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Bree (half of Kit Rocha)

@mostlybree.kitrocha.com
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Author of bestselling sexy book as Kit Rocha. Rep'd by Sarah Younger at NYLA. Hiding in the Alabama woods. #TeamADHD Book Stuff: linktr.ee/kitrocha Enable Chaos: amzn.to/4gCqcOD

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12m
Currently braving the Anthropic settlement call line on behalf of all self-published cowriters and y'all. 😂 These ladies are very nice but this system is a HOT STEAMING MESS and we are all due restitution for the stress
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 11h
one of the weird bits of trivia about me is that I belonged to a co-ed non-greek business fraternity when I first hit college (they gave me a scholarship to live in the house for free???) so my only college experience was living in a faux-frat house full of odd nerds who really liked Roberts Rules
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12h
sometimes when I rage dial Britt's voicemail at 2 am I'm like "LISTEN I KNOW TUBERVILLE IS AN IDIOT AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT SNAP IS BUT YOU DO, I KNOW YOU DO, HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF" because she really is my smart senator 😭
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Jay’s Art Corner @jaysartcorner.bsky.social · 12h
And the furry sixth ranger.
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Hex | Cryptic Crits @crypticcrits.northsky.social · 12h
sound off in the comments I'm the chaos crafter
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12h
there has never been a better time to be on the Political Sickos website that is also the Sports Website
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13h
Oh wait, I almost forgot: We are doing this to benefit the Young Center. There is a reason I am willing to push my feet into throbbing zone and it's because (a) I really want to beat my husband goddammit and (b) because kids deserve counsel in immigration proceedings. runsignup.com/courtneymila...
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Waymakers Virtual Mileage Challenge
👟 Challenge Overview Throughout September 2026, the Young Center for Immigrant Children’s Rights will host its 6th Annual Waymakers Mileage Challenge to celebrate 20 years of advocating for the right...
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 16h
HEY ALABAAAAMA
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 16h
I just read an ARC of book... 20 something?? And the heroine is an antagonist who was introduced in like... 2008 or 2009 or something and has been on a slow journey of not wanting to randomly do evil An 18 year payoff is better than drugs. 😂
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 16h
I am finally getting the hang of this!
3 birria tacos I made with tortillas soaked in the BIRRIA JUICES (I ain't googling how to spell the fancy word for that) and then assembled in a pan so they've got melty Oaxaca cheese and jalapeños and onions and cilantro and meat!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17h
btw I got sidetracked by a few weeks of audiobooks but I'm back at reading this and SPEAKING OF ALYSSA COLE I would also take literally any of her thrillers as a movie.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17h
17 seasons and a movie
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Dag. @3fecta.bsky.social · 17h
Tired: Lobsters with drawn butter. Wired: drawing lobsters I might check that one out. Sounds fun.
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k8s.bsky.social @k8s.bsky.social · 17h
The t-shirts and other merch we could have stating what we do on each day of the week!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17h
I mean listen if hollywood wants to call I will pick up. LOL I feel like Dani is a vibe everyone could use headed into 2028.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17h
OH I BURIED THE LEDE. She wrote him a bunch of letters and then some guy shows up having read her letters and is like "hey I'm here I didn't die after all" and she can't tell everyone she made it all up so now she has a fiancé, whoops. LOL
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 17h
Also because I know I have a lot of people over here who follow me but are not necessarily part of romance, I want to tell everyone that Tessa Dare writes more neurodivergent characters than you can shake a stick at. They're rarely diagnosed on page because of the time period but they're amazing.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 18h
JUST IMAGINE A SPINDLE COVE SERIES MY GOD a seaside town full of unmarriable ladies who are there to literally just hide from having to talk to men gets invaded by a militia full of dudes who are all conveniently Hot Weirdos and there are dinosaur bones & shooting and absolute chaos!!!!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 18h
*gently pinching bridge of nose*
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 19h
okay so I got this because of the glam kitchen lady who was making guacamole with it but it turns out that now that I have a garden this is my favorite tool in my kitchen and I use it every day idek where the other parts are I just dice everything all the time. LOL link.amazon/B01ep2Kou
the fullstar chop wizard box that basically  just has a place you put food on top of a grid of cutting blades and then you smash down the top and it dices it
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 19h
ALWAYS LOL
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 19h
me blocking people on this site
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Bored Now
Alt: Evil Willow saying "bored now"
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 19h
I have definitely reframed this in my head because of my lack of object permanence. If I block someone I will forget they existed within like 37 seconds but it has become clear they will often die mad about it. Forgetting they were ever there is the true flex, I win every time. lol
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 20h
People might think I'm joking but I really do allow myself exactly one (1) confrontational quote post per quarter because I think that MOST OF THE TIME it is an antisocial and counterproductive way to fight with folks. That said, Micah's second post in this thread also stands. Sometimes you get hit
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I have tried to be incredibly real with myself and everyone that even a blue wave of epic proportions doesn't mean much is better. My entire hopes for the next two years are to stop the worst bleeding and to put the fear of consequences in every fucking heart--including Dems who feel forgiving.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
this is truly the neurodivergant xennial website
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
THEY ARE MAKING ME TOUCH DIRT 😂😭😂😭😭😭
By plastic tub and two grow bags that used to have tomatoes and are about to have broccoli A big plastic bin where I dumped my grow bag soil so I could mix in new things for the fall plants
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
If Third Way got there before you did, you should feel bad.
