Reposted by GeraldLapis.liya @lapis-liya.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The highest love language is obviously buying someone else a delivery pizza. 88932
Reposted by GeraldSpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If someone says ‘no offense’ you can guardamntee you will be 092
Reposted by Gerald𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Making 67 hand gestures with my kids like it's 1999 & I'm putting the shape of an L on my forehead. 042
Reposted by Gerald𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 30/08/2025They need a doorbell that sounds like a threatening dog growling and it makes solicitors piss themselves. 392
Reposted by GeraldThe Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 01/09/2025freeze drying this extra love someone might need it someday 37024
Reposted by GeraldWicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 31/03/2025My corporeal form exists merely to be a Museum of Fuckery. 1106
Reposted by Gerald🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Little known fact: there are actually 51 ways to leave your lover, bc you can just call and break up with them. 4287
Reposted by GeraldShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 15/03/2025me: is that a new coverup? her: this thing? i've had it forever. me: so it's the same old sarong her: 48932
Reposted by GeraldAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 19/02/2025When there is no "lol" at the end of your sentence, then I am not sure if it was sarcastic lol 1113764
Reposted by GeraldSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 18/02/2025We are all of us the 52-hertz whale, singing our weird song whether we are heard or not 915150
Reposted by GeraldUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I guess “do you eat your mom‘s pussy out with that mouth?” wasn’t the right phrase to use for that foul language he used. 1164
Reposted by Gerald🦋🧿Tempestori 🌬🌊 @tempestori.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I woke up alive. Again! I rejoice in this gift of another beautiful day in this miracle of a human body with its limitless capacity for awareness, joy, delight, and pleasure. My teacup heart overflows with love for life. I serve from the saucer with humility and deep, deep gratitude. 🙏☕️🙏 0112
Reposted by GeraldJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Last time I stopped to think something through some beavers built a dam around me. 111149
Reposted by Gerald𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Do you ever hear about someone's shitty upbringing and want to go back in time and throat punch every single person who hurt them because, despite it all, they're an incredible person and didn't deserve that? 4485
Reposted by GeraldMariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I just got back from Dubai, where I was offered 40 camels for my wife. I usually smoke Marlboros, but hey, a deal is a deal... 3776860
Reposted by Geraldsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025*gently cradling your face in my hands* kiddo, you’re not right in the ol’ noodle 824044
Reposted by Geraldmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 18/01/2025They had to move the inauguration indoors because it's going to be a cold day in hell 281185180
Reposted by GeraldAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Hello! Is it me you're looking for? *my sanity, probably 814160
Reposted by Gerald𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔅𝔞𝔪𝔰(👻🏈 ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)™ @timberbams.bsky.social · 06/01/2025How about some cheeseburgers with all that beef ya got? 0102
Reposted by GeraldVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 05/01/2025I'm not everyone's dose of microplastics. 112426
Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Deep pinkmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the words " heh heh heh heh " below himALT: a cartoon of a man with braces on his teeth and the words " heh heh heh heh " below him 130
Reposted by Geraldbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Alexa, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. 29441
Reposted by GeraldSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 31/12/2024We were poor and couldn’t afford Slinkys so we just threw ourselves down the stairs 671412340
Reposted by GeraldWicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 24/12/2024If she's surprised a beaver can take two carrots, imagine what she'd do if she found out what two girls can do with one cup. 4127
Gerald @grod70.bsky.social · 23/12/2024media.tenor.coma little girl in a bikini is dancing on a stage .ALT: a little girl in a bikini is dancing on a stage . 010
Reposted by GeraldAnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 23/12/2024If you show up at my door without an invitation I may pretend I am not at home. 1015045
Reposted by GeraldCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Judge: and how would you like to plea Me: not guilty by reason of that was the old me your honor 934383
Reposted by GeraldShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 14/12/2024me: how about a little nutmeg? meg: 17689147
Reposted by GeraldWicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 12/12/2024🎶I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... 🎶 Wait, cum counts, right? 2155
Reposted by GeraldWicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Mrs. Claus comes in January because Santa used all his Ho's on Christmas. 24022
Reposted by GeraldShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Didn’t realize I was using Oil of Olay hydrating cream until my balls started taking on a youthful glow. 1011043
Reposted by GeraldWicKore Dinosauree @disgruntleddino.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Eating my fortune cookie before my entree 031
Reposted by GeraldShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 17/11/2024You probably know me better by my dj name - IB Profen. 520770
Reposted by Geraldsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024the moon saw its shadow ushering in six more weeks of seasonal affective disorder 320348
Reposted by Geralddave to the k @dave-tothe-k.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Skeet out with your meat out. Is this anything? 105821
Reposted by GeraldKathleen @sweatsntopknots.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Also.. I need a goat. That’s it. Happy goat, happy life. 1185