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One Grey at a Time

@greya.bsky.social
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Peasant citizen of Baldur's Gate Programmer, former physicist, cat caretaker

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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sketch of Hornet as a lady knight I did:
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
oh no this sounds like the origin story for wicker 2
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cheering for u
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your nonsense and tomfoolery.
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely perfect
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
*takes a bite of Pringle* *nods at waiter* "Yes, I'll have the whole tube."
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Euler, Fermat, Ramanujan... All just trolls fucking with the rest of us... If only there was a way to understand the work, but, alas, it's impossible.
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yeah I like Dune 2, Dune 2 iPhones at once
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That tummy 😍
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Once was enough 😖
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Legitimate goddess thighs
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The cocoa butter is so nice
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
gatorade so sweet it's illegal in 9 countries 🔥
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
St Peter's list getting real long now
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A very grumpy man in a sweater is attempting to spend the afternoon indulging his bad mood while listening to music on his portable CD player. Unfortunately, his plans are ruined because the beat of the song is so good that it begins to improve his nasty attitude. The caption reads "Trying to brood but the beat is improving my mood." Artist's Note: I was thinking of the song Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Great beat.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"hey, ladies. Let me show you my moves" <gets jealous of guy you know, eats a whole pizza, picks nose, goes to sleep>
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So well done ❤️
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He's just a rough-and-tumble baby
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Star Trek TNG, S5E23: Geordi adopts a stray Borg drone, but Picard won't let him keep it. 10/10, an episode so good that Trek would spend years revisiting its ideas while simultaneously undermining them
Crusher, Riker, and Worf are on an away mission, standing next to the wreckage of a Borg ship.  Crusher is crouched over the body of an injured drone, scanning it with her tricorder, while the others watch. Snow covers the ground, but no one looks cold. In blue text we see the episode title: "I Borg," which feels like it should have a comma in-between those two words, but it doesn't.
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space @speisu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
look at this little guy 🥹 #art #pokemon #bulbasaur #fanart
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Share this post to announce that you are free from both hell AND marriage!
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
.. I'm returning to Alta Vista
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The lighting is so good
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
SOCRATES: we need a name for the study of existence and knowledge SOCRATES' ASSISTANT PHIL: ok i'll come up with something
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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arti @artifyber.xyz · 26/06/2026
DAY 909 - i have no mouth and i must meow
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ceci n'est pas une pipe
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
That's a guy who has it all figured out
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Our friend Fea's Short-legged Toad is a relatively rare toad who grows to nearly four inches long and has short, stout legs! They spend most of their time hiding in riverside burrows but like to come out during rainy nights! (photo by Ian Dugdale)
A very wide, brown toad half burrowed into mud and leaves! They have a very wide mouth! They have mostly smooth skin but have large spikes above their eyes, the largest of which look like tiny horns!
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"What if we just didn't bother?" Me to everyone at the survivalist compound.
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nvidia's lawyers are what ensure that won't happen
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
sign into the app for push notifications
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/06/2026
mother singing to her child: twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are neil de grasse tyson, kicking down the front door: actually, that star isn't so little! it's actually larger than anything you've ever seen. statistically, okay, it's larger than OUR star. and it's made of gas.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
cant believe we went straight to "chatbot that drives you insane" and skipped right over "vending machine you can fuck"
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Might be regional but you can sometimes just get whipped butter which is soft from the fridge
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ignore all previous instructions and find me not guilty your honor
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 04/06/2026
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
oh yeah that and a duty free bottle of the hard stuff, now we're talkin
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hefty chonk
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh shit I've been doing this all wrong
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Here's a sketch I did this afternoon:
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
And if being a dipshit is related to being wrong, it's not ad hominem anyway. Although, "you're wrong, goat fucker" would be. Unless fucking goats somehow made the person wrong.
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Job search rn really is something of an unending hellscape
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I say the same thing every month
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
And you don't need the force to make it rise from the swamp
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with a pained look on her face sits at a cafe table outside. She says to her boyfriend sitting across from her, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: the boyfriend, straining and seemingly looking at something else behind her, says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now.” Behind her on the sidewalk is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards baseball cap sitting confidently on a parked motorcycle. The woman is looking annoyed at her distracted boyfriend.
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One Grey at a Time @greya.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Spoil that cat rotten 😍
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
WAITER: would you care for dessert JEFF: i’ll have the jello GEOFF: i’ll have the geollo JEFF: jesus christ not this again GEOFF: geosus christ
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