am sick of having to explain to people that it is my right as an American citizen to cackle like a witch whenever I damn well feel like it.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Going out (to the movies)

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Guyyys, it’s chilly and rainy and FALL AF today. 😊🧡

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I got to play D&D tonight for the first time in over a month. 🥰

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Should I do a full series playthrough of the main line Final Fantasy games or nah?

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What if I told you that all I’ve done so far today is play video games and eat Taco Bell?

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If you stay cozy you ain’t gotta get cozy. ✌️

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’d like a heavy amount of ice cream, please.

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Wrap me up like a big, fat burrito bursting with the juiciest adobo chicken and freshly made-in-house guacamole. This post is not sponsored by Chipotle. (Chipotle please sponsor me).

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Cale @calecium.bsky.social · 25/09/2026