alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026cant believe we went straight to "chatbot that drives you insane" and skipped right over "vending machine you can fuck" 24564116
geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I mean we did get these in 2019… and everyone was just like “okay” so I think we’ve had this coming. 🙄😭 120
Jo @service-worker.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Growing up in the 90s I spent what I now realize was an enormous amount of wasted time worrying about the global market collapse via computers when I should’ve been worried about the global intellectual collapse via capitalism & tech bros 031
Josh Dobbin @joshdobbin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If we try hard enough, ANY vending machine can make that dream come true. In related news, I am no longer allowed in the lobby of my car dealership's service department. 1200
uint16 @remix.net · 10/06/2026COVID took so much from us. Can you imagine someone trying to market a vending fuck receptacle now, they wouldn’t be able to make it. Just like Seinfeld. 110
danvargue.bsky.social @danvargue.bsky.social · 10/06/2026static.klipy.comHAL 9000: I'm Sorry, DaveALT: HAL 9000: I'm Sorry, Dave 010
Darrell Mast @darrellmast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Are you advocating for certain functionality, or just more attractive vending machines? 030
Spooky Possum @bogyankee.bsky.social · 10/06/2026If you're not already fucking vending machines then that's on you. Purely a lack of will! 040
Scare Budd Dwyer @airbudddwyer.bsky.social · 09/06/2026bill slot repeatedly pulling in and rejecting an increasingly flattened hog 0292
Dez Fenton @butisitart.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Wait what else can you do to those abandoned Redbox machines? 020
More KFC, Less JFC...(please?) @sinnsearanuaine.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Look, when that last bag of Frito's gets jammed up and won't drop into the tray, creative solutions are necessary. (Please contribute to my GoFundMe bail fund). 020
Neon Chinchilla @neonchinchilla.bsky.social · 10/06/2026we can fuck it? uh... I mean the deviants of the world can fuck it? 010
Steven Toth @toths.info · 09/06/2026“Chatbot that drives you insane by agreeing with you too much.” This is also why rich people are insane they just don’t have to engage with anyone who doesn’t already agree with them. 070
Mr Dr Bae @dallas-taylor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026In capitalist America, vending machine fucks you! 020
a.connell @sbor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026You've always been able to do that. You just have to BELIEVE. 150
felix @felixforrester.bsky.social · 10/06/2026we used to live in an isekai world and now it's this shit 010
no one (spooky👻) @gregory-c-leavitt.bsky.social · 10/06/2026in corporate america vending machine fuck you 030
