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PRONOUNS: they, þey NOUNS: nerd, burner, artist, crafter, chatter, unionist, leftist?, elder ADJECTIVES: white, queer, neurodivergent, exvangelical VERBS: hyperfocus, make, protest, mask, post pfp: headshot cartoon banner: purple space blobs

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h
Trump's suit appears to be part of Jos. A. Bank's Traveler line. The suit is listed as having been made abroad using a wool-polyester-spandex blend. The company describes it as having the "ultimate stretch" and was designed to minimize body odor.
Trump wearing a blue suit on stage. He is flashing his jacket open, such that you can see the interior labels. One label says Jos. A. Bank. A product shot from Jos. A. Bank's website. This is from the Traveler line. It appears to match the label in Trump's suit. A photo from the product page touts that the suit is made from a new "fabric technology" that has "ultimate stretch performance" and "anti-microbial/ reduce moisture and odor" qualities. There is a photo of a man wearing the suit. From the product page: "Product Details & Care
Stay comfortable and confident with this Traveler® Collection suit separates jacket, powered by innovative 37.5 © technology. Designed to maintain your body's ideal microclimate, the fabric removes moisture at the vapor stage to keep you dry before sweat even forms. Plus, 37.5 helps absorb and trap odor molecules, keeping you fresh and ready for every occasion. Offering maximum mobility with built-in stretch, this jacket moves effortlessly with you throughout your day. As part of the suit separates collection, it allows you to customize your fit by selecting jacket, vest, and pant sizes individually, ensuring a tailored look that's perfect for you.
Traditional Fit
Two button
Natural stretch fabric
Water- and stain-resistant
Performance stretch lining
66% wool, 30% 37.5 polyester, 4% spandex
Dry clean only
Imported

Shipping and returns
Get free standard shipping on orders over $50, or enjoy it on every purchase, no minimum by joining our Bank Account Rewards® program—join for free and never pay for standard shipping again! See our Shipping Policy for more details.
Shop worry-free knowing returns are free on every purchase. Return within 90 days from original date of purchase at any Jos. A. Bank store or by mail at no cost. See our Return Policy for more details."
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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 8h
new rule: if a university denied someone tenure, or let them go because it canceled their classes, or has shut down the department or program they used to teach in, that university's PR department forfeits the right to put out a celebratory statement when that person wins a Nobel
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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 16h
New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854
Taxing Entrepreneurial Wealth: Evidence from
Norway, 2021-2025
Marius A. K. Ring
WORKING PAPER 35854|
DOl 10.3386/w35854
ISSUE DATE October 2026
Whether imposing higher taxes on business owners adversely affects business activity by constraining investment and inducing capitalist flight is a central question in the ongoing debate on how to tax the ultra wealthy. To shed new light, I exploit a series of related Norwegian reforms during 2021-2024 that increased dividend tax rates, removed migration-related capital gains tax loopholes, and nearly doubled the effective marginal tax rate on business wealth. These reforms spurred international debate and, allegedly, an "exodus" of Norwegian billionaires (Financial Times,
2023). While I document clear effects on migration, these responses are concentrated among the top 0.1% of the wealth distribution and mostly confined to 2022 and 2023. My results indicate that at most 100 individuals left due to the reforms. I find no evidence of significant outmigration or reduced inflows of startup founders or inventors. I estimate that absent any outmigration, wealth tax revenues would have increased by 75% from 2021 to 2024. Reform-driven outmigration lowers the revenue gain to 71.5%. My findings further show that outmigrating owners' firms remain economically active and do not reduce investment. In a broader set of analyses, I examine whether business outcomes are affected, regardless of whether owners outmigrate, since firms may reduce investment both due to liquidity constraints or distortions to owners' savings decisions. I compare firms owned by Norwegian individuals subject to the wealth tax with firms owned by foreigners and other tax-exempt entities. By merging historical ownership data from Orbis with the Norwegian shareholder register, I perform these analyses on both Norwegian and foreign-domiciled firms.
Across settings, I find no evidence that Norwegian-owned firms pay out more dividends or invest less after the reforms,…
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 17h
wild to be living in a world with live-streamed state executions and legal daylight kidnappings, but every time you turn around some loser is saying, hey man, what if art were completely frictionless? what if we killed even the possibility of human connection??
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/10/2026
apropos of nothing in particular remember when the NYPD kidnapped and publicly threatened de Blasio’s daughter
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🚲🕸️𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖘🕸️🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We are witnessing levels of passive voice cop language unprecedented in modern times
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Governments around the world have openly declared war on queer people in general and queer youth in specific, but yes, what's causing the decline in identification "is unclear." You can be arrested for being the wrong kind of queer or needing the wrong kind of health care, but it's "unclear."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sending love and solidarity to all the mathematicians and math grad students whose days were ruined today.
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Circle 2020 ‧ Reality ‧ 7 seasons
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 06/10/2026
The Onion newspaper cover from October 22, 1929: 

