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Gerald

@grod70.bsky.social
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Stage 3 cancer survivor. No one fights alone

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Lapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The highest love language is obviously buying someone else a delivery pizza.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If someone says ‘no offense’ you can guardamntee you will be
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Making 67 hand gestures with my kids like it's 1999 & I'm putting the shape of an L on my forehead.
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Hi. Followed
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Assholes do talk shit
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
They need a doorbell that sounds like a threatening dog growling and it makes solicitors piss themselves.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
My corporeal form exists merely to be a Museum of Fuckery.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Little known fact: there are actually 51 ways to leave your lover, bc you can just call and break up with them.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
me: is that a new coverup? her: this thing? i've had it forever. me: so it's the same old sarong her:
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
When there is no "lol" at the end of your sentence, then I am not sure if it was sarcastic lol
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
We are all of us the 52-hertz whale, singing our weird song whether we are heard or not
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Uffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I guess “do you eat your mom‘s pussy out with that mouth?” wasn’t the right phrase to use for that foul language he used.
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🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I woke up alive. Again! I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life. I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude. 🙏☕️🙏
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Last time I stopped to think something through some beavers built a dam around me.
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Do you ever hear about someone's shitty upbringing and want to go back in time and throat punch every single person who hurt them because, despite it all, they're an incredible person and didn't deserve that?
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I love you!
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I just got back from Dubai, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal...
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Yes it is
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Hello! Is it me you're looking for? *my sanity, probably
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
How about some cheeseburgers with all that beef ya got?
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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I'm not everyone's dose of microplastics.
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Deep pink
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Alexa, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Following all here
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
If she's surprised a beaver can take two carrots, imagine what she'd do if she found out what two girls can do with one cup.
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
If you show up at my door without an invitation I may pretend I am not at home.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Judge: and how would you like to plea Me: not guilty by reason of that was the old me your honor
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
me: how about a little nutmeg? meg:
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Goodnight
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
They be some wet cucumbers 😂
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
🎶I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... 🎶 Wait, cum counts, right?
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mrs. Claus comes in January because Santa used all his Ho's on Christmas.
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Didn’t realize I was using Oil of Olay hydrating cream until my balls started taking on a youthful glow.
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WicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Eating my fortune cookie before my entree
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
You probably know me better by my dj name - IB Profen.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
the moon saw its shadow ushering in six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🤣🤣
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Fuck if I know
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Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
💀💀
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dave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Skeet out with your meat out. Is this anything?
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Kathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Also.. I need a goat. That’s it. Happy goat, happy life.
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