The "Jason Figured it Out" meme except instead of Jason, it's Third Way
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I AM SO JEALOUS!! IF YOU VOTE POST A PIC SO WE CAN LIVE VICARIOUSLY!
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Megan Odett @megan2wheels.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought all 5 seasons to stream ($20 on the evil jungle site right now!) & the hype is real. This is a delightful, unhinged, emotionally aware, queer-friendly, joy-centering space-pew-pew show. I'm so glad @mostlybree.kitrocha.com and others kept it bubbling in my consciousness long enough to buy.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I still can't get fiber but there are 3 potential data centers triangulating around me.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
As soon as Snapmaker starts approving my uploads, I will share my color-mixing witchery with the world! I even made a printable cheat sheet so you can see exactly what you're working with and have NUMBERS so you can pick the right color. (4 is my black, it's not in any of my combos. just CMY!)
my slicer showing a little rectangle I made with squares 1 - 3 for my magenta, yellow, and blue, and then squares 5 - 19 for all the rainbow colors I made by mixing various amounts of them. 4 is not there because 4 is my black.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
I think the thing I resent most about what the tech overlords have done to the internet is that I planted a fucking garden. you literally made the internet so stressful I went outside and touched grass. i will never forgive you
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
Funny story about the mystery peppers that were growing where I thought I planted my cornitos. They're my cornitos. 😂 They just hadn't turned red/orange so I was like "WHAT ON EARTH ARE THESE" because they're longer than I expected. lolol
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 29/09/2026
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The Office: It's Happening!
Alt: The Office: It's Happening!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/09/2026
OH HEY! So this was not really a secret (newletter subscribers knew!) but also it wasn't on her website before this so I was not really shouting it out, but two of my favorite recent reads were my RIDE OR DIE Kelley Armstrong writing under a fantasy/historical PNR penname and WHEEE
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Witch of the Wolves
Witch of the Wolves – book 1 When a powerful witch discovers she’s the daughter of an Alpha werewolf and is taken by his Pack, she’s determined to break free all the while denying her attraction to he...
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/09/2026
and some day my loves we will talk about all the ADHD authors trying to live on the internet with RSD and not understanding why dodging reviews like it is your WHOLE JOB is vital to emotional stability lololcry what a weird career we all picked
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/09/2026
I assume everyone who follows me knows who Ashley is because I mean HOW COULD YOU NOT but if you just arrived, she spends untold hours organizing to protect people being targeted by ICE and abandoned by their politicians, and any quarters we can shake out of the couch can help her heal in peace
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/09/2026
So I am not in tech anymore and my last barometer for Sexism In the Industry was like... 2009. But the past week of reading shit has been appalling and honestly, has it just been getting worse instead of better this whole time or is this some abrupt masks off left turn?
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 28/09/2026
Social media is weird because if you give people a good feeling they will be overfamiliar with you, and if you do not do that they treat you like a human yelp page
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 28/09/2026
Omg I have to watch
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
Oh OUCH
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
He's back. lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpAH...
my new friend Harry the Stats Guy on CNN grimacing at the camera while holding a giant stuffed turkey
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
My latest snapmaker adventure. I am finding myself frustrated because when it slices, some of the colors get off sequence and you can see a couple of the squares are not quite the right color... but on the whole this is still sorcery since the entire rainbow is made from CMY colors I mixed!
a coaster with a rainbow spiral pattern made out of squares. Each row of squares spirals towards the center as it gets smaller. I have made 19 variations going from pink to orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple!
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
okay I'm finally doing it. just the 50g samples, but I need to see all of @protopasta.bsky.social's new colors. and as a reminder, they donated a TON of filament to help print whistles, so they're not just glitter filament, they're also pretty cool people.
a bi-monthly subscription to get samples of 6 protopasta colors so I can always know what the new colors are
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
Pretty much what I was trying to say last week. I had to mute one thread I was in because folks kept showing up to parse things like when it is ok to sleep with an employee and how much drugs is an ok number of drugs for a stranger to be on and still pretend consent is real.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
Yeah I feel like important context is that I grew up mostly out of radio range. 😂 At least my first formative years. I think we had one or two we could pick up? And PBS.
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
yes correct lolol
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026
I 100% got Kate Bushed by Stranger Things. I thiiiink I was vaguely familiar with the song but I'd never put it on a playlist before. LOL
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