Sign in

Canadia

@canadaslady.bsky.social
4.5K followers 1.9K following 1.5K posts

Here to smile & hopefully help you smile. 😘

PostsRepliesMedia
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
She’s still dancing.
1260
Reposted by Canadia
Karen Benjamin Guzzo @karenguzzo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Thanks to the OBBB, Amazon’s tax bill for 2025 is $1.2 billion, down from $9 billion the year before despite a 45% jump in profits.
politico.com
Amazon's tax bill plunges after GOP tax cuts
The 87 percent drop is largely due to a more generous depreciation break in the 'One Big Beautiful Bill Act.'
1061602878
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
When I am mentally unwell I wish so badly I had never gotten married or had children or tied anyone else to my sphere of despair.
390
Reposted by Canadia
Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/01/2025
Why did we get the one apocalypse where everybody still gotta have a job
171298313
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My strength and growth offending you is why we no longer speak.
092
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Maybe this is just the crescendo and the song is almost over.
080
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Don’t worry about words, remember you’re a witch.
051
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Enjoying the regulated nervous system of someone who walked away from disaster.
060
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Perpetual victims can never be saved.
150
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
If they ever say they definitely aren’t stalking someone always know that they definitely are.
030
Reposted by Canadia
Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic
1020248
Reposted by Canadia
Toxic Rogs Pumpkin @stev.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Putting little Santa hats on me cock n both balls
6579
Reposted by Canadia
NotTheRealTracey @nottherealtracey.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I have never seen this country more divided by hate. It starts at the highest office in the country and trickles down like poison.
49616
Reposted by Canadia
Conspiratorial templates @mynamehear.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Kinda gotta hand it to MAGA. They aren't about to let statistics, real-world evidence, forensic evidence, eyewitness testimony, police reports, sworn affidavits, economic data, basic scientific laws, or reality get in the way of whatever ridiculous bullshit they want to believe.
76419
Reposted by Canadia
Midge @midge.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in
Photo of a collection of icicles that have formed outside a window that look like a creature or a ghost or a demon idk it’s got a nice ass tho
513832945
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
With some people there is no burying the hatchet, it will always get dug back up.
040
Reposted by Canadia
dr mo and mr normal @redactedquirk.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
a lot of people don't know that the original harry potter manuscript was scrawled on the walls of a public bathroom while jkr hunched in the corner sniffing sharpies and screeching at everyone who entered to show her their labia
437322
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I didn’t make you fall for me, I’m just completely loveable to everyone.
190
Reposted by Canadia
Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Just in time for festivus
6753768512
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Opens email. Reads ‘no action is required on your part’. Deletes email.
040
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Tell her she’s overreacting. That’ll fix things.
040
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
When you’re pretty sure their therapist they always bring up as th expert opinion is just chat gbt…
152
Reposted by Canadia
Stephen Boisvert 🇨🇦 🟦⭐⭐⭐⭐🟦 @srboisvert.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Some days the multivitamin just wants to go down sideways.
161
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Watching DARVO play out in real time when you now know what DARVO is, is kinda fun, you can predict what they’ll say next & get to be right 100% of the time.
020
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
You’re trying to get me to see your point but all I see is how much you hate women.
010
Reposted by Canadia
tlynn71.bsky.social @tlynn71.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Proof that too many people are so uneducated on how basic services work. The us needs to really address the lack of factual information and knowledge of the world in which you live in. This is beyond shocking.
0114
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Don’t worry I haven’t quit.
0120
Reposted by Canadia
aaron @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 01/12/2025
the aztec empire didn't have a single cheesecake factory
271
Reposted by Canadia
Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
9358108
Reposted by Canadia
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
521749
Reposted by Canadia
Steven Guilbeault @stevenguilbeault.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This afternoon, I informed the Prime Minister of my decision to resign as Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture, Minister responsible for Official Languages, Minister of Nature and Parks Canada, as well as his Lieutenant in Quebec. You can find my full statement below.
1751084310
Reposted by Canadia
DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
111148
Reposted by Canadia
andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/10/2025
The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
1042492
Reposted by Canadia
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This wedding could have been an email.
518063
Reposted by Canadia
Adam Isacson @adamisacson.com · 22/10/2025
34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death. adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
Known Lethal U.S. Attacks on Civilian Vessels in the Caribbean
Total reported killed: 34 people
Notification Date	Number Reported Killed	Approximate Location	Notification URL
September 2, 2025	11	“in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility” (later revealed as between Sucre, Venezuela and Trinidad and Tobago)	View
September 15, 2025	3	
“in International Waters… in the SOUTHCOM area of responsibility”; Colombian president claimed it was a fishing boat in Colombian waters	View
September 19, 2025	3	“in international waters… in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility” near the Dominican Republic	View
October 3, 2025	4	“in international waters just off the coast of Venezuela”	View
October 14, 2025	6	“in International Waters… just off the Coast of Venezuela”	View
October 16, 2025	2; 2 reported survivors	“in the Caribbean”	View
October 17, 2025	3	“in the USSOUTHCOM area of responsibility”	View
October 21, 2025	2	“in the Eastern Pacific”	View
490118996036
Reposted by Canadia
Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'll just floss tomorrow
0181
Reposted by Canadia
TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
PRO-TIP: When lost alone in the woods, always ask the first bear you see for directions. He will eat you, and then you will no longer be lost, because you will be dead.
4283
Reposted by Canadia
Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
AHEM:
041
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Anyway. Here’s Wonderwall.
7440
Reposted by Canadia
Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
2034475
Reposted by Canadia
Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
19997142028
Reposted by Canadia
The Winter Soldier™ @wintersoldiershere.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
1 hippy throwing a kale and quinoa salad at another hippy, is not my definition of, "war torn".
1111
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Friday night divine choreography is always my favourite. A little choppy because we only learn the choreo in an hours class for one week.
2170
Reposted by Canadia
Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Being an 8th grade spelling bee champ has not been the pussy magnet I expected. I’m not mad, just a little a-p-o-p-l-e-c-t-i-c
219940
Reposted by Canadia
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
first date idea: we binge watch Star Trek: The Next Generation hello? okay yeah she hung up
2923657
Canadia @canadaslady.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Please let the dude who calls people ‘dipshit’ online not be the next president.
080
Reposted by Canadia
Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Trickle-down economics has never worked. Unless you count the CEO's piss trickling down on the heads of the devoted employees.
051