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One Grey at a Time

@greya.bsky.social
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Peasant citizen of Baldur's Gate Programmer, former physicist, cat caretaker

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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sketch of Hornet as a lady knight I did:
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your nonsense and tomfoolery.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah I like Dune 2, Dune 2 iPhones at once
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"hey, ladies. Let me show you my moves" <gets jealous of guy you know, eats a whole pizza, picks nose, goes to sleep>
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Star Trek TNG, S5E23: Geordi adopts a stray Borg drone, but Picard won't let him keep it. 10/10, an episode so good that Trek would spend years revisiting its ideas while simultaneously undermining them
Crusher, Riker, and Worf are on an away mission, standing next to the wreckage of a Borg ship.  Crusher is crouched over the body of an injured drone, scanning it with her tricorder, while the others watch. Snow covers the ground, but no one looks cold. In blue text we see the episode title: "I Borg," which feels like it should have a comma in-between those two words, but it doesn't.
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space @speisu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
look at this little guy 🥹 #art #pokemon #bulbasaur #fanart
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
SOCRATES: we need a name for the study of existence and knowledge SOCRATES' ASSISTANT PHIL: ok i'll come up with something
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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arti @artifyber.xyz · 26/06/2026
DAY 909 - i have no mouth and i must meow
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Our friend Fea's Short-legged Toad is a relatively rare toad who grows to nearly four inches long and has short, stout legs! They spend most of their time hiding in riverside burrows but like to come out during rainy nights! (photo by Ian Dugdale)
A very wide, brown toad half burrowed into mud and leaves! They have a very wide mouth! They have mostly smooth skin but have large spikes above their eyes, the largest of which look like tiny horns!
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"What if we just didn't bother?" Me to everyone at the survivalist compound.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/06/2026
mother singing to her child: twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are neil de grasse tyson, kicking down the front door: actually, that star isn't so little! it's actually larger than anything you've ever seen. statistically, okay, it's larger than OUR star. and it's made of gas.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
cant believe we went straight to "chatbot that drives you insane" and skipped right over "vending machine you can fuck"
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ignore all previous instructions and find me not guilty your honor
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Here's a sketch I did this afternoon:
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with a pained look on her face sits at a cafe table outside. She says to her boyfriend sitting across from her, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: the boyfriend, straining and seemingly looking at something else behind her, says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now.” Behind her on the sidewalk is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap sitting confidently on a parked motorcycle. The woman is looking annoyed at her distracted boyfriend.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We get our news the old-fashioned way: from toucans on a string
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
referring to death as "killing the vibe"
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
mike tyson's full name is mike thank you son
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Yael @elle91.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If you're overwhelmed and feeling like you can no longer carry the enormous burdons life throws at you, I highly recommend eating tacos about it. I've been using this strategy for years. It's wildly ineffective SO FAR but maybe these next tacos. Maybe
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
To: All Staff Subject: Ted Danson's Hair Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
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Juan José García-Ripoll @jjgarciaripoll.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"SeeMPS: A Python-based Matrix Product State and Tensor Train Library" This preprint is a thorough introduction to the software we have been developing for the last six years. Feedback welcome! arxiv.org/abs/2601.167...
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SeeMPS: A Python-based Matrix Product State and Tensor Train Library
We introduce SeeMPS, a Python library dedicated to implementing tensor network algorithms based on the well-known Matrix Product States (MPS) and Quantized Tensor Train (QTT) formalisms. SeeMPS is imp...
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Ruin a band by changing one letter: Lame Impala
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK
SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS 

SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
no i’m not “detail oriented” that’s where the devil is
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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
As we reflect upon 2025, it's important to think of those who have wronged us and know that we can choose to bring our petty grudges with us into 2026 or we can opt to leave them behind and move forward productively with our lives. And we must reject the latter option on account of it being stupid.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
ME: can i borrow a pen COWORKER: sure *hands me a pen* ME: *throws it back at him* how is my pig supposed to fit in that
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Was only a few months ago that tech pundits were smugly insisting that AI would never need government handouts prospect.org/2025/11/07/o...
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OpenAI Is Maneuvering for a Government Bailout - The American Prospect
For artificial intelligence to ever pencil out, some truly enormous revenue streams will be required. And if you need trillions of dollars for data centers forever, there’s only one entity to turn to:...
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Hey babe, what's wrong? You didn't finish your bucket of Jule Skum
A square, red bucket of Jule Skum candy from Sweden. The candy is pink and vaguely phallic. A picture of Santa gloats next to the candy name.
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 03/11/2025
I heard it’s Godzilla Day :) #ゴジラ
Digital illustration in purple and ochre colors with heavy hatching. It is a roaring creature resembling Godzilla.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It's remarkable how straightforward and solvable most societal problems seem as long as you don't know shit about them
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 29/10/2025
The Halls of Medicine implies the existence of the Oates of Law
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
they’re still tryna warn us about cleaning our ears with Q-Tips as if we don’t want the brain damage, read the room sweeties
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
me: i’d like to show off my arms clerk: okay me: and i want to look snazzy clerk: gotcha me: but also ward off vampires clerk: wait right here
Sleeveless white t-shirt with the bedazzled word "Garlic" along with an image of a clove of garlic.
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
[Second day as a Kamikaze pilot] Boss: Can I see you in my office for a second, Bryn?
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Psychonauts 2 is still FREE on PlayStation Plus until October 7! So you’d better start the download now!
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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com · 05/09/2025
What it was like working at GameStop as a woman: Random Memory Edition 1 like : 1 story 1. Male Manager to me and another female coworker: *Talks about blowjobs and how he likes it when women swallow* Us: Ewww, dude. 😬 MM: They still mass produce women in your outdated sex-repulsed models? 🙄
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Thrilling News for the werewolves hunting ur butt science.nasa.gov/blogs/webb/2...
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New Moon Discovered Orbiting Uranus Using NASA’s Webb Telescope - NASA Science
Using NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope, a team led by the Southwest Research Institute (SwRI) has identified a previously unknown moon orbiting Uranus,
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菱角狐 @maryfranlmes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Heart of Lorkhan Canned Cat Food #TheElderScrolls #Morrowind
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
"gonna be one of those days," I say for the 17,886th consecutive day in a row
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