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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

The highest love language is obviously buying someone else a delivery pizza.

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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

If someone says ‘no offense’ you can guardamntee you will be

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

Making 67 hand gestures with my kids like it's 1999 & I'm putting the shape of an L on my forehead.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

They need a doorbell that sounds like a threatening dog growling and it makes solicitors piss themselves.

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday

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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

My corporeal form exists merely to be a Museum of Fuckery.

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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Little known fact: there are actually 51 ways to leave your lover, bc you can just call and break up with them.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

me: is that a new coverup? her: this thing? i've had it forever. me: so it's the same old sarong her:

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

When there is no "lol" at the end of your sentence, then I am not sure if it was sarcastic lol

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

We are all of us the 52-hertz whale, singing our weird song whether we are heard or not

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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I guess “do you eat your mom‘s pussy out with that mouth?” wasn’t the right phrase to use for that foul language he used.

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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

I woke up alive. Again! I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life. I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude. 🙏☕️🙏

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 07/02/2024

Last time I stopped to think something through some beavers built a dam around me.

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Do you ever hear about someone's shitty upbringing and want to go back in time and throat punch every single person who hurt them because, despite it all, they're an incredible person and didn't deserve that?

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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I just got back from Dubai, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal...

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Hello! Is it me you're looking for? *my sanity, probably

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I'm not everyone's dose of microplastics.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Alexa, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs

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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

If she's surprised a beaver can take two carrots, imagine what she'd do if she found out what two girls can do with one cup.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

If you show up at my door without an invitation I may pretend I am not at home.

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Judge: and how would you like to plea Me: not guilty by reason of that was the old me your honor

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

me: how about a little nutmeg? meg:

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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

🎶I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... 🎶 Wait, cum counts, right?

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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Mrs. Claus comes in January because Santa used all his Ho's on Christmas.

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Didn’t realize I was using Oil of Olay hydrating cream until my balls started taking on a youthful glow.

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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Eating my fortune cookie before my entree

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

You probably know me better by my dj name - IB Profen.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

the moon saw its shadow ushering in six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder

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dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Skeet out with your meat out. Is this anything?

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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Also.. I need a goat. That’s it. Happy goat, happy life.

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Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Shh guys I’m trying to be a more respectable account over here but y’all keep telling such good dirty jokes.

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blondii✌🏼 @savageblondii.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

If you don’t find farts funny then you’re a loser

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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

my sources live in my butthole if you’re doing an investigation

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I'd sip hot cocoa with some of you

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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I wonder what it's like being attractive and getting whatever the hell you want

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Melissa @justamomnamedmm.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

When I see something I like about another person, I tell them. You never know; they might be having a really bad day. Your compliment may be the only kindness they witness that day.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 24/02/2024

This day in history. 1660. Charles XI became king of Sweden. He was the fifth king of Sweden named Charles. Swedes are good at pop music, closet design, and meatballs; not math.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 10/02/2024

When she tucks you into bed she’s Katie Saygoodnightpussy

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Remake of RENT where all the characters just have eczema.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12/01/2024

*mutes “Stanley”* Sorry Mr Roper jokes…

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