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Haplo

@haplo.bsky.social
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PRONOUNS: they, þey NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post pfp: headshot cartoon banner: purple space blobs

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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15h
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 7h
talk about nominative determinism
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 6h
who else up being spammed by FEC-deadline-prompted fundraising texts?
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 7h
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 7h
oh my god this is fucking horrifying. they lethally injected her twice and she didn't die and now they're trying to save her so they can presumably.... try again? I ran out of words for the barbaric horror with the Alabama gas executions but somehow TN is inventing new nightmare torture
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Fazia Rizvi @faziarizvi.bsky.social · 12h
This nurse was a hero in the face of fascism and racists persecution, and hopefully someday we'll be able to see that in clear and unequivocal language. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Nurse charged with helping man in hospital escape from ICE custody
FBI accuses Chloe Freeman of federal misdemeanor in case of undocumented Mexican migrant arrested in Michigan
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 12h
fun that the choice here is basically Holodomor v Holocaust and both should result in Musk never seeing daylight again.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the coolest girl around and I want to be her friend so bad
Girl Scouts a profile pic of a bb goth in a Girl Scout vestgirlscouts What happens when a pet owner doesn't have the information they need to properly care for a reptile?
Gold Award Girl Scout Sicilia saw how a lack of education could impact reptiles and local ecosystems, so she took action. For her #gsGoldAward project, she created educational videos focused on proper bearded dragon care and shared what she learned with younger Girl Scouts through presentations on responsible pet ownership.
By making reliable care information more accessible, Sicilia created a resource that can continue helping reptile owners make informed choices long after her project. *t
Via: @girlscoutssierranevada
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
have I sung the praises of jury nullification lately?
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Steve Fartlow @stevefartlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good Place meme edited to read:

“THIRD WAY figured it out? THIRD WAY ?"
"This is a real low point.
Yeah, this one hurts."
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Forrest @dunots.voidsent.com · 29/09/2026
I say it often but so much of this feels like epistemic collapse Some number of actors found that not just lying but undermining the idea of truth and reality generally helped them and now we live in a world where there's little reason not to just pretend your preferred reality is true Until.
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Harsha Walia @harshawalia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If we are serious about dismantling patriarchy and rape culture, we would stop calling it Cornell 7. It's the Cornell 57. Passive bystanders are a pillar of misogyny. Men must actively intervene in shifting social norms & refuse to participate in rape *culture* Its the Cornell 57, not Cornell 7.
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Dan Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh the faculty lounge? Where the aloof, lazy profs are planning how to spend their millions on indoctrinating your kid? Is that the same lounge where we've been collecting water in a trash can for months because they haven't fixed the pipe
The drop ceiling has a black
Garbage bag hanging down from it, with a hose leading to a yellow trash can
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 29/09/2026
in the immortal words of President Khatami:
iranian president khatami on CNN saying most americans have read alexis de tocqueville
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Until this morning I wasn’t aware that the Cornell rapists had all been named but I did know they were all white by the way conservatives rallied to defend them. Were they immigrants their guilt would have been assumed from the beginning and used as evidence to back further deportations
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Manisha Sinha @profmsinha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Academic here, yeah I know it’s September still!
Tintin cartoon
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Optimization cannot be the goal for all aspects of life, and in some cases, seeking optimization destroys the underlying purpose of the experience. This is the story of education where the efficient transaction of credentialing has subsumed the experiences of learning.
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John Warner @biblioracle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Brian Johnston guy who puts a blood pressure cuff on his junk to measure his night wood is the apotheosis of optimization. He’s destroyed his gut and seems to derive no enjoyment of the experiences of life. The more these companies push people toward optimization, the more they’ll rebel.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The timing on this ruling, as we are all learning more about the assault perpetrated by young men at Cornell, is just impeccable
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Nicole Bedera @nbedera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The main reason you haven’t heard about campus sexual violence in a few years is because Trump and SCOTUS have made it much, much harder for survivors to come forward. You might vaguely remember that Title IX was a big battleground in his first term. And that we lost.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026
out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck
cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 27/09/2026
secretary of damnatio memoriae, many people are crying out for it
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Tikaka @tikaka.art · 26/09/2026
Every click a wonder! #kobold #oc:Torkku
Three panel comic of my koboldsona Torkku.
Text reads "me on my puter"
Torkku squinting at a monitor "oh? An adult content label? Show your secrets!" As it clicks with the mouse.
Middle panel Torkku just going "ooh!"
Last panel Torkku looks into camera "that is a penis!"
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
obviously statler and waldorf explored each other's bodies. but did they roast one another the entire time
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fucko
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I value ProPublica's journalism a lot. This is an important story. And, at the same time, I have a hard time understanding how management can justify a cost like this for a single story when they fought their workers' union for years over raises that kept up with the cost of living.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A football player says "glad you're here in the USA for football season, Junji Ito. Let me show you how to throw a perfect spiral." The football plater throws the ball. Ito is mesmerized. Spirals appear in his eyes and he sweats profusely. We zoom in on his face in an extreme closeup as the intensity of his terror increases.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
get you a man who looks at you like
The sweetest loving gaze coming from a dachshund whose ears are being scratched. He's a black and brown long-haired dachshund with a graying snout, lying on a beige blanket, and his head is partially cradled in my hand.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My neighbor told me Iran keeps blowing up US equipment in the region so I asked how much equipment the US has and he said he just resupplies from other overseas US bases afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding US equipment to Iran and then his voting base started crying.
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
showing up to a job interview with a durian.
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Scott @smadin.net · 25/09/2026
Another question: is there anyone on here who frequented the Friendly Toast in Kendall Square 10+ years ago, and remembers what was in their "The Naked & the Dead" cocktail?
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
[image of saw gerrera]

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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JT Scott @jtforward2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My favorite* part of all this was his defense: "of COURSE i told a violent dealer where his target was so he could chop dude up with a machete and then covered it up... thats standard cop stuff that everyone else does too! I only got charged b/c the Chief/Mayor doesn't like me, it's retaliation"
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so i’m on the train this morning and a guy gets on with a little dog and pops open a tiny folding chair and THE DOG SITS IN IT
a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel close-up of the previous photo of a small grey folding canvas chair with a fluffy off-white dog curled up in it like a perfect lil angel
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I really do need to read some things in the crossover of gender- and disability justice
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
used to hang out at this bar whose other regulars were mostly straight middle aged men and my god their drama. most of em were banned for pissing on the floor or stealing fistfuls of cash from the register. for some reason no one acted like it was a referendum on straightness maleness or ‘the left’
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t know why, but something about the one-two punch here strikes me as morbidly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way.
An engineer on the Claude AI subreddit explains his frustrations with artificial intelligence’s impact on his job  Claude responds with the most AI summary to ever AI summary
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Silver Snep 🌈❄️🐆 @snepstuffs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Paws up if you wanna scare Tommy Tuberville >:3c
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
opps loooooovvvvveeeeee to bait people with freaks to point and laugh at we *just* got past Talarico's "genetic abnormality" phrasing & the negatively-framed "become dysgenic" socialism conference clip, do we have to go straight into the lesbian bar masking discussion
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