Stock Market Invincible
'Buy, Buy, Buy!' Experts Advise
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
From 20 years in the future: get tested for ADHD
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
artisanal cold cheese
youtu.be
Gordon Ramsay's Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich | Ramsay Around the World
YouTube video by Gordon Ramsay
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The GOP is the party of rapists and rape apologists and pedophiles and pedophile defenders. These are true statements that are not on every Dem mailer and radio and TV ad but should be.
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Abolish ICE. Fire them all. Prosecute their crimes. Start with prosecuting the crimes first and work your way backward if that makes you more comfortable. But we cannot live in a country with this level of elite impunity.
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes, silence is an option
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why are we not allowed to judge the character of the voters who want this?
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Kevin @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
god (D-KS) and (D-TX) are going to hit so fucking hard
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
fortune.com
Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Before Stonehenge was raised, before Egypts first pyramid broke ground,before the Nazca people drew their famous lines across the Peruvian desert,someone in what is now southern Arizona shaped a 272-foot fish into the earth On April 23,2026,"a border-wall contractor drove heavy equipment across it"
gadgetreview.com
Trump's Border Wall Construction Destroys 6,500-Year-Old Arizona Geoglyph – Older Than Stonehenge
Arizona's 6,500-year-old Las Playas Intaglio, the oldest dated geoglyph in the Americas, was irreparably damaged by border wall construction in April 2026.
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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BAKED GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Happy October 3rd. On Wednesdays we burn down our family home and join the military
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sure they're just illegally cutting lawfully appropriated funding to vital science research and stuff but at least we are getting weird television ads where an insanely racist old man says something about globalists for that money instead
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have had many complicated and unpleasant thoughts about current events, my own life, etc, etc that I needed to work through in privacy or with a trusted friend, and that's how you need to handle that shit!
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
so often the stupid personal essay de jure is a flagrant case of "that's an inside thought, mama. that's for your journal"
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𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩 @404evr.com · 03/10/2026
Nahhh they'll probably be fine. ʅ(ツ)ʃ They could be fine.
Tryptech meme showing the generational static in interpreting William Gibson's opening line in the cyberpunk catalyst Neuromancer; "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel."
1985 - city skyline with a black & white snow behind it
2005 - city skyline with a deep prime blue sky (analog to digital conversion)
2025 - city skyline with a smartTV's sleep/idle screen showing an obnoxious tile grid with every vulturous streaming company's logo polluting the sky
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Mike Hixenbaugh @mikehixenbaugh.com · 02/10/2026
Scoop: At a secret meeting this summer, an aide to Stephen Miller laid out Trump administration's plan to make it easier for states to round up and institutionalize mentally ill homeless people — by pushing a drastic policy change that would weaken the rights of millions of disabled Americans.
nbcnews.com
How Trump’s homelessness crackdown became a sweeping retreat from disability rights
After issuing a memo making it easier to institutionalize homeless people, the Justice Department began abandoning cases protecting disabled people’s right to live in the community.
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VOID VOID VOID @burnyourbones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
keep thinking about "personalised" books/art made by AI and remembering James Baldwin's quote "you think your pain and heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read" these AI bros are deliberately doing a psyop on themselves to cauterise their capacity for empathy
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Popcornbender Spatch @spatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the bible
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bryan Danielson returns to WHAT
Caption of video is cutoff so it says "Bryan Danielson returns to the ring to j o i"
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not the least bit surprising but still extremely grim to read. time.com/article/2026...
Since returning to office, Trump has marveled at AI’s capabilities. He is increasingly in thrall to the tech executives courting him. In December 2025, Elon Musk returned to the Oval Office for a clandestine meeting. Trump spent hours asking Grok, Musk’s AI chatbot, questions about his presidency and legacy, according to an official present. At the time, Trump was ordering missile strikes against Venezuelan boats he alleged were smuggling drugs into the U.S. He asked Grok how Venezuelans would react if the U.S. captured Maduro. According to the official present, the chatbot responded that Maduro was a repressive and deeply unpopular dictator and that many Venezuelans would likely celebrate his downfall. After Trump ordered the mission to seize Maduro, the following month, celebrations broke out in the streets. Trump, according to officials, came away thinking Grok was ingenious.
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
is this good?
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Abbie W. @librarianmouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For those who want it in the original
Charles Darwin's writing, which says "But I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody & everything"
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phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org · 02/10/2026
He's just like me, for real
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
home, safe, implementing food and cat and drugs protocols
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sobbing! in the Zipcar
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well guys we couldn't make anyone hate beefcake dummy Hasan, let's see if we can make people hate the insanely popular lady in the pink shirt and jumper that teaches kids to read
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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Dr Inigo Purcell @inigopurcell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also, this is making me feel sad about social media now because I feel like it's very much a "confide this thought to someone you trust and who loves and cares about you" thought, not a "put on socials to be picked over by people seeking to dunk" thought.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
like its okay to have intrusive thoughts and its even okay to have intrusive thoughts that make you feel morally gross and sticky in a way beyond just "oh wow i cant believe i thought i should kick that baby" but please for the love of god dont tweet them out
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
let's goooooo, another one in the "posts to send to my therapist" pile
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was too busy noticing that your post was at the top of a refresh and thus I looked weird for responding in all caps 15 seconds after you posted that I merged a&b together and didn't notice that meant I was agreeing on a&c
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Haplo @haplo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
EXACTLY THE SAME ON BOTH POINTS
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is not permitted to request jury nullification during a trial but it is permissible to discuss it abstractly. Jury nullification is the synthesis of two rules. First, the prosecution cannot appeal a jury verdict of not guilty. Second, a jury issuing a verdict of not guilty need not explain itself
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DJ Plague Mouse 💎🐁 @rhinestonemice.wtf · 01/10/2026
“Most people are recognizing the Globe’s exploitative reporting for what it is: a tabloid hit piece on the LGBTQ+ and disabled community. Lesbians and queer people continue to persevere, do the work and protect their own community when the rest of the world has abandoned and turned against them.“
csindie.com
The Boston Globe Last Ditch lesbian bar story is weird - Cambridge | Somerville Independent
So weird! The Boston Globe spent a week hyperfocusing on a tiny lesbian bar in the middle of the woods in Greenfield, the Last Ditch.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty in the US is obviously barbaric because it has never been applied to a president or supreme Court justice. Just based on that you can tell it's very clearly not motivated by severity of crimes or any kind of reasonable justice.
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