Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sometimes I don’t agree with my own posts 811634
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 12/10/2026it’s only confusing if you're paying attention 113262
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ladies, if he doesn’t return his damned grocery cart, he won’t do that thing you like. 38831
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/10/2024I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts. 291004306
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026To the people spreading batshit crazy conspiracy theories: Are actual current events not batshit crazy enough to please you? 312850
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When my dog barks at nothing for no reason I know we were meant to be together. 312826
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Getting fit would increase my sex appeal and that’s a risk I just can’t take. 419675
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Scientists are exploring ways to bring extinct species back to life. I hope they start with customer service representatives. 109323
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 10/10/2026286 days at sea and Pete Hegseth waiting at the pier is the new Scylla and Charybdis 0113
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Am I misremembering or did we used to be against cruel and unusual punishments? 1819738
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I didn’t do well today being nice and tomorrow isn’t looking good either 17724
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Executions are trending. I am sure we can all think of a few suitable candidates to be on the receiving end of this atrocity. 0224
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My happy place is a medically induced coma. 410239
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My favourite party trick is not going. 415356
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So if someone is driving under the speed limit in the left lane of the interstate are they trying to teach me a lesson or are they just an asshole? 3207
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There's still time before the holidays to have a trap door installed in front of your house. 512942
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Mondays are like Godzilla ringing your doorbell. 05824
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There are two wolves inside me. One has irritable bowel syndrome and the other is just cranky. 03712
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Fast and Furious: My Period Cycle 16822
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I blame all of this on the windmills. 913352
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sure, go ahead and make Daylight Savings Time permanent, you fucking idiot. Waking up in the dark seems pretty on brand for this administration. 24610
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Don’t make me clutch my pearls, motherfucker. 618186
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Someone wrote ‘boobs like church bells’ and I'll never write anything better than that 2230184
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Let sleeping dogs lie” is always good advice but vital if you’re hungover. 15420
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Women, if you've never had a man be inappropriate, dangerous and/or illegal with you, good for you. If you have, raise your hand. I'll go first. 🙋 3186
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm reading the millennial version of the Charles Dickens classic, Lowered Expectations. 25033
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.kens5.com/article/life...kens5.com 100
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking I can be funny sometimes is self care 216078
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026More people should be insecure about their shitty personalities than their appearance. 16721
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a filter for my news feed that only shows me stories about good dogs get on that, AI! 13511
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We gave it a shot, but I think a government run entirely by assholes has been a failed experiment. 24911
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alexa, bring me the heads of the current administration! 1338
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I won’t rest until I’ve pleased every last one of you 2418668
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Go go gadget self-sabotage! 413465
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To stay alert while driving on the highway in the rain, I use the have to pee like a motherfucker method. 05221
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Once I figure out how to monetize my sleep deprivation, it's over for you bitches 210848
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026People who think marriage is a deep commitment that’s hard to get out of are obviously too young to remember the Columbia Record and Tape Club. 719468
Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Aced a cognition test today. Guys, it’s not that hard. 13812
Reposted by Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026you killed my vibe. prepare to die 114450
