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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I realize the octo-chicken escaped containment again

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m more qualified to be HHS secretary than RFK jr. and I’m dumb as shit

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We gave it a shot, but I think a government run entirely by assholes has been a failed experiment.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m a good scientist not because I’m right all the time, but because I love being wrong. When I’m wrong, I get to learn something. Beware of anyone who can’t handle being wrong.

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robert j bennett, ceo, results omega @robertjbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

"humans will use these responsibly" no they wont. humans do not use a single goddamn thing responsibly. are you a fucking idiot

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Brought a pen to a sword fight, these chuds won’t know what hit ‘em

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I would vote for a furry president. Who cares.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I agree with president Trump on one thing: gas should be more expensive.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people, medium-rare minds discuss food, size 7 minds discuss clothes, bright minds discuss the sun.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do NOT take an iced coffee to a job interview!!! qualified candidates bring a cooler of gatorade to dump on the interviewer

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Mouth-pipetting phenol to own the libs

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

*someone sneezes* “What is wrong with you”

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BK. Titanji @boghuma.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I’m saying that I would personally mouth-pipette a solution of pure chloroform right now, today, in front of God and the NIH Director and the entire Office of Research Safety, if it meant a young scientist in my department could get a payline above 20%." substack.com/home/post/p-...

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Opinion: I Miss When The NIH Payline Was 40% And We All Mouth-Pipetted Phenol

By Dr. Douglas R. Waverly, Professor Emeritus of Biochemistry, Yale University

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The national strategic liberal tears reserve is running low

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Rooftop dance floor and stage for drag shows

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I propose a Triumphial Arch with a gay sauna on the inside for our patriotic soldiers.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’m cisgender but not in a weird way

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking

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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Twink destroyed with facts and logic

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s unfortunate that I’m cisgender because I love disappointing my dad

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We’ve been trying to get in touch with you about your country’s extended warranty

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Separate art from the artist by breaking into their studio and stealing their art.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Asking straight couples which one is the bottom

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens

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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Yeah I use peptides. Peptides derived from digesting proteins in the food I eat *air horn noises*

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

For a small $70 upgrade, Frontier Airlines will allow you to sit inside the plane.

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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 06/09/2026

I ain't see no Democrat execute civilians in the streets of Minnesota, issue coins with their own likenesses, destroy structures in the U.S. Capitol, shut down the refugee admissions system to non-whites, prevent international students from getting internships, or destroy federal research funding

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One time I seduced a guy by eating a big sandwich really fast

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If I’m eating at a restaurant and I see they’ve used AI pictures of their food, I will go to the hospital to get my stomach pumped.

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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

They should make a social network where it’s against the rules to post

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I await the day every shitbird centrist who throws LGBTQ people under the bus is driven from office.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

This machine defeats fascists in the marketplace of ideas

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

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En Buen Ora @enbuenora.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

There absolutely is a real, and very well-funded & resourced, global reactionary anti-modernist movement, as part of or in close orbit with, a global neo-neofascist movement. And destroying public health is a priority, as the very notion of a common commitment to one's fellows is a barrier to this.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

It should cost 25 cents to post

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I’ve known a few people before and after their gender transitions and the thing I’ve noticed is how much more they smile.

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Bénédicte C @benecal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Really interesting Table from @philippmarkolin.eurosky.social about how well the two COVID-19 originhypotheses explain the evidence we already? There are a lot more pieces of evidence the lab leak hypothesis CANNOT explain that the zoonotic one can. www.protagonist-science.com/p/biased-med...

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Conservatives seem to want one set of impossibly high standards of evidence for fields like climate science and vaccine safety, and another, lower set of standards for conservative ideas like eugenics and “race science”.

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So-called scientist @evan-tuality.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Pleased to announce I will be leading the department of Phrenology at Harvard University. Interested applicants, please send along your skull measurements.

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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This administration is gonna break new ground in food contamination. The eggs have melancholy. The apples are haunted